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Why are women so anti-sex?
I mean if everyone in the world had male-thinking I could just walk up to someone to ask to suck my dick and he/she would be like "yeah sure"
Why are women so prude?
>>25264058
>projecting
They're prude around you because they don't want to fuck you. End of story.
>>25264058
Except even males only want attractive mates.
>>25264058
Women aren't anti-sex, they're anti-'sex with betas'
If you were a Chad the average woman would treat you sexually like the average man treats the average woman.
Robot music thread?
In my experience we seem to thrive in lowfi and folk punk. Also, 90's emo.
>>25264055
im into hip hop and pop
90s emo, skramz, power violence, emo violence, punk, crust, etc, etc
it's impossible to meet people who like this stuff unless you go to the shows.
>>25264055
King Krule.
Are you a cuck or a bull r9k?
>>25264030
Bull, faggot. Now get back in your corner.
>be friend with a girl for 3 years
>her BF cheated on her this week
>they broke up
>she comes to me to talk about it, since I'm her beta orbiter
>"God anon, I wish I could get a BF like you i the future"
I-Is... Does this mean she wants something? Am I being friendzoned to the max? Am I being trolled here? Why are women so cryptic
eh
4/10
you'll get a few (you)s
>>25264028
If you werent being friendzoned something would have happened. She's not attracted to you.
she wants someone LIKE you. but more attractive.
Are beta faggots separate from robots
>>25263956
Yes. Robots = mysterious losers who are too afraid to give an effort.
Beta faggots are pic related
>self-awarness
>mental disorders
Thats what separate.
>>25263956
Beta is just another sort of failed normie
>you will never a woman
Hold me
Never what?
Sniff :'(
u have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>25263920
Hey this >>25263918 is me
U would be first reply if it wouldn't get muted u know?
Post your pets
Dogs, cats, fish, rocks, doesnt matter
>tfw no dogfu
My Tarantulathis is literally the most annoying board to post on now thinks to the robot
>>25263948
you should see if it will make friends with random house spiders you find
wOW REALLY MAKES YOU THINK DOESN'T IT
There has always been a serf class which fucked like rabbits and had degenerate sex habits.
The internet just gives these people a voice now
So what he is saying is that we should see women as animals?
One day I will be Hitler and I will fucking GAS EVERYONE WHO TYPES LIKE THAT.
SCREENSHOT THIS FUCKING POST AND MAKE A BANNER OUT OF IT WHEN THE TUMBLR HOLOCAUST BEGINS.
Are there any brakes on the opiate train fellow robot junkies?
Nope. Plenty of bathrooms though.
>oxycontin prescription
if only life were so easy
Have fun with thise aids
>every woman you dated cheated on you
>you never cheated on anybody
>never did anything even close to cheating
>hear women complaining about how "every guy is a cheating lying user"
mfw
>>25263885
serves you right normalfuckingshit
>>25263885
>dated woman
>on this board
>>25263885
>every woman you dated cheated on you
>you never cheated on anybody
>never did anything even close to cheating
Cheat then, faggot. Stop being a beta bitch and do something about it.
>pic related
its me and my friends
everyone has a GF but i dont
Help
Why not? Do you have social anxiety or something? You're the most handsome one of them all.
>mfw I'm the same age as them but they still look older to me because I haven't interacted with my peers since I finished highschool
n...neet lyfe
>>25263882
everyone stopped doing things because of their GFs and i didnt want to disturb their couple activities which led to me staying home more and more
i just put up a face for christmans in this picture but deep inside i am broken
>run into an old normie buddy from highschool
>'dude i can't find you anywhere, you're not on social media or nothing'
>'life off the grid, man'
People looked for me and failed, my disappearance worked. Feelsgoodman.
>>25263864
>people that only seek other people through normiebook and similar social platforms
the worst kind. They are much less likely to value someone as a friend.
>in first year law class
>qt ubdergrad mentor goes around the class askimg for people's facebook
>gets to me
>"sorry i dont have one"
>she is persistent
"I said i dont have one"
>she gives up
>goes to front of class
>"Thanks for your facebook accounts btw we need to give this info to the government to get you cleared for any kind of work"
Ha suck shit normie faggots
>tfw Chad is actually a pretty nice guy
>>25263850
you're on on the first steps to happiness anon. Most men will strive to be like him, but you must promise to be better than him. I believe in you.
This is the 3rd thread I have seen in the past 24 hours that says this same thing.
Now put your hands where I can see them and step away from the board.
Of course Chad is a nice guy, he has everything in life, he doesn't have any reason to be mean. My biggest bullies in life have always been fat ugly mongoloids.
>Sister gets cheated on by boyfriend she met in shitty game
>Starts acting depressed
>Forced to visit her with other family members
>Everyone starts spamming attention whore with same words
>AREYOUOKAYITSGONNABEALRIGHTAREYOUOKAYITSGONNABEALRIGHTAREYOUOKAYITSGONNABEALRIGHTAREYOUOKAYITSGONNABEALRIGHTAREYOUOKAYITSGONNABEALRIGHT
Send help
>Forced to visit her
How? Do they handcuff you and bring you strapped to a wheelchair to visit her?
>>25263868
They threaten to take away my good boy points. /s
Last time I didn't visit, I kept getting calls, and they fucking spam you more than Jehova's witnesses
>>25263917
Block them
Why would you even use a phone for anything but interwebz and vidya?
Who else /nosecrets/ here?
I'm blatantly honest about my "sick" fetishes and I've had minimal repercussions in my life so far.
I tell people how I honestly feel about them and most of the time it's not positive as I'm genuinely irritated by most people.
They think I'm being ironic or funny and I'm known as the wisecracker in their social circles,
>I called a girl a fucking whore because she was dicking around
>Referred to our local Chad asChad(his name was Chris)
>I say that I have a necrophelia and rape fetish
>give unpopular political/social opinion which may seem offensive
I'm able to float between them, they think that I'm not being serious but I often mean what I say. Most of the time I keep to myself but I'm truthful when they ask me retarded shit.
>>25263801
Same, to be honest with you. I don't think anyone believes how depraved I actually am, but it feels good regardless.
Same for me.
Afterwards they try to tell me "Since you're always joking, I can never tell when you're serious."
I'm always serious.
>>25263845
this all the time
Shall we form a sekrit nosecrets club :DD
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