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Ask a 34yo Italian guy anything
>>28861343
all italians I've met are really nice people. why are you a robot?
>>28861789
>why are you a robot?
Good question. When I was like 22 I realized I couldn't stay around people. I started isolating more and more. And here I am.
Di dove sei?
>neighbor left this saturday and told me to feed/let his dog out
>totally forgot about it
>dog is probably dead
I don't even want to go over and smell the stench
What if it dies because of starvation because you didn't go check on it today?
Dogs probably fine but you definitely should go over there and feed it and give it water and probably you have some messes to clean up.
this is why id never let anyone take responsibility in feeding my dog
cant trust other humans, you're all fucking selfish self absorbed worthless cunts
>that anon that hates normies and uses """"""""apostrophes""""""" as emphasis
>that 26 year old NEET that lives in a squalid greasy environment and loves junk food
>that guy that always makes Fembot threads and then asks them if they like being degraded etc as his fap material
>that guy that put his average gf on hormones to get her to lactate even though he wants to dump her anyway
>that black femanon that wants pajeet senpai to notice her
>that guy who started dating his gf at 13 and got her pregnant at 17 and is not attracted to her anymore
>that guy who has a qt mommy gf he always bragposts about in mommy gf threads
>that diaperfag that posts pictures of him in diapers
>that guy who is super angry about being circumcised and posts tl;dr every time someone brings up circumcision
What do NEET ants do all day?
They compose symphonies or write timeless novels, you Wagecuck
Why, I bet the NEETs of /r9k/ are writing manuscripts that rival those of Joyce, Hemingway, maybe even Faulkner?
autisticly stack their favorite patch of dirt into cool traingular prism stacks, chitter with the other neet ants about how shit conditions in the hive are, spread anti wage-cuck propaganda, chitter about how bullshit it is that they weren't born a winged ant
>>28861296
I ask every time I see this image; can you link the article to which the image is quoting? I don't believe it.
Would you enjoy being raped if you were a girl?
Im not a girl but i think it would be fun to be raped, especialy byhandome man :-D
>>28861133
I was raped and I'm a guy... worse things have happened desu
Individual liberty is very important to me. I don't like being forced to do basic shit like stand in line and fill out documents. I would hate to be raped.
>poppy seed tea didn't work again
I ONLY WANT TO GET OPIATE HIGH IS IT REALLY THAT MUCH RRREEEEEEEEEIIIIIIEEEEEE
grow opium poppy then, and smoke opium
>>28861123
How much poppy seeds are you using and what technique are you using?
if you want opiate high then work out hard
easy und you dont need to take drugs to obtain it
>tfw probably got brain cancer
I can't stop crying since yesterday. I have all the symptoms.
>>28861106
>freaking out over self diagnoses
Just stop senpai, you doing fine.
I'm sorry
Nevermind, Sunn O))) is such shit you don't ever deserve to be alive.
>>28861106
99% chances you're absolutely fine
I used to be like you then I stopped giving a shit
Im so lamed... lets see your smartphones and weather...
Nice and warm. original
>>28861168
Op: e to mi najvise fali, ljepo vrijeme
Ayyy go fuck yourselves
>tfw you want to enjoy snacks and r9k but every other post is suddenly about shit, itchy ass etc.
The itchy ass thing is the best thread around right now. Guy gets help with a pinworm problem. It's better than "Roasties ideal bf?"
Just hide the thread.
I always hide threads with pictures of shits.
>>28861171
smart man, Im still learning the quirks and tips.
REALLY DON'T MIND
IF YOU SET THIS ONE OUT
MY WORDS BUT A WHISPER
YOUR DEAFNESS A SHOUT
>>28860969
Fuck off Ian Anderson.
>you will never write a prog album
>>28860999
You may try, Mr. Reverse Devil.
Who /skelly/ here
Where my bone men at
right here op. 5'6' 100 pounds
Here
5'11 42kg
>>28861039
There is no way you are that skinny. I'm 5'10 and 63 kg and I consider myself between skinny and normal.Post pics please
>post an argument in a thread
>random anon backs you up
One of the best feels while browsing /r9k/
>>28860932
These people are the true heroes
>>28860932
Fuck you gay idiot
>>28862380
hes not gay dude.
>go to a concert at an apartment last night
>make eye contact with a qt
>she comes over and says hi and we start talking
>5 minutes later she asks if I want to go someplace more private, we make out and listen to music for awhile
>take an uber to her parents house at 3 am, sleep there and slip out before her parents notice. All in all a gr8 night
Anyways, ask a normie anything. I'd be happy to give you advice about social/dating/romantic junk. I like lurking on r9k while eating lunch @ work. Also first time green texting ayy
>>28860841
What is like to be summerfag?
>>28860841
Kinda like my mum's first cousin daughter what do
>>28861280
I've been lurking for years babe
What does it mean if a white girl has dark nipples?
She isn't white.
>>28860833
Her dad was a nigger. Ergo, she's a filthy mulatto and should be dumped at the nearest convenience.
>dark nipples
>white
Cool poop thread?
Cool poop thread
I don't know how this one ended up two different colors and the shape is pretty cool too. Any ideas?
It's moments like these when I question myself as to why I come to this site.
>>28860800
shit i thought this was cuck porn by the thumbnail
>>28860800
I'm a poop scientist, and I can tell you why that happened. But first I need you to prepare the sample properly. Push it against your mother's face, making sure to get a large portion of the smooth part up her nose and a large portion of the rocky part into her mouth. Tell me what she says, and based on her response, I'll tell you exactly why your poop came out that way.
