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I finally held hands with a girl. Does this make me no longer a robot? It wasn't intimate in any way more of like a joke but we still held hands with interlocked fingers. I'm finally a real boy now.
Fucking leave you normie!!! You can try chopping your hand off but it wont save you.
I remember the first time I held hands with a girl. It was more of in a joking fashion as well but after that I had the biggest crush on her. Luckily she later rejected me and fucked both of my best friends.
Well you got the cooties now. I would recommend bathing your hand in bleach for a while.
Dont talk to me or my robots, ever again.
Holy shit....Eggman fucking transformed himself. He is now a fucking rapper and bangin sluts. Fucking traitorrrrr....REEEEE
I knew he'd make it one day. I'm proud of you egg. You are an inspiration to us all.
he kind of looks like a lesbian
>first I heard he committed suicide
>then pic related
>now this
I WANT OFF THIS RIDE
WHAT IS FUCKING REAL EVEN
What makes NEETs tick? Why live like this? What is holding you back, if anything? Are you happy?
Basically, Im looking for insight on being a NEET.
Ive been browsing 4chan for about 5 years now, im currently 20. I started out on /r9k/ and /pol/, though Ive stuck to /lit/ and /out/ the past couple years. During all this time my older sister has generally deteriotated into the quintessential NEET. Mid twenties, Obese, jobless, no education, not even a diploma or GED, no drivers licence, no job experience whatsoever. Basically a sponge, provides nothing while living at home at no charge. Shes very awkward, doesnt say much, is curt, and often gets annoyed by simple questions or requests. Shes maybe hung out with 3 people this year so far. She spend all her time in her room, on the computer, her phone or tablet. Doesnt even read, presumably. I have no idea how she wastes her time all day.
I can go into why I think she got like this, and how my parents allow it, but I leave at that until request. For now I just want to hear from NEETs what their thought process is. Why dont you like fun things? Do you at least read, or try to ingest quality film and art? All of these questions are probably soaked with vitriol, but I dont really know how else to ask them. How can you be okay with subsisting? Are you afraid of your mind rotting?
I'm 28, I dropped out of college and just lived at my mom's house until I got on disability and moved into a housing program. Eventually I got more housing assistance and now live alone on disability, medicare, medicaid, full slew of medications. Diagnosis of asperger's disorder, Major Depressive Disorder, Anxiety Disorder.
The thing to know about the diagnoses is that they basically allow the psych people to get paid. You can read about the DSM, people who worked on it openly admit this but the general point is that getting people psych help is more important. I've been on 4chan since '05 and gone through tons of changes emotionally since then, and through my thinking about NEET or shut-in behavior through examining my situation through therapy.
The major point is that NEETs are emotionally distant from the world. They see things that you think are obvious or easy as insurmountable and extremely distateful. Its like you go to the fridge and its filled with literal shit. A NEET will have their own buffet of issues but it all boils down to things like fear, hatred, envy, and indolence. Self worth is low so having a conversation is usually out. Getting attention is out. The day of a NEET is mostly a day of existence and dependence, hours are not 'filled' so much as they pass on their own.
>Why dont you like fun things?
They might but a lot of the things you are thinking of fun are either scary or not fun to a NEET because they are locked in negative emotional states. Things like playing soccer can easily turn into them sitting on the sidelines feeling left out and miserable that they aren't playing while also being unwilling to play anyways.
>Do you at least read, or try to ingest quality film and art?
Personal and doesn't matter, a NEET life is a life of escape. Reality is not a concern.
Society hates me so I'll leech off of the system. Simple as that.
>>28875930
>Why live like this?
I'd rather be at home all day instead of working some dead-end job that will get me nowhere like countless humans before me.
>Are you happy?
Not particularly, everyone is brought into the world by someone else (your parents.) We have no say on the matter and to kill oneself is considered bad.
>Why don't you like fun things?
Fun is an opinion, just as right and wrong are opinions. In the end nothing that you do will really matter.
>Do you at least read or try to ingest quality film and art?
Everyone has hobbies, mine do not include reading books or movies.
>How can you be okay with subsisting
I take a rather logical approach to things. One thing we know is that life on our planet will be destroyed, just as countless cycles before us have been destroyed. The dinosaurs were just another cycle, whether we bring our own demise or some natural occurrence does it, the result is the same. All you do and all I do will eventually mean nothing.
My pissed off ex girlfriend knows a secret that could rip apart my family.
What do I do? It's been months and we haven't talked, but I'm paranoid this bitch is gonna drop the nuclear bomb to ruin my life.
>>28875866
hate to ask but what is the secret?
iktf anon
I fucking told this girl who had a crush on me that I was taking to try pills and now she's not my girlfriend anymore
>>28875866
okay fuckrag, i'll bite
just what is this secret, and how bad is it?
If a guy can grow a beard, should he?
Nobody should do it, but if he wants to and if it looks good on him why not?
>>28875847
If you are young and have a beard it means you are either:
a) lazy unorganized fuck that do not shaves
or
b) you are try hard trying to look """"mature""""", nu-male
If you are like 60 years old then beard is ok
>>28875881
> if he wants to and if it looks good on him why not?
nu male.
>>28875847
Oh perfect! This thread was made for me!
I'm letting my beard grows. Mom hates it. I like. What do you guys think? Should I shave it?
Forgive the retardad face, I was trying so hard to be less ugly...
What exactIy is going on in this image?
>>28875782
He is buying a pizza.
>>28875782
I-Is that a fucking badger?
I would trade with this worthy wolverine
Where do you scale up /r9k/?
Brad here, but robot AF.
>>28875752
Where the fuck is ugly face and average body??
ATTRACTIVE face, body is technically average because I'm working on dat femboy aesthetic
>>28875791
Fairly certain you can be grouped in with ugly face and attractive body just because if you truly have an ugly face, no body would ever be able to redeem it.
If you choose right, you're probably a nigger
left is so much qter
>>28875745
she's a filthy roastie in both
fuck off
>>28875745
I choose men.
The only logical answer.
What happened to Doggo? Is he alive?
>>28875736
You talking about doggo Murph?
I was wondering too.
>>28875761
I hope OP from that thread called the vet and then killed himself. Hope the dogs alright.
>>28875736
HANG ON MURPH
You white cisgender scum should be ashamed of yourselves
B I Z A R R E
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>>28875659
Well, I'm not
>>28875659
>they HAVE to force cuckoldry into their whining
>It's an anon's non-white neighbors letting their kid cry for hours on end episode
EVERY
FUCKING
DAY
>>28875549
call the cops the kids crying for being molested
make sure they wont trace you and call everytime
>>28875549
>visit white friend's house, mom has fresh bruises in her face.
>pretend you didn't notice the missing teeth
>>28875584
He can call the cops anyways and just say that he's worried about the kid because it happens so often that it's indistinguishable from child abuse but either way it's a public nuissance.
GIVE ME A JAPANESE GIRLFRIEND
NOW
such a gift would be wasted on you due to your inexperience and constant self-doubt.
>>28875537
Fuck off, they're mine buddy.
>tfw so close to Japanese gf
>she likes me and wants me to visit
>can't afford the trip
JUST
Who /fat/ here? Tell me about yourselves fatbots
>>28875531
I am 105 kgs and 184 cms tall for a BMI of 31, what is everyone else's stats?
>also what have you eaten today?
>>28875531
>6'6 around 400 pounds
Been fat as long as I can remember,single mother doesn't know how to cook,always working,McDonalds every night seemed too convenient.
Last year I weighed 510
Idk my current weight but my 48 jeans kinda fit again, its progress I guess.
ITS REAL NIGGA HOURS
WHO UPP
U KNO WAT TO DO N TAP DAT LIKE FAAMMM
>>28875458
Kill yourself immediately you faggot double nigger
>>28875474
SMHHH WHY THE FUCC THES THOTS STILL WOKE?
GETCHO ASS IN BED
>>28875458
gucci my niqqa
>tfw your life is worse than death, but not intolerably so
>tfw once you realize you are already dead, everything gets better
>tfw I don't want to live but I don't really want to die either
>>28875494
>can't find anything to live for
>can't find a reason to kill myself
