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If a guy can grow a beard, should he?
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Nobody should do it, but if he wants to and if it looks good on him why not?
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>>28875847

If you are young and have a beard it means you are either:

a) lazy unorganized fuck that do not shaves

or

b) you are try hard trying to look """"mature""""", nu-male

If you are like 60 years old then beard is ok

>>28875881
> if he wants to and if it looks good on him why not?

nu male.
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>>28875847
Oh perfect! This thread was made for me!
I'm letting my beard grows. Mom hates it. I like. What do you guys think? Should I shave it?
Forgive the retardad face, I was trying so hard to be less ugly...
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>>28875998
I reckon shave your checks and have a goatee. I'd look good on you
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>>28875998
lose weight
trim it
youll be chad
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>>28875998
looking good desu senpai
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>>28875953
>All that mad in the picture

Sad what depths nu-males are willing to sink to.
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>>28875998
Shave it. It looks like a terrible nigger beard.
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>>28875998
Seems good men, It really makes you more "a man" go 4 it !
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>should a guy grow a beard

Yeah, it makes you feel nice and toasty and manly and people treat you like a grown man if you have it. It also helps to hide the ugly. Just took this yesterday.

Apparently women hate it.
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>>28876247
I remember you from the other thread. I think youre handsome. Would you go gay? I could make you happy
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>>28876247

And this is what it looks like from the side. Looks ugly from the front, but I think I look pretty nice from the side.

I guess it all depends on how it grows out though. My cousin is a huge Chad but his hair grows in patches and looks like shit and he's balding already. You win some, you lose some.
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>>28876163
>lose weight
But I have 50 kg... and 5'11... do I look fat in the pic? I assure you I'm a walking skeleton.
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>>28876277
its ugly because its not the same color as your hair
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>>28876275

Nah, I'm not gay and never will be, and I don't want to shit the thread up further with me, just want to give out some neckbeard advice to my brobots that might think about having a beard.

Basically, let it grow out and see how it shapes on your face. For some guys, you just have shifty facial hair genetics.
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>>28876309
Well fuck you then. You're one dick away from happiness. Gays love beards and bears. You would be disputed like a fair maiden.
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>>28876301

Yeah, that's another thing. For some guys, your facial hair might be a different color. I know of some guys with blonde hair and a reddish beard and a guy with red hair with a brown beard.

For me I have dark brown hair and a lighter brown facial hair so it has a fucked up contrast.
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>>28876247
Youre too old for that hairstyle
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>>28876150
I doubt I could pull it off and not look cringy worthy.
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>>28876230
Thanks guys. People irl dont like it so much but fuck them
>>28876230
But i'm so pale... and blue eyed... my mustache is even shady blonde somehow. Im no negroid.
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>>28875953
I said if it looks good on him, for example this Afghan gentleman probably looks way better with the beard than without it
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>>28876346

It's not a style, I don't style my hair at all. So I guess my hair just naturally grows in shitty.
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>>28876363
How can I groom my beard so it looks nice soft and voluminous like that? What products, what daily care should i do?
Mine looks like a hobo beard... or a post nuclear war survivor. A mess
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I want to grow a beard but I think i would look retarded.
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>>28876365
I'm still mad at you, you unhomo.
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I keep a small beard that I do trim simply because fuck shaving every day. Too lazy for that shit. I also have a babyface without a beard.
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>>28876401
It doesn't have enough hair to fill in but try it out. It's the only way to test it.
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>>28876401
Do you live in Australia? Is that why you are upside down familia?
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>>28876401

Just try it out. Don't shave for about a month and see how it looks.

>>28876408

It's always funny to me because gays are the only ones that try to hit on me and take an interest in me. I'm just not gay man, sorry.
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>>28876389
No clue, I can't grow a beard so I don't. I don't think he has any products seeing as to how he lives in a shithole, probably good genetics and trimming.
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>>28875953
tfw only 1 possibly 2 of those things
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>>28875847
If you have the facial aesthetics for it. Most guys don't, but grow beards anyway. And then they don't take care of it. Or they grow that weird cringy overgrown five o clock shadow thing. All the old guys at my work laugh at the beard trend of today.

Pro tip: if a girl says you look like her dad that is not a good thing
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>I'm 19
>Can grow a good beard
>Look 24 with a beard
>Look 15 without one

Wtf do I do?
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>>28876502
Shave your butthole
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>>28876502
>look 24

I don't know how you can "look" 24. I mean, take me for instance. How old do I look? >>28876247

I'm 25. Without my beard, I'm told I look young, like 18.

>go through TSA security check to wait for my plane
>female inspector looks at my passport and says wow, you look a lot younger than you are

What is the correct response to something like this? Is she insulting me and telling me I look like a kid or is she saying that it's good I look younger than my age?
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It was "in fashion" around 3-4 years ago. Literally only the dregs, hangers on and slowpokes still have it now.

the "look" used to be.. manbun, beard, neck tattoos

the 2016 look is.. clean shaven, slicked back hair, face tattoos.


If you are like over 60 then beard is okay
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It's freshly trimmed but I want opinions on the coverage. I would like to wear it long but it almost just looks like gross mutton chops if I let it grow out.

Is there any way to promote hair growth in the cheek areas and near the mouth?

Also sorry if the image is rotated, phone and stuff
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>>28876559
>Is there any way to promote hair growth in the cheek areas and near the mouth?

Yeah, there is a way. You have to suck dick and rub the semen on the areas of your face you want the hair to grow in. I'm not memeing. It's like miracle grow for your facial hair.
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>>28876559

looking like a nu male my man..

shave that shit, start lifting, stop fapping, and get a proper haircut.
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>>28876606
>stop fapping
niceme.me
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>>28876606

Go back to /v/ or /pol/, the point of the nu-male meme was to make fun of the characteristics of the modern feminine leftist male. A guy that wears glasses doesn't fit the nu-male criteria, it's a behavioral thing more than it is a looks thing. You disgusting cucklord fedora tipping nufaggot redditor.
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From my viewpoint, yes.
Here are some statistics from a cyborg:
Girls dated: Facial Hair prefence
Girl 1: Bald face
Girl 2: Beard
Girl 3: Beard
Girl 4: Beard
Girl 5: Beard
Girl 6: Beard
Girl 7: Bald face
Girl 8: No preference
Girl 9: Stopped replying to me and got back with her exThat has a beard
Girl 10: Beard
Girl 11: Beard

7 preferred beards
3 preferred other
7/11 = 63.63%
So 64% of girls I've dated have said they wanted me to grow a beard and/or preferred guys with beards.

Discussion:
If you can grow a beard--say your job allows it--and you can actually grow a good looking beard--statistics of my experiences lean towards you doing it.
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>>28876725

There is a guy on /r9k/ that has dated 11 women.

This is an original statement and will not be blocked by the robot because no one has made this statement before.

Also, reeeeeee normie etc
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>>28876606
HarrisonFordhelloreddit.jpg
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>>28875953
Holy shit i started that Thread
Edit: Thanks for the gold Kind stranger :^)
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>>28876725
Girls like whatever's in fashion and beards were in fashion for a good 3-4 years

I think they're out of fashion now though. Can a normie confirm?
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>>28876789
I live in los angeles and while I'm noticing a drop in beards I still also see all the girls I would like to be with sucking on light skinned Mexican dudes' beards.
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>>28876657

t. wanker

>>28876678

>Go back to /v/ or /pol/, the point of the nu-male meme was to make fun of the characteristics of the modern feminine leftist male. A guy that wears glasses doesn't fit the nu-male criteria, it's a behavioral thing more than it is a looks thing. You disgusting cucklord fedora tipping nufaggot redditor.

okay nu male

>>28876754

hi nu male


I'm sure all the girls love your wankers skin, balding jewfro and manchild beard


Keep it up bro. Looking good. :^)
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>>28876789
see
>>28876553


for more information blox
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Only just heard of all this Nu-male stuff but I am finally glad there's a term for it. Every 10/10 girl I've found on okc has "beards only :)" in the "You should message me if..." section of their profiles.
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>>28876553
w2c facetattoo eggman bf
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>>28876811

It's actually numale to call others numale when there's no reason to like a meme spouting faggot nigger. Unfunny meme spouting is classic numale cuckholdry.
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Why is there such a bitter divide between bearded and non-bearded men?
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>>28876905

Men that can't grow beards are basically failed men. You need high test to grow a beard.
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>>28876905
Cut uncut. People are cunts who love complaining and puting others down.
circumcision is medieval desu
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You should shave your beard under any of the following conditions:
1. You are Mormon.
2. You have a job that uses large machinery.
3. You are mourning the loss of a loved one and need to remove your whiskers so that they don't act as antennae for the dearly departed's ghost.
4. Your beard looks like pubes.
5. You need to practice shaving.
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>>28876981

I wonder what the correlation between being cut or not has on beard growth and test levels.
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Dmn it guys my baldness is progressing so rapidly... i never took finasterid for fear of losing sexual capacity (my antidepressants already jeopardize my erections, so i thought another drug of the sort would be a chemical castration)
But now I more or less regret... i'm getting so bald... it didn't bother me in the past, don't know why is bothering me now.... i'm already a 2/10... once hairless, what the fuck will I be....
I'm this one >>28875998
The pic don't show very well but half of my head is already hairless.
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>>28876997
I meant only as a comparison of a male trait that will cause war among the egos of men.
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>>28876551
women forget that looking like an actual adult isn't a bad thing for men, take the compliment
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>>28876553
>the 2016 look is looking like an unbearable fag
>face tattoos ever

this must be bait surely
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>>28876903

>trying this hard to appear like you are not from reddit


hello numale
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>>28877083

oh but it is the 2016 look

havent you been on normiebook or any fashion faggotry in the past year?

>inb4 le im too obscure for normiebook meme
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>>28877091
>I'm not reddit I swear

Back to 9gag.
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I think the beard looks pretty cool, shame I can't seem to grow anything but some sparse patches even with the use of biotin

Gonna try throughought the summer, if it's not shaping up by the time I return to college I'll cut.
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>>28877111
> Being a 9fag meta-poster
Straight to funnyjunk with you
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>>28877144
>funnyjunk

Nice meme, why don't you take it with you back to ebaums.
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>>28875881
What if I want to cover up a huge scar on my jar
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>>28876811
t. retard who falls for memes
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>>28875953
>lazy
If you're a fat neckbeard, yeah.
Maintaining a proper beard is more work than shaving
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>>28876789
Still kinda in here.
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>>28876559
>have testosterone and stop being chaz bono
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>>28875953
Every guy should try growing one out at some point.
Nice infographic did you make it yourself or are you just a sheeple?
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Men should have long hair and beards, women should have long hair and no beards.
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>tfw shaved my hair and grew a beard

No more worrying about my shitty hairline.

Problem is I HAVE to have a beard now since I'm skinny and I'll look like a guy with cancer/AIDS without my beard.
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>>28877867
I recognize that sentiment.
People often give me their seats on the bus, which is nice actually.
Doesn't help that I'm very pale on a sunny city where everyone is either brown or tanned.
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>>28877601
Where are you, frienderinopai?
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