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It's so simple robots. It's so easy to get laid by women. Just pretend that you're gay.
>Come out as gay in highschool
>Go to college
>Still think I'm gay
>Make friends with smoking hot 8/10
>Become like her bestfriend
>She comfortably undresses in front of me and lets me sleep in her bed.
>2 years later
>Figure out that I'm bi somewhere in this time
>Last night, Christmas.
>Go to her place to hangout because otherwise she'd be alone
>Netflix and chill
>Get ready for bed
>She gets naked and slides under the covers with me
> Start grinding on her and feeling her up
>"I thought you were gay"
>Nope.jpg
>She loves it
>Get some
It's not that hard robots, woman are easy to manipulate.
Bump. This is the girl btw
Congrats on the sex. Did you come in her?
>>25266781
Fuck that, I aint getting no bitch pregnant. Came on her fat butt.
>tfw everyone is worse than you
>>25266428
Nope, you're the worst I know senpai.
>>25266447
I am better
How am I worse I can barely hold a conversation let alone speak to someone like a normal human being. Something is wrong, its like Im on a completely different frequency. I dislike talking so much to the point talking seems like work. Im a ghost now, I appear sometimes and sometimes I dont. The amount of fucks I give about people is really low. My expectations are literally zero.
>"Anon, my boyfriend Chad is getting back from his Army deployment tomorrow, can you come over tonight and help me shave my ass? Your the only person I feel comfortable asking!"
>just wax it ho
>tfw no female slave to shave your boipussy
>>25266392
" Only if you let me fuck you while he watches"
>tfw Sgt. Chad kills both of you because of PTSD
>allowed
wageslaves
>not allowed
neets
>wanted
frogs wrapped in blankets, they are allowed to be killed on site.
How are the holidays?
>>25266385
>on site
Is this a meme?
>>25266647
It could become one with the right amount of attention.
>have to return to wagekek labor pit in an hour
>worked yesterday
>"Gee it sucks you work christmas" XDDDDDDD
>yet they buy shit here anyway
Fucking normalshits.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Thought we could make a Skype or Facebook group for /r9k/s who make music?
my bandcamp is www.davidwells.bandcamp.com, that's me introduced.
Just thought it'd be nice to swap experience/stories and maybe make some friends.
http://soundcloud.com/blacksun_uk/
My sound cloud, mostly just covers
Well well well, what do you know, Daisy Ridley is a massive whore.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/6184467/Bebo-photos-of-Star-Wars-actress-Daisy-Ridley-show-her-wild-child-past.html
She is probably getting gangbanged by the "lads" right now.
>drinking and smoking and clubbing when she was 15
>choking on Chad's dick
I'm not surprised though, it's evident she had to do a casting couch interview to get the role.
We already had this thread anon, fug off.
her degeneracy knows no bounds.
>>25266291
>tfw the same age as her and she's starred in fucking Star Wars
Check these original comments
How about you check these original dubs
Is Secret Santa over?
You were Secret Santa the whole time!
Is the wall real? Does it come a time where guys become the choosers. And women the desperate ones? As I'm gathering, it only seems to be the case for certain men, and only for serious relationships. When a woman is getting old and want a family, as well as a good socio-economic situation for her kids?
For instance, the ugly Wal Mart employee will never have his time. But only the ugly guy that got in to medical school or runs a stable company, like a contractor? And both will only be used for potential marriage. The handsome guy is still the one that gets her pussy no strings attached?
all this dating dynamics shit only really applies to scummy dysfunctional people with poor deferral of gratification and planning ahead skills (however this includes a lot of /r9k/ so maybe they should take note)
in the magical world of people who grew up with parents in a stable marriage most people in general dont date someone based entirely on their looks and can financially support themselves
>>25266199
>is the wall real
Yes.
Bear in mind that cougars will still pry on Chad for his alpha sperm. The only difference is that she'll occasionally throw some pussy at some beta in exchange of him helping her raise Chad's offspring.
>>25266199
>tfw when ugly wal-mart employee.
>girls at walmart have low enough standards to let ugly autist fuck them.
Why doesn't everyone who wants pussy just work retail?
>tfw younger sister is really pretty and you're only mildly cute
>tfw "women" post on arcanine
Either be my gf or leave
post pics of imouto or this thread is worthless
>tfw your older gf is a stacy and steals every boy whos interested in you
JUST
is there something worse then a girl wishing you happy birthday per message when you have the other thing disabled, and your only respond is thanks?
2 years in a row
>>25265998
honestly i cant understand shit of your post,
I do the same thing when my uncle wishes me a happy birthday, fellow Polak. It's only cringey if you yourself perceive it to be cringey.
slavshit fuck off
>Be retail wagecuck
>Answering call asking if we have a product
>Say "I'll go check! I'm on the other side of the store, so it might take a while.
>They say "That's fine, I'll wait."
>They're still waiting 20 minutes later.
>I hang up the call.
>MFW
Samefaggot bump
So I was assigned to put together a video together showcasing senior year. Looking for pics to splice in for split seconds.
>fight club porn
> pic is unrelated spicy meymey
elliot propaganda
>>25265982
Kek. Saved
Hello their r9k!
Long time no see, the last time I was on here was back in 2006 when moot made r9k. Now I know what your thinking
>wow an r9k original gentleman are you here to save r9k from the normalfags
Yes and no
You see its been a very long time since I've been on here because long ago I decided that the 4chan life isn't for me. Not only did I catch my laptop on fire, I posted a final thread a very long time ago saying that on December 26th 2015 I will be posting a thread about this. I set a reminder in my calendar and here I am.
Honestly I am so happy that the culture here improved since 7 years ago but now we have a equal distribution of females and males sharing their opinions on things. It really helps class up the place. I think I'm here to stay now.
So honestly r9k how did this board improve so much since I've been gone.
>>25265900
>LOOK AT ME
>IM SPECIAL
>LOOK AT MEEEEEE
>WHY ISNT ANYONE PAYING ATTENTION TO MEEEEEE
>MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25265900
low quality bait my fine memeing friend.
>>25265900
i'll take the bait, but because i'm really bored
on the left hand, fembot threads, feels and depression
on the right hand, frogs, memes and neets vs wageslaves
and before all of this it used to be a place for interesting greentexts, which are now forgotten
Why do girls pretend like men are the ones who call them sluts?
In my experience as a cyborg/semi-normie who ends up having to be in public a lot, the only ones who dare to criticize a woman's sexual past are other women who want to berate her or gossip about her. Any man who does this is chastised and treated like Hitler.
If feminists were committed to their cause they would exterminate their own gender.
Sluts are shamed by other women because giving away sex freely lowers the value of having a vagina for other women.
>want sex? You'll have to buy me a lot of shit and treat me like a princess!
>NOOO CANDY YOU ARE RUINING EVERYTHING YOU SLUT
Women have to compete for men's time and resources using sex as currency. Sluts with their sex-printing machines cause inflation, uses it to out-bid other women, thus making every other woman romantically poor.
Men who love sex, love sluts. That's simple math. Men do not however want to invest their time and resources in a slut. After all, a promiscuous woman puts the paternity of her children in question, and men are genetically reluctant to raise another man's children. Therefore men consider sluts to be of low value as long-term partners, and in our culture of mandatory alimony payments, men tend to avoid sluts from adulthood onwards.
