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>met a right wing qt who's into me, likes the same music as me, is funny, lives 5 minutes away, and has never had a bf in her life, let alone kissed anyone
Living the dream, robots. We're all gonna make it
>>25269231
>Right wing
>virgin
watch out family
>>25269258
>conservatives hoeing around
Well meme'd
>>25269383
i trywatch out family
I want to stop being an emotionless sperger. What is a good drug for conversing? Alcohol makes me retarded and weed is just impractical.
U stupid? I have aspergers and often would like to have no emotion
Why the hell di people think aspies have no emotions REEEEEEEE
>Be genetically inferior female
>really ugly, maybe 2/10 on a good day, boardlike rectangular body, hairy, frizzy, terrible hair, bad skin, giant hook nose, noticeable underbite, one disfigurement from 0/10
>Two sisters, both are pretty, I absorbed all of the bad genes
>Family's over for Christmas
>I cherish these events because it means more time to see my nieces who do not yet understand how ugly I am
>spend the day cooking and doing crafts with them while my sisters are drinking, a rare feeling of happiness comes to me
>my little sister brought over her fiancee for the first time
>even better looking than my older sister's husband, easy 9/10 and in an Ivy league school
>parents, cousins, uncles, everyone doting and fawning on my sisters, who are the pride of the family for marrying way up the social ladder
>jealousy begins to crush the small joys I found earlier in the day out of me
>everyone except for my sisters only speaks to me indirectly through my sisters even though I'm at the table
>nobody even asks me when I'm going to get a boyfriend anymore, or what goes on in my life
>older sister gets out her phone
>"SISTER SELFIE TIME XDDD"
>they both take selfies of all 3 of us that make both of them look beautiful and me look even uglier by comparison
>little sister's picks up like 500 likes on normiebook
>one person even commented "u 2 look gorgeous!!!"
>go to bed depressed
>dream that I felt love for a man who loved me back
>wake up
>cry
Fuck off roastie fuck off reeeeee
Post your sisters, fampai
>>25269188
show pic, it can't be that bad. You're probably overreacting like all girls do.
black feels thread
>tfw mulatto
>tfw have average penis
>tfw constantly feel depressed because people keep spamming BBC meme
>tfw want asian gf but asians hate black guys/mulattos
>>25269159
Nobody on this board gives a fuck about the "feels" of animals, nigger. Fuck off.
>>25269159
your race is irrelevant when it comes to sex, don't let it get you down
get game, go team lightskin
>>25269200
That's pretty interesting considering how the majority of this site hates seeing animals hurt and is notorious for going after animal abusers.
I bet you go into interracial threads and spout blacks are animals, disregarding that fact that the majority of the people who have sex with actual animals irl are white people.
>Girl tells me that she's going to be down here by the 28th so we can see the new SW together
>Tells me a few days later she is planning on seeing it with a friend of hers
>I tell her since she isn't going to be close by, i might as well go see it with a friend who's been pining for it
>She doesn't reply back
>Skypes me today asking how the film was and after giving my thoughts on it, express my disappointment on how she wasn't down here
>Tells me again she is going to see it with her friend and still wanted me to show up
>Explains that her friend is actually down here
>says that i went a bit crazy
So who would you see would be at fault for this misunderstanding? Me or her?
It's trivial bullshit i know, but got nothing else to say.
Her fault for not explaining properly in the first place.
>>25269168
Yeah. S'what i thought.
It's the "you went nuts" reply that just sent me into facepalming.
Goddamn this woman.
Who cares? You didn't want to go with her "friend" there anyways, either it really is her friend and she just sees you as one of the girls, or it was Chad and you'd be a third wheel.
Pic related makes me sad.
none of those would've ended in real plans. girls like to tease and then fade.
>>25269135
Meh, other than the first column, this Chad experiment was a lame one. It doesn't count when you're obviously trolling. Some girls will play along.
Hey guys I'm from /b/ and just found your humble abode of /r9k/ why don't you guys let me in on some of your terminology such as
Robot
NEET
Chad
And any other ones
>>25269119
Lurk moar faggot
Original content
Well my friend, I shall enlighten you
The NEETs are the master race of /r9k/, we tend to mock wagecucks due to their pathetic lifestyle (pic related)
A Chad is an alpha male who typically fucks every girl he comes into contact with.
Robots are the inhabitants of this board, they tend to be virgins in their 20's (sometimes in their 30's) who have no goals in life, are depressed and desire a hot gf
Enjoy your stay, friend.
>>25269119
Go back to /b/
Come back when your balls drop
I've been diagnsoned with PCOS. I guess I can forget about dating a guy, getting married, and starting a family. I've fallen into some weird depression for a while, I really don't know what to do next with my life.
>>25269109
Whats that femfam?
>>25269109
PCOS goes hand and hand with obesity. You will never find true happiness as a disgusting landwhale.
If you are thin, nobody cares about your PCOS and it will not affect anything negatively.
>>25269109
>western female
>starting a family
You mean popping out a downey after three miscarriages when you're 38?
>28 years old
>fap 3 times per day
>17520 faps in total
I guess my sperm will produce nothing but retards at this point right?
>>25269091
Did it shrink?
>>25269126
Nah it's the same size as always
>>25269091
I've been masturbating twice a day since I was 13, I'm 20 now. Am I sterile yet?
Hey robots,hope yall arent having a shittier christmas/boxing day double whammy as me.
Greentext time
>be me
>be desperate robot on christmas
>start talking to a new friend i met recently
>7/10 qt.
>we chat till 4 before she goes to sleep
>thingsarelookinggood.wav
>next day, she tells me shes going out for an event
>doesnt come home till about 11 and first thing she does is block me on facebook.
I dont get it fellow bots, did i do something wrong? Anyways, general bad christmas/boxing day greentexts, show me whats up
OP here, let me know if you guys wanna know more stories of me being a betalord
More pls. -.-;
>>25269116
more stories m8
>tfw the big guy you see in the picture is the only thing that keeps me alive
>tfw you will never hug gondola
>tfw you will never see the world burning with him while smiling and not giving a fuck
>>25269029
lol facebook meme
>>25269072
You are a meme fucking redditor
>>25269187
lol im a meme, just like le epic gondolo xD
Who here /tries and fails to fill up the void in/
Recently I started going on fucking Omegle with the cam on, just to meet girls. This one qt latina girl added me on Skype, and then she said she was "going to be getting a bit dirty cuz alone". I asked what this meant (I mean, obviously I knew, but I just tried playing oblivious), and eventually she out-right said she was getting herself off to the thought of me. She even offered to let me turn on voice chat for me to hear. I declined, of course...
Man, I just want a girl who isn't fucking easy as shit. Like, everyone online is a lonely mofo who makes it obvious within the first few minutes, and I'm sure as hell not going to just go outside and start talking to randos. I don't got no social skills.
I'm beginning to think that she'll never be replaced.
>>25268966
>Man, I just want a girl who isn't fucking easy as shit.
That's most likely not going to happen online, you'd have to search at places where modesty is still a thing.
>>25269010
Yeah, I know. But that's the thing; I got really bad social anxiety. I can't really talk to people I don't know.
>>25269040
I already recommended this to another guy in a thread, but I'd advise you to give it a read as well.
http://www.artofmanliness.com/2014/11/18/help-for-the-shy-guy-the-complete-guide-to-overcoming-your-shyness/
AoM is a great website, ever since I found it I have become more and more of a man. It may help you with you anxiety to some degree.
>tfw girls showed interest in me
>didn't do anything about it
Every time
Nice, OP. /ss/ is my fetish.
>>25269004
What is this and is there more of it?
Can we finally have an /ss/ thread?
do i have any hope of a gf?
>>25268944
If youd have a fix up for your teeth I would say defineatly.
>>25268944
Girls love a guy who can shoot laser beams from his head.
Why do we obsess over having likes/comments on things?
>I
>Don't
>!
go fuck off back to reddit or kekbook or wherever you came from
theres no "we" obsessed over that shit here
Pls go away. For your own sake atleast.
>>25269447
>kekbook
don't you mean cuckbook?
