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Fuck robots fuck fuck fuck man what do?
Finally meet the perfect girl online, she lives 3 hours away in deep country side
I live in suburb 20 near intercity,
So shes an ex NEET 2 years younger then me
She said she was a NEET only for 2 years
I told her i was for 5 years and still am
Anyway shes hot as fuck, only thing is shes an art student
She broke like me too
She isn't into degenerate stuff either
She says she wants to move into suburb and study at a bigger university next year
Anyway what should i do with her?
Shes 3 hours away remember
I really want to see her and spend time with her on new years
I asked if i could come see her she said if you want
But im scared as fuck man
She said there's not much to do where she lives, so i was thinking should i bring her here to the degenerate city ?
>>25272963
>shes an art student
RED FLAG
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>finally meet the perfect girl online
Are you really that deluded? She already gagged on dozens of dicks.
>>25272963
Go get some. But take that pussy off the pedestal
I'm making a shrine of famous /r9k/ legends and I wanted to know if I forgot someone, who definitely deserves a place in the hall of fame.
Elliot "Can't dodge the Rodge" Rogders
Bryce "Emptying my 9 on reporting line" Williams
Eric and Dylan "Prepare for trouble and make it double" Harris and Klebold
Anders "High score on the island resort" Behring Breivik
Seung "From rice eater to grim reaper" Hui Cho
Adam "God forbids something happens to the kids" Lanza
James "The Madman in Batman" Holmes
Christopher "Call me nigger hear the trigger" Harper Mercer
where is eggman
>>25272961
dylan roof.
Although he's more of a /fa/ shooter than an /r9k/ shooter.
>>25273063
>no gf
>probably a virgin
>mostly a neet
>hates niggers
>only friend is another vidya addicted neet that lives in a mobile home with his mom
>spent his last days of freedom listening to opera in his hyundai
>not /r9k/ material
anyone else here completely dead inside?
I'm talking about straight up nothing affects you anymore. I don't feel anything. Nothing makes me feel good. But at the same time nothing makes me feel bad. My life situation doesn't even bother me anymore. Being a virgin stopped bothering me a long time ago. This plane of existence is entirely meaningless to me at this point. The only thing that slightly bothers me is the fact that I exist at all.
>>25272950
You hurts yourself today? Just to see if you could feel?
>>25272974
You can have it all, my empire of dirt
>>25272950
I wish I was dead inside, I'm just in a constant state of sadness and anxiety.
That and I have no cigarettes left.
>standing behind girl that "likes" me in line
>no fucking clue where to look
>no phone or ipod to stare at
>its fucking creepy if i stare at her
>try to look around akwardly
>doesnt work
>she turns around and looks directly at me
>she gives me the creep look
what the fuck do you expect me to look at roastie slut?
pic semi related
Look at the front of the line, or get a smartphone so you can fit in as a normie cuck
>>25272936
Look that bitch straight in the eyes like a real man
>>25272981
wouldve if i had it on me
>>25273012
i fucking did and i think i came off even creepier
>Christmas came and passed without it sinking in that it was Christmas until now
>it's almost 2016
>2004-2008 felt like 8 years
>2012-2015 felt like a year and some months
Time general
Any anon know this feel?
>>25272883
it's only getting worse from this point on
Bumpjhhfjjhg
>tfw haven't showered in 3 weeks and my own stench is starting to annoy me
>>25272819
Swab your ass crack with your finger and report back
"I am an American" would have sufficed
>>25272819
so waddle your fatass into the shower.
shit ain't rocket surgery, anon
Every fembot has feet
Robots will never get to touch fembot feet
>>25272752
what does girl feet smell like?
fuckoffrobot
>>25272752
feet with socks are bette.
>>25272826
Came here to post this
Literal perfection
>you will never get to tell a shortie that you be all night
why lif
WE BE ALL NIGHT
>you be all night
jen connelley used to be so perfect
What's your excuse for not having studied japanese today?
>>25272700
>no friends to talk with
>no feelings to talk about
>no knowledge to communicate
>learning a language
Stop taunting me.
nips are racist and you'll be just as much of an outcast there as you are here. you are not going to write manga or direct anime. you are not going to get an attractive gook gf. you won't make much money unless you're already successful here.
there's no point, it's futile.
I'm not a weeaboo.
What's with all the street names?
>tfw no pedo bf
>>25272595
>TFW SHIT THREAD DESU
Stop ban evading, Cebruz.
>>25272678
I am not cebruz.
*SIREN*
Know why I pulled you over, son? You were 15 memes over the meme limit back there. I'm gonna need to see your memer's license and registrations please.
>>25272556
Heh, have to catch me first, pig
>>25272556
FEEL LIVES MATTER!!!
YOU CAN'T CATCH ME IN MY NEW AIR JORDAN PUMPS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
My cousin gave me the rest of his weed because he became frightened about being addicted. I don't smoke all that much. So I'll burn through it slowly, and return it to him if he asks for it back. Trying to get the hang of rolling it.
Last Xmas I took mushrooms and was hoping to do the same yesterday but didn't get around to it. Pretty miserable Xmas for me lads. It's all relative tho.
I have one thousand Psilocybe semilanceata, 20mg Diazepam, eight buds of weed, ten tabs of 115ug LSD, and that's it I think. Suggestions, opinions, thoughts are welcome. The mushrooms I picked from Sep-Nov and hope to have them until the Summer. The Diazepam is for helping through bad mushroom experiences. The weed and LSD is a gift from the cousin. I've taken mushrooms about 12 times, LSD about 8 times, Diazepam 0 times, weed maybe 8 times. What are your thoughts?
Always love a drug thread and I'm not gonna let this one die.
>Trying to get the hang of rolling it.
Maybe a bong might be a good investment.
Sounds like you're doing well for yourself.
I've only tried LSD and weed here, considered picking shrooms but went out once and didn't find any so I felt disheartened and gave up.
The temperatures where I am in the UK suggest more could grow but obviously at this time of year it would be strange.
Still got a bit of weed and 2x100ug of lsd.
>>25272531
>taking mushrooms to change a bad christmas into a good one
You're taking the wrong drugs. Get some speed or something and turn your day around.
Shitty school stories thread? Shitty school stories thread.
>7th grade public school
>Me, quiet artsy kid
>Had/have a learning disability (ADHD and dyslexia), but I'm not a fucking spazzoid so I stayed in normal classes
>Speech/language pathologist is a landwhale with bad hippie long hair and shit taste in mom jeans
>constantly berating me for not paying attention in English class as opposed to offering me help
>Never calls out anyone else. Pretty sure she hated me because I was raised by lesbians and this is the south.
>One day she comes in to get one of the black kids, Shaun, for his weekly speech therapy
>She walks in, sees me doodling next to my class notes, and immediately humiliates me in front of everyone loudly proclaiming "this is what you do in class all day? Drawing cartoons?"
>Finally got fed up, turn towards her and look her dead in the eye "At least I turn in my work. Shaun hasn't finished a single assignment since he started this year."
>Expecting the whole class to "ooooh" in response because I assumed she was disliked by many students, not just me
>Nope, turns out I was her only target and she was nice to everyone else. Class is dead silent, Shuan starts having an oogabooga freak out
>Teacher shoves him outside as he's cursing me out in moon speak and turns back towards me "Why would you say something like that? That was so unkind." Shakes her head at me like I'm a lost cause and writes me a slip to go visit the school psychologist.
>They call my mom and tell her I may have an emotional behavior problem
>Classmates all think I'm a heartless asshole the rest of the year
Only a lesbian could create a person that souless.
why make fun of the nignog, your response should've been something like start mimicking a whale song to communicate back. atleast the physiologist ticket would've been justified
>>25272647
Mostly because I was 13 and I didn't have the balls to target her personally at the time. Had this been high school when I started smoking weed and not given a fuck, maybe I would have. But I was a beta fucker in middle school. I still had 5" on Shaun. He was a niglet.
Who /mischief/ here?
>follow some immigrant kid in Sweden on YouTube
>he mentions he wants all normies to die etc.
>time to prank him I guess
>send tip to tips.fbi.gov
>"this guy is up to something in Sweden"
>one week later, kid posts a new video, mentioning the cops did actually come and asked some questions
>mfw
>cashier tells me to have a nice day
>don't say you too and don't have a nice day anyway
Fucking rekt that hoe
>press button for the traffic lights to cross the street
>see a gap before the light goes red and jaywalk (not illegal here)
>as cars approach the light goes red, but nobody needs to cross, wasting their time.
that's what you get for being a car and getting in my way. :^)
>Be at McDonald's
>Order my food
>Cashier asks if I want any ketchup
>I say no
>Lied because I wanted some Ketchup
How are you going to fix it /r9k/?
I might just lower my standards or something. I don't know. I've kind of just accepted how things are. I'm much too far gone to catch up on all the socializing I missed out on already in my developmental process. I'm starting to develop schizoid behavior, which is common in my mother's side of the family.
>>25272476
I'm not.
Unless some girl magically finds me attractive and I magically lose my phimosis, it's never happening.
hopefully by killing myself
