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>want to get closer to a girl
>but you also don't want her to find out what a huge, friend-less fucking loser you are
help
Tomoko is a friend-less fucking loser and if she was pursuing me I would be overwhelmingly happy
>>28863819
i meant real fucking life you weeb shit
Easy, man. Don't talk about yourself. Show interest and ask her shit about her life. Girls love to talk. Just look at her in the eyes as she talks to you about her life, if she ever goes quiet ask her another question, make a joke in between every now and then, smile, start getting closer, shit, just forget you exist.
Do you ever want to sit down and draw but when you do, you realize that you have no drawing talent and lack the motivation to improve?
yes, i do that with alot of things desu
>>28863709
Yeah. Then i remember that its not the 1500 anymore and do some graphics programming in my self-made sandbox OpenGL engine.
Try drawing something right now to practice
I'll start. Pic related is the water bottle to the right of my monitor.
Rare Frog Thread
>>28863688
here you go famalampaitachi
>>28863688
Alrighty then
Original Pepe.trustme
very original pepe
How do i become a school shooter ?
Pic unrelated
You shoot people at a school
>>28863682
Kill urself first
Make an IED, put it in a crowded lecture hall in a bag. Get some easy to hide handguns and a bigger rifle, conceal it in a duffel bag or instrument case. Pick people off as they enter the bathroom, after a few kills set off the IED in the nearby lecture hall and then mow niggas down with the rifle in the ensuing chaos.
Why don't my friends invite me to things
What am I doing wrong?
Embrace isolation, be comfortable with loneliness and find a balance for constant heart pain while faking emotions.
>what am I doing wrong?
I don't know. You tell me
>>28863576
You browse /r9k/ for one thing. Why don't you call one of them? You need to develop a report with someone who is foremost in your social group.
>normies hassling me on my walk
>spics yell at me from a moving car
>forget to carry my gun that day
I was ready to bust my nut too
Probably cause you look like a normie, normie.
When you're a robot, no one bothers you.
Not even homeless people will lower their standards to beg from you.
>walking during daylight
You should know better
>theres still people who believe in females posting in r9k for any reason but attention whoring
Let me remind you faggots that no matter what kind of face or body a wonan possesses, she will and can still be worshipped by plenty of male, wake the fuck up theyre playing you like a fiddle anons
>>28863559
Stop talking out of your funt roastie, you could hop on tinder and get a gorillion matches and easy sex, maybe even a decent BF no matter how hideous you are, unlike men. You cunts have no right to complain
>>28863620
So being a robot is only about being a virgin?
>>28863526
There will always be desesperate omega men iin the world anon, even if you warn them of the evils of women they will still fall for it, i have already learned to live without wymin but it seems that some men don't mentally grow up past 15.
>le fembot thread
>50 stories of how they've had multiple boyfriends, fake mental illnesses, attention whoring
>always 3 SJWs trying to see if they can get virtual pussy
>even a 1/10 single mom with 10 kids roastie could get a million matches in whatever dating app is popular at the moment
>none of them are actually robots, just women who couldnt get chad, settled for a good man and complain how unfair their life is
>none are actually lonely, a rnale robot is obese/skellington, socially retarded, a kissless virgin, poor, ugly, has only steam friends and pets; a female "robot" has 6 close friends, is social, has a boyfriend and a supportive family, uses the latest apple shit, has had at least 8 different dicks inside her, posts on twitter and facebook
Women just piss me off
I jack it to shemale videos. So what?
I lost my virginity to a brazillian trans prostitute. So what?
I want boipussy more than roastie pussy. So what?
This man is my hero. So what?
>>28863518
He's just so goddamn skeevy.
And yet, he got to fuck Sue Lightning.
Good job on being yourself
take notes robots
>>28863518
It sucks he got aids from Charlie Sheen. He does some crazy fucking shit too like drinking fucking piss. He's a fucking savage. Hope he enjoys all of it.
>having a great day
>aced my physics final
>drew something halfway decent
>seeping positivity
>walk to grocery store to get some good
>see reflection in door
>all positivity is sapped away and replaced with crushing insecurity and self hatred
>go back home as quickly as possible
>enter room
>shut off all lights so noone can see me
>chug benadryl so I can sleep and not feel anything
>tfw ugly
sorry to hear about that
good job on the physics final though
I was having a good night once and saw a photo my friend took of me I didn't know about. Instant depression and anger.
>>28863478
In what way are you ugly?
Do you have like a deformed face or severe acnee?
Ar you fat, short, black?
A picture perhaps
>tfw eating is the highlight of my day
i reached a point of no return in my life
>>28863415
At least you have something to look forward to.
>>28863415
Just start walking. Doesn't matter where, if you return home, whatever. Just walk as far as you can go and keep cash with you. Become a wanderer and see how things go. You'll either die somewhere along the way and be able to end it all without suicide potentially, or forced into becoming decent enough socially to wander successfully
>sleeping is the highlight of my day
It's so comfy, I just want to go to bed and never wake up
>"so anon what do you do when you get home after school"
>>28863378
Haha, this was the worst in high school. Enjoy your b& underagefrend.
>>28863378
I just browse the Internet, you know.
>>28863378
>"I smash your puss."
> Lift for 3 years
> Still no gf
> tfw /fit/ lied
>>28863316
>tfw got /fit/
>DL is 5 plate
>still no gf
I did get a bf though, so it's not all bad
>>28863316
hahahah u fuckin loser, dont you get it? girls dont like muscles they like bbc and guys with a mouth piece and REAL confidence. fuckin white roasties doe. we takin over. we here now.
>>28863316
Post a timestamped pic, anon. Let's see if you've made real progress.
who /making progress/ here?
talked to three different girls today that i dont know including one that was a 9/10 stacy. the conversations were pretty short but i didnt sperg out and came across as somewhat confident, plus i was the one that initated the conversations. it actually wasnt that bad.
going to try to build off of this and make it my goal to talk to 5 strangers per day when i leave the house and make sure that 3 of them are female. also getting applying for some part time summer jobs that will force me to talk to people. also going to be getting a gym membership and starting to workout again.
what are you doing to improve your life r9k?
I usually keep the mark of talking to three girls, no waitresses, when I go out on Saturday night
Well, I've started spending a lot of time outdoors, it's a huge source of happiness for me. For a long time I have been addicted to my depression so I am cutting that off completely. I am running almost daily and will be again once an injury heals up. I've started recording a journal. I am learning to love myself because you don't deserve to love another until you can love yourself. I have almost entirely repressed tfw no qt gf/bf. But the biggest thing has been to stop battling "normieism" I'm tired of thinking I'm better then other people just because I'm not a Normie. I'm living un labeled, I'm going to enjoy what I enjoy and not worry about whether or not it's a Normie thing per say. I had a break down last month that prompted this. I realized that I am only 18 and if I don't start loving life and letting go of my hatred of the world I will grow old alone and bitter.
>>28863266
What can I do to meet new people? My friends always do the same thing, and I feel I need to branch out a little.
Can we all for a moment just appreciate how accurate this movie was at portraying a typical robot?
>>28863187
I know the actor, but what movie is this?
what's th movie
>>28863187
no OP, stfu faggot and go beat your dick in mommy's basement fucking faggot wagecuck piece of fucking shit
who /Caffeine pills/ here? is it as helpful as coffee?
>>28863182
Much better than coffee
>No need for various presses, etc
>Can choose the exact dose you want easily
>Cheap as fuck compared to decent coffee
>No teeth staining
>>28863213
idk pham. I'm a huge caffeine junkie but pills didnt do it for me. usually took 700-900mgs a day but it didnt really make me as awake as coffee. I drink about 1-2 pots a day now. teeth yellow af, always twitching and anxious but at least I'm functioning.
>>28863213
where can you get said pills? is it sold in pharmacies?
