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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eS4mVlXD8Ok

why do the chinese hate us blackbors so much?

at least japanese and koreans are a little more informed.
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>>28872724
>at least japanese and koreans are a little more informed.
lol
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>>28872724
Because you're violent, smelly, stupid, lazy and have never accomplished much or have much cultural history to be proud of.

The whole world looks down on you for these reasons.
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>>28872767
B-but I'm trying to become more successful in life, and I'm not violent at all.

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Which boards do you frequent ?
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>>28872690
>First posting the "which board is the worst" thread
>Now posting this thread
Not until you tell us what you're master plan is.
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>>28872690
I frequent your mom's anus. You can watch next time my son.
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In no particular order:

/r9k/
/pol/
/o/
/v/ sometimes
/tv/ rarely, strictly to meme post
/mu/ very rarely, same as above
/a/ once a blue moon to either waifu post or make DBZ threads

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pic related and made by me

Am I a cyborg?
What should I do?
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i'm kinda in the same boat
didn't get my shit on track until a few years after everyone else
i went to a decent school but only a few random people are actually making bank. it's not the ones you'd expect either. the nerdy ones have gotten nowhere.
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If you actually made that pic, I'm fairly impressed.
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hey good for you man

There's always a way to escape

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>tfw no salamin shattering, eleksyon voting, kape brewing, mukha cleaning, daliri fracturing, kuko biting, tubig drinking, tsinelas snapping, lamesa wiping, sapatos breaking, kotse fixing, itlog cracking, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
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Nice to see you on a friday night op
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>>28872341
>>tfw no salamin shattering, eleksyon voting, kape brewing, mukha cleaning, daliri fracturing, kuko biting, tubig drinking, tsinelas snapping, lamesa wiping, sapatos breaking, kotse fixing, itlog cracking, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t fiIipina gf
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Never give up the dream anon

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Do Chinese chicks have stinky toes?

https://youtu.be/qqjvSBlpDi0
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Bumpin for stinky chinese feet
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*STOMP* *STOMP* *CLAP*
*STOMP *STOMP* *CLAP*
WE WANT
WE WANT
TEN DEES
*CLAP* *STOMP* *STOMP* *CLAP*
WE WANT
WE WANT
TEN DEES
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>>28872987
I just want stinky chinese girl feet wrapped around my dick

Would you decapitate a newborn's mother for a billion dollars? If in this scenario the murder couldn't be traced back to you, would you do it?
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Countless of people have died for less and one person not having a mother barely makes a difference in this world.

One billion dollars can accomplish a lot. A lot of research and development, charities, etc.
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>>28872192
What if you had grown out without a mother?
How different do you think your life would've turned out?
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>>28872162
For an extra 100k I'd merk the baby too

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>semester starts
>try to be as friendly as possible to people
>have some conversations and have hope things will be better this time
>fast forward to end of semester
>all the normies in my classes have become friends while i still sit in the corner alone
>tfw 2 years of college and havent made a single friend

why dont they want me?
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You're supposed to offer to suck their dicks individually in private.
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>>28872147
I know that feel too op. Msybe we seem desperate, depressed, or awkward. IDK.
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I can't sleep and my girlfriend is mad at me for making noise so I can totally relate

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Would anyone be interested in writing a letter to my friend in jail? He got arrested for "menacing" and attempting to flee the police when approached him. He already has some social anxiety and this arrest and subsequent charges have made things much, much worse for him. He's basically one of us.
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>>28872146
>inb4 he dindu nuffin
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>>28872165

A girl called the police on him because he was trying to make conversation with her
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>>28872201
Yeah, that's why he ran from the cops.

What did he really do to that poor girl?

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ITT: We post good music
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>>28872064
Here you go op
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3-KfmoGIEI
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>>28872064
I think you mean "ITT: We act like /mu/ elitists and shit all over everybody else's tastes."
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>>28872064
>posts new Linkin Park logo
>can't even spell the band's name right
FFS, OP. At least pretend to have a little self respect, haha.

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> Ask qt girl out after class at uni
> She says yes
> Gives me her number
> Text her that night
> She says "Can we wait till after exams" (two weeks from now)
> what.jpg
> Say ok
> Try to have a conversation with her about uni and stuff
> She takes hours to reply

why do women do this. If she wasn't interested in me why didn't she just reject me?
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>>28871898
bumparino

orginato
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HS story
>really at girl
>know her for 4 months
>swim team blackmail to ask her out
>she says yes, but we've to be back fast because of her wrestling stuff
>had last period with her
>she just walked away
>endmylife.jpg

I feel you man, it'll get better. Hang in there bud.
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Hey anon I know what you're going through. Girl I'm texting from college is super enthusiastic through text messages but takes hours to respond also. I wasn't exactly rushing to text her either so it probably turned into a game.
I asked her out but she was going out of town so no luck. Gonna test the waters one more time and ask her out again because it's been awhile. Good luck anon.

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You have ten (10) ACTUAL seconds to point out even ONE (1) flaw in this photograph.

YOU CAN'T.

Lorde is literally, L I T E R A L L Y perfect.
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>>28871878
Where the fuck have you been nigger?
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>>28871878

she has loser fucking fans that can't shut up
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>Shoulder pads
>Pointy chin
>forehead too wide

Ran out of time

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Robots help me

I get insanely mad when my neighbors have loud parties

Like, I want to literally kill them

I don't want to feel like this

wtf is wrong with me

How do I deal with this anger

:(
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kill them obviously whats the big deal
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nobody cares, loser.

maybe you need to suck a cock or something.
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>>28871833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTs73qO5ehk

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so what is dxm exactly like? I've seen threads about it a lot.
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It's a dissociative and a mild psychedelic

dissociative meaning that you essentially slightly lose your grip on reality for a little bit, you should know what a psychedelic is
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>>28871698
Depends on dosage.
Was on 2nd plateau a few times, pretty fun, playing "smooth" games like gta V was a damn bliss.
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Well, it's better than DPH.

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who /nocleanroom/ here?
why bother if it'll just get dirty again right
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clean for 20 min. post after pic
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>>28871681
alright.. but robots gotta post their room too
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same, too lazy

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Chill/Comfy Thread
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i am an slippery tube dude
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>>28871632
Alright alright, let's fucking go niggas
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>tfw no bf to live with in a comfy house in flyover country where he fucks the life out of me everyday

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