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General Hikikomori Thread~
How do you get food without having to leave your room? Do any of you have the luxury of an en-suite bathroom?
I fucking hate leaving my room but it's necessary for buying snacks, merch, and doing bathroom stuff. I try to put it off for as long as possible then do a whole bunch of stuff at the same time.
>>25264420
Tear down the wall separating your room from the kitchen it's your house. You can do whatever you want to it.
>>25264420
you should tell your mom you need own place
I order groceries online
could put a note for the driver to leave it at the door but I get him to bring it in for me since I am more lazy than autistic
> replied to comment
> close tab to avoid reading embarrassing replies to my comment
>>25264374
I actually physically panic and like scramble towards my mouse to close the tab out of fear of seeing a reply right away
>>25264374
Atta boy OP! thats how its done. Although I press the back button and go to another thread.
I can't stop pulling on my oversensitive weewee, hlep. I'm getting small friction burns from fapping 3-6 times every day, but still can't stop because it feels so good
>>25264328
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPlQpGeTbIE
Quitting is for losers
you wouldn't get friction burns if you used my mouth-pussy, silly anon-kun
>>25264328
How are you not chafing bro?
>>25264422
That moment at 2:35
>got bullied in school
>snitched to teacher
>bullies got BTFO by teacher
>bullies never touched me again
Why are people so afraid of snitching?
Pro tip:Its actually a big myth that bullies in school will ever get back at you for snitching.
>bullied by niggers
>snitch on niggers
>bullied by niggers again AND mexicans too now
probably doesn't happen in your pigskin suburbia schools though
When I snitched I got beaten up even more. One girl who snitched got hit in her head with a hammer. By the bullies. And that was in 8th grade.
>Pro tip: Its actually a big myth that bullies in school will ever get back at you for snitching.
No it's not, because they did.
I told my parents, they went to school to talk to the teachers and they said that the bully's mom was a rude and scary woman. The teachers were all spineless cowards who couldn't get the bully expelled for some fucking reason just because his mom was "scary".
Thank God the fucking bitch is dead now and that piece of shit asshole is suffering.
Do you recognize this: you plan your evening full with activities and then you sit down and say to yourself:
>>25264298
>full of activities
Such as?
>>25264321
Watching my 1200 tv-shows which I have to plan so I can see them all, reading books like feminism and christian ethic, browsing 4chan, you know: the usual.
>>25264376
Yeah. I too have a huge list of tv shows to watch and books to read but Im just too lazy.
Is there anything more pitiful than a ugly woman?
An ugly Indian man.
>>25264305
just an indian man desu senpaitachi
>>25264305
But he can easily garner an untouchable wife by simply smiling at them
Just a reminder that your perfect girl is out there!But she's not very attractive, she's unhygienic, she's introverted to a fault, and she's riddled with anxiety and god knows what other mental issues.In fact, you'll probably never meet her because she feels just as hopeless and defeated as you, and doesn't leave the house or use dating social media.
I've never heard of a woman like that who is under the age of 40.
Oh but I did meet her. I stopped talking to her to chase a girl that I shouldn't have. I can still make things right! but I haven't got the courage.
P.S. She lives 5 hours away and for two NEETs that might as well be on the other side of the planet.
P.P.S. She is more messed up mentally... She is a rape victim and I helped her get her sex drive back. I am a monster for leaving her in the first place...
robots don't want robot gfs
they want qt normal happy girls
Answer these questions.
>Last song you listened to
>Last movie you watched
>Last person you talked to
>Last game you played
>Last thing you ate
>Last thing you drank
>Any present you got on your last birthday
>Last place you went in public
>Last thing you did that you were proud of
>Last relative that died and how
>Last song you listened to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29XdtDhhM8w
>Last movie you watched
Rewatched Fight Club yesterday
>Last person you talked to
My mother. Outside of parents, my hot cousin. Outside of family, my driving teacher.
>Last game you played
Infamous 2.
>Last thing you ate
Pasta.
>Last thing you drank
Ice Tea
>Any present you got on your last birthday
Money.
>Last place you went in public
Supermarket
>Last thing you did that you were proud of
Ace my driving exam
>Last relative that died and how
Grandpa. Old age.
What's the purpose of this
>Last song you listened to
Somebody That I Used To Know
>Last movie you watched
Edge of Tomorrow
>Last person you talked to
Mum
>Last game you played
Crusader Kings 2: GoT Mod
>Last thing you ate
Jaffa Cakes
>Last thing you drank
Apple and blackcurrant squash
>Any present you got on your last birthday
Digital watch
>Last place you went in public
Work (supermarket)
>Last thing you did that you were proud of
UKMT Senior Maths Challenge Gold about 4 years ago. Lot's of people in my sixth form were better than me at maths but I was the only one to get gold.
>Last relative that died and how
Nan. Heart attack or stroke I think.
>Last song you listened to
whatever was over the credits of straight outta compton
>Last movie you watched
straight outta compton
>Last person you talked to
my dad
>Last game you played
black ops 3
>Last thing you ate
some grapes
>Last thing you drank
tap water (feels good to not be an american)
>Any present you got on your last birthday
my family just kind of stopped doing birthdays since no one cares anymore
>Last place you went in public
movie theater to see star wars
>Last thing you did that you were proud of
held a conversation with my friends brother without acting like too much of a sperg
>Last relative that died and how
my grampa died of old age at 99
>high sex drive
>everyone but you manage to get laid
>>25264200
I fucking hate this meme, it;s so fucking easy to get laid these days.
Just go on fucking tinder/OKC, find a bitch that wants to fug and do it
>b-but I want a Taylor Swift/Rose look alike
get fucked, if you really want to lose your v card, you can't be picky. Ugos go with ugos, that's how it always has been.
The intensity of thirst will decline with age. Some consolation for you.
>>25264259
I tried it and only 3/10 landwhales want something you fucking normie, they are disgusting even though i'm a chubby chaser.
>I give people advice on /r9k/!
>lol neckbeard virgin living in ur moms basement
>just be yourself!
>chad will be a loser and you'll be his boss LOL
>fembots are robots too!!
>Just don't be autistic!!
>lol you're just entitled
Normalfags please stop coming here to give your unwanted advice.
Did you have a point other than wanting everyone to notice what a pathetic being you are?
Normies gonna norm it up.
>>25264245
I ain't pathetic son, you're the pathetic one here. If you want respect actually give some good useful advice for once, now head on back to reddit or whatever board you crawled out of.
Do amerikans eat this
>>25264167
Yes use to love it when i was a child
yes i eat it with evrything
i always have a can on hand and I like to put it on my McDonalds hamburgers and fries
>>25264167
Not since I learned Kraft uses aborted fetuses, like Pepsi, in their products.
so thats it huh
*wishes tears off*
reddits took over veeeee
Owned tbf
>1990 was 67 years ago
Original commentu
>IT'S CURRENT YEAR + 42!!!
>>25264110
>we're closer to 2213 then 2000
if i get a gamer gf then whos gonna cook me lunch and dinner?
mommy will bring your chicken tendies down to the basement
Does anyone here have a girl that they absolutely hate, i'll show a pic of mine and give my reasons.
>posting a pic of people you know on 4chan
asking for trouble
>>25264092
yeah that explains the pics you weren't supposed to share threads
>>25264081
Go on...
original comment
holy shit this mute thing is retarded
