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Why do white guys brag about having Asian gfs then when they show a picture of said gf she's ugly as hell? Are we suppose to be impressed only because she's Asian?
>>25265195
She's old
Show an instance of this where they're under 40
>>25265229
Even on here every time white Guy's are bragging about their Asian gfs and they post a pic they're never cute
>>25265240
Latina at best, not asian
What excuse do you have for not fixing your life?
You could move out, lose some weight, get a job, all sorts of things to improve your quality of life. Why haven't you yet?
There's no reason to do it
Because I'm not strong enough.
I'm not interested in being part of this society.
Does anyone else really want a girlfriend that acts mom-like? I don't mean act like your mom, but interact with you an extremely feminine, almost motherly way. It makes my dick hard just thinking about it, even down to sucking her tits because I wanted to.
This can't have anything to do with feeling I have for my own mother as I think that she's grotesque and fucking just a shit person in general. Maybe, I'm trying to compensate my shit mom by finding a motherly girlfriend? I can't be the only one to share this feel. It's not like tit-sucking and feminine features aren't already attractive, but I think that pinch of a motherly persona is the sexiest thing ever.
>>25249330
Yeah me too anon. I love girls that act all cutesy just like you described.
>tfw you put your jacket on and she straightens your jacket and picks lint off of it so you look sharp, rubs fingers through hair to make you look nice
god fucking damn yes
I want to rest my head in my mommy gf's tits and have her massage my neck.god dammit
ITT we post birdeye views of our bedrooms
>bed in the middle of the room
what the fuck
>>25265214
against a wall
>>25265176
[door] [bags of trash] [bed] [piles of filthy clothes] [bags of trash]
how do I get a facesitting gf?
BRRAAAAAAAPBBPBPBPBBBBBT
>>25265190
*Sniffs the FUCK out of that fart*
BRRRRMMMPPHHHHHH
Why are normies so fucking insufferable?
>>25265152
Im a normie who comes here to watch u nerds suffer . It's hilarious really . Kinda like my own soap opera
Why the fuck do people (namely normies and all manner of females) say that looks don't matter?
Just world syndrome. Bad things happen to bad people, good things happen to good people.
Because if we were honest, sub 7/10 men would stop working, stop whiteknighting, stop contributing to society and everything would go to shit.
>>25265063
>subsidize plastic surgery and steriods
Problem solved.
I'm just gonna put these here for a minute. Keep an eye on them for me, OK?
You're just gonna leave them here..
whoops, sorry bro
>>25265021
those r lukin breddi gud opee ;^DD
I found the secret to woman
This is coming from a 5'6 manlet
Tell her you have fucked some one
Act like an asshole
This girl has a bf
She just said she would cheat if she felt like it
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>"dm just bored"
>>25265041
OP here. Top kek
>tfw you will never go back
Been around this nostalgia block too many times, I'm going to hide this thread and go back to pretending I enjoy FF14.
>>25264981
Play nost.
I started thinking "It won't be the same", and it wasn't. But it was still amazing.
>>25264981
Here you go
>>>/vg/126422813
Corecrat when though?
Do you miss high school?
How do you stop missing high school?
>>25264977
>missing high school
There's no way you weren't a normie/chad.
I was bullied extensively in highschool to the point where some days I'd get physically sick at the thought of going there. The administration condemned me to special ed. Everyday I was the butt of someone's cruel joke. In a twisted way I miss it all the misery and adversity I faced.
>>25265006
Not OP but I didn't have any friends and talked to no one but I still miss high school
That was back when I had fun watching anime, playing games, and going on 4chan. Now I just do all those things as habit now instead of enjoyment
Important question for the users of /r9k/
Which Akari~n do you like more?
http://strawpoll.me/6366958
I like all the old characters more, they had more soul to them..
>>25264966
Is the only difference one is wearing a jacket?
>>25264966
she looks cuter in the NEW T B H
Being a 5'2 manlet isn't so bad when you're a qt Asian boy right anons?
the only asian males that can get ANY girl have to be literal 10/10s so yeah it's fine senpai
Asian boys and men are bretty sexy why is this?
>>25265020
You are a fagget, that's why.
Today, you will give yourself a treat.
That's right. Going to get a Ditto Looper x2 pedal today.
I'm done being beta
Gonna ask a girl out and see what happens.
Advice?
Make yourself look cool.
I recommend wearing a little aftershave on your face. Just a bit.
>>25264965
don't do this, anon
it's a lie
clean underwear and fresh socks are a great confidence booster.
