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>mfw people on this board believe in paranormal stuff
*moving bed sheets & moans*
>>25272010
>Mom watches paranormal shit for hours every day
Why was I born into this?
Hahaha, I guess not.
That white hand on your shoulder- I'm just imagining it.
>2017
>playing vidya in my room
>see thread on /v/ about how president clinton has made it illegal to not be a degenerate slut
>suddenly hear knocking on my door
>peek out my window
>come out with your hands up, virgin! we have you surrounded
>>25271948
Given most of them don't have magazines attached, I think I'm safe.
>>25272178
>pointing out the no mags
>not pointing out the blank firing adapters
>>25272178
>>25273558
Maybe I'm drunk, and maybe I'm stupid, and maybe I'm autism incarnate, but isn't that also the wrong shade of green?
She doesn't have any friends. What are the odds that I could become her bf?
I guess if you want to get face fucked.
>>25271945
friendless girls are voluntarily friendless she will reject you
>>25271999
What If I try being really clingy, I've had a crush on her for 4 years now, we used to be in Calculus together. I'm pretty sure she knows I stalk her Facebook, but she hasn't blocked me
Publix.
Where shopping is a pleasure.
Where working is hell.
Kek. Florida?
>>25272137
No. Georgia
>>25271932
how bad is it wageslaving there? talk to me, anon
This board is always so depressing, let's get a positive feels thread going! What's happening in your life that makes you happy?
>tfw had first kiss today
>>25271887
>tfw dog died
>tfw don't have to spend money on dog food anymore
>>25271887
>getting wagecucked from 6-3AM, but then going on a week-long trip to Hawaii with a few friends with money I made shorting biotech stocks
>first major purchase outside of a car/my college degree I've made
>I'm 24
I'm excelling at school. I've been doing really well. I love what I'm studying and it makes me excited to know I'm going to be doing it for a job in the near future.
Any of you robots work at McDonald's?
Yes.
Had to work Christmas Eve and Christmas. Shit sucks. Jews were offended by the coffee cup design and wanted free food as reparation. It's like something out of /pol/.
>>25271873
Scotland Mcdees here m8
I ain't even get a tshirt homie buy yeah I does. anyone up for some rage tales?
ITT: post a pokemon that best describes you
ParasectIt's funny because it's my favourite pokemon too
>>25271969
>still letting people take control of your life as an adult
How is the meatball sub at Subway?
I'm thinking about consulting with a sandwich artist.
>>25271820
A pleb like you couldn't afford to contract an artist to make you such a creation
>>25271820
I had one a long time ago. It was crap. The meatballs are tiny, the sauce is atrocious and everything is irredeemable.
The best place in my town to get meatball subs is from the local pizzeria, now that shit is tasty
>four huge as fuck meatballs
>soft bread covered in marinara sauce and cheese
But I usually like this other sandwich they just stuff with all sorts of beef. Its just fantastic. I'm craving one now but
>tfw neet
>tfw don't get neetbux
>trying to become a wagecuck
Then I can get all the sandwiches I could ever want
the meatball marinara is the only sub I get at Subway. Everything else is trash that you should go elsewhere for, but you can't fuck up a meatball marinara
>Women have a sixth sense and can tell your political leanings, opinions and your personal emotional state by talking to you for two minutes or just looking at you
>"Women can literally smell the desperation"
>16 year olds are not developed enough for sex, but someone who's 18 is fully developed and is an adult
>You're not allowed to be entitled for sex
>"You're a creep if you're just trying to sleep with a girl! You need to get to know her, become her friend and develop an emotional connection with her!"
>"You're a creep if you befriend a girl just to have sex with her"
Honestly when will this shit end?
>You're not allowed to be entitled for sex
The only time you're entitled to sex with someone is if you have a verbal agreement with that that sex is to be exchanged for a good or service eg. You pay a sex worker and they sleep with you for the money.
If you believe you're entitled to have sex with a girl because you bought her dinner, you're gross.
>"You're a creep if you befriend a girl just to have sex with her"
Should be "you're a creep if you don't make your motives known relatively soon and you lead someone on and lie to them to get them into bed"
>>25271898
I can hear the beef flaps from here.
>>25271805
>>16 year olds are not developed enough for sex, but someone who's 18 is fully developed and is an adult
Literally what, I've heard Chads and Stacies talking about them losing their virginity at 14/15 and founding it completely normal
>Women have a sixth sense and can tell your political leanings, opinions and your personal emotional state by talking to you for two minutes or just looking at you
This, however, is true; I've been told once by a girl that "I wasn't an open book like other people" after I talked to her for only five minutes.
What hobbies do you have?
>>25271801
I like playing guitar, I also want to buy a bow and start doing archery stuff.
I like to cook and bake. That's about it, besides socially unacceptable stuff like anime. I also like collecting music but vinyl is so god damn expensive.
>>25271801
>mountain biking
>road biking
>computer games
That's it.
LEARN TO SWIM
LEARN TO SWIM
LEARN TO SWIM
LEARN TO SWIM
I sure could use a vacation from this
bull...shit
three...ring
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SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDESHOOOOOOW
>There are people on this site RIGHT NOW who don't watch anime and to take it a step further, get pissed at people who do, meanwhile as I type this I am literally looking at a full metal alchemist banner with "4chan" on it.
Normies, explain yourselves.
>>25271754
Tl:dr lol
Keked at the image
You're a faggot
>>25271800
THis 2bh phamilia
>>25271754
I don't really watch anime anymore, just read light novels and manga,
How does this makes you feel
>>25271707
Let me guess, she's now bearing the child of tyrone inside her and wants the beta bucks of the good one, right?
>>25271707
She got to have fun fucking chads and now has a beta cuck to care for her the rest of her life. gg ez
can we have a loser/neet/virgin thread?
where are you from? how old are you? what are your hobbies? do you have any friends? why are you still a virgin? why are you jobless? any new years resolutions?
me
australia
22 male
hobbies are anime, vidya, wasting time on the internet and riding my push bike
i only have 3 friends left from my childhood/adolescent days and even then i hardly see them and mostly just keep in contact through normiebook (talking to them is the only reason i have it)
i'm a virgin because i never bothered to "put myself out there" when i was younger. it didn't help i dropped out of school when i was 14 so i had a hard time staying socially relevant and when i became old enough to go out to bars and clubs i had few friends left and i was too far gone from years of anime and world of warcraft to be able to interact with people in a normal manner
i'm jobless because like i said above i dropped out of school at 14 and i lack motivation
new years resolution is to cut back on drinking and start getting fit. not /fit/ but just generally improve on my health but like i said i lack motivation so all that will probably fall through within the first few weeks
>>25271695
Go back to school.
It may suck, but honestly, an education allows you to be able to choose what kind of job you want, and to live comfortably. It's the difference between making fuck-all at Macca's and having a career that you actually enjoy.
>>25271695
Finland
20 and mentally ill transfag femboi meme
None, I just browse the internet, try to play games/watch shows but always lose interest because too depressed, end up crying all night
Only a couple internet friends
Virgin
Too depressed to work
i'd be nicer if you made this thread easier to respond to. anyways
>where are you from?
toronto the sjw shithole. the place the pua was bornall pua is mental illness, lie and a scam, feminists, big red, and vasts ammounts of shitkins
>how old are you?
25 kv neet
>what are your hobbies?
4chan and videogames, whatelse
>do you have any friends?
no
>why are you still a virgin?
shy and never talked to a female. i think the cumulative total ammount of conversations ive had with my mother is less than 30 minutes in my entire life. both my parents dont love me
>why are you jobless?
why should i work? neet on bux
>any new years resolutions?
ibogaine. im going to buy like 500$+ of it and take it. first microdose then flooddose. i figured its the only real way to reboot my system. im so fucking desperate at this point. ive tried countless times to quit porn and turn my live arround, "JUST BE URSELF XDDD", i never could, non of it worked
either way im just happy to look forward towards the future, its going to be really interesting with AI and vr
what a time to be alive tb h. thats why i cant kill myself yet, too fucking interesting. i cant look away from a trainwreck
Bros, this is it. We need to make a 110% certain mating signal. Then meme it around. Then you'll never need to feel "i thought a girl was interested, but wasnt sure" ever again. Neither will you have to orbit, because SIGNAL=YES and NO SIGNAL=ON TO THE NEXT GIRL. So whats it gonna be? A subtle hand gesture? A phrase? We just need to make it and spread it. Trust me on this, robots.
>>25271677
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZlp-croVYw
That would be too obvious. A restuarant full of CLICK CLICK CLACK CLACK? I'm talking about a physical gesture, like a wink or a kissy face. But without the excuse of "OH NO ANON I WAS JUST BEING NICE/FLIRTY EWW!" This gesture can be done quietly, subtly, and means one and only one thing. And no, its not going to be sticking your finger into the O of the other hand's finger and thumb . You could do it at a party and it wouldnt be noticeably enough for THIS to happen.
