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>he's still racist in 2016
>he hasn't had sex with a squid yet
>>28868484
>he's still a subhuman that shits up 4chan with unnecessary theads
>>28868484
If anything, racism is seeing a renaissance.
>just applied for a wagie job
>feel like I betrayed myself
The moment I do something "right" I feel fucking horrible.
It's because you're sitting weird and your penis is getting pinched by your jeans. Fidget around for a bit and you'll get relief followed by the proper sense of accomplishment from starting on the road to success.
>>28868403
IF you're not already dead inside, you will die inside faster.
Wagecuckery is as bad as killing yourself slowly.
>>28868403
It's called guilt. You just betrayed the brotherhood of NEETs and the sanctity of the leisure. And for what? To make someone rich. Shame on you, OP. Shame on you!
Tomorrow is my 2nd to last day at work but don't feel like coming in, what excuse should I give?
Just go OP, stop being useless
>>28868385
Just don't go and claim you somehow got confused and thought you didn't need to come in that day.
Just go in late and leave early.
Just got a call from my grandma that my dad died in a car accident
I don't have anything else to live for
that sucks my dad died suddenly as well, all the sudden feels like a dream when you get that call
>>28868378
>>28868400
I've gotten the same call, it really is so shocking that you can't really even cry or anything right away
>>28868378
but anon
he lives in you
>talking to girl online
>she's fat
every time
Non-fat women don't need to go online to get dates.
None losers also dont have to go online to date.
Youre a begger not a chooser.
>>28868342
Why the fuck are you defending roasties and attacking OP? Cunt.
After playing vidya for an hour and being extremely frustrated I felt like a blood vessel or something in my head released or became unclogged. It is hard to describe how it felt but I am worried I had a mini stroke or an aneurysm and the back corner of my head feels kind of warm.
>>28868290
RIP OP
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Call whatever your country's emergency line is.
They'll tell you if it's a stroke. Better to be safe OP
Take care
Grandma also said something like that years ago. She was reading and then had this strange sensation in her head. She told me and mom that she was going to sleep because her head was feeling kind of warm, she thought it was probably because she was reading for too long. She died that night in her sleep. I miss her.
I'll miss you too, OP. Have a safe trip.
hey b/ i had a sort of semi-date/ friendship catch up thingy tonight and i feel like i need to talk about it so i'm going to in green text :
> be me
> 20
> just moved into apt. with dad
> spend 90% of time alone other 10% talking to people at work
> finally snap and decide its time to get out a little
> hit up female friend from facebook that offered to fuck me in Highschool
> we chat a little and i ask her if she wants to do something
> we make our schedules work out, we both have part time jobs and college
> we meet at 6:00pm and eat at the deli
> i pay for food and we talk, shes still as crazy and as loud as in highschool
> we eat and then walk around a mall for an hour talking
> shes a nurse so she tells me all these horror stories that are pretty cool
> asks me what ive done since highschool, im honest and tell her ive been in a dark room getting an IT degree and mostly work with computers all day
> she is cool with it
> ask's me if im seeing anyone and i say no,
> mfw....she is dating a soldier in afganistan
> heart sinks almost instantly
> she says the relationship really isn't working out
> my mom cheated on dad so...i dont try and fool around with her because i know how much that fucks a person up...
> keep to my morals...she obviously wants to do more which is why i took her out in the first place
> but i control myself, i don't want to be the same prick i hated growing up
> we eat ice cream and sit in car for like 20 min and talk
> she says she has work in the morning and i do too so we split
> before she leaves we give each-other a slightly drawn out hug and i feel her warmth
> i put chin on her neck and close eyes as we hug
> we both go our separate ways...i feel pain...but at least im not the prick my mother was....
> but still was to beta to ask for pussy or break my moral code.......
> life is pain b/
>hey b/
GET OFF MY BOARD REEEEEE
>>28868274
>life is pain b/
Did you forget halfway what board you was on
yes it is
>use to work at a grocery store
>bosses were some young other older
>there was a fat but hot boss
>someone tells me she is into me
>we get some private time
>me being a robot chickened out
>she was one of the young one that wasn['t a stacey
>she quits and i get sad about it
>fast forward years later
>three years ago i got into a car accident
>i go to hospitals and rehabs
>the last rehab have speech
>have the hot fatty from the grocery store
>us not remembering each other we didn't realize it until a few months
>she wants me again
>me being a robot didn't get the hints
>she is now engaged
Just bought over $500 worth of megamillion tickets and I already know I lost. Anyone else here got any tickets for the drawing tonight?
>>28868271
No because if I'm going to gamble I'm gonna actually gamble not throw my money in the garbage.
>>28868511
It truly is just throwing money away, but sadly after every time I lose I somehow convince myself there is a chance that I could win.
>>28868691
Just ignore it, meng. As another poster said, there are better ways to gamble. Put it on a high-risk stock or something.
Anyone else staying home alone all memorial day weekend? Am I supposed to be doing something?
probably gonna go get some donuts and eat 4mg kpins before i waste away until tomorrow and repeat the process until tuesday when the witcher expansion comes out.
>>28868326
>4mg kpins
I dont have any of this
>>28868426
sucks to be you m8
>gf start getting lazy and work less to please you
How to proceed?
Dump her now!
>>28868144
>having a gf
ree
>>28868179
Its LDR, not much better than being alone
Existing robot skype group looking for a few new members.
No normies, attentionwhores or traps.
Use this template:
>age
>gender
>username
>interests
>one line about anything
This isn't a spammy meme group for edgy 15 year olds.
Pic (the god emporer) unrelated.
hello, MODSS move this to /soc/ reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Take this thread to /soc/, immediately
>>28868257
Fuck off tripfag. Blx
I HATE women and I know you do too robots. Lets come up with ways to TORTURE women.
Cool, should I get naked before the torturing begins?
Also, what's the safe word.
>>28868096
I would, CUDDLE THEM TO DEATH AND SMOTHER THEM IN HUGS
>>28868096
I like women. Sorry anon.
>it's a dissociation for no reason episode
I don't think i'm supposed to be alive
>>28868092
that always seems to happen to me out of the blue too. i think it's because we have no friends or anyone who cares about us so our hormones get messed up
What is dissociation like? Like in detail. What exactly goes on during an episode?
>>28868191
bumpity bump
i want to know too
How would I go about acquiring Elliot's wrecked BMW if it still exists?
shoot yourself in the head faggot
>>28868038
it's probably crushed in a junk yard
>>28868073
You first, redditor scum
>walking down street
>see girl my age walk by
>light smile, nothing autistic or creepy
>she looks away
I fucking hate girls, they are so goddamn conceited
This is why I never smile at them.
>>28868033
lts best to just ignore them, anon
>>28868033
If you're ugly, smiling just makes you look creepy.
