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>"you haven't had sex? haha I know exactly how you feel bro, I haven't fucked a girl in almost a week, sucks huh?"
Everyone that finds out I'm a virgin actually say they're envious and wish they still were too. I'm not sure how sincere they're all being, but a lot of them seem regretful that they didn't wait for the right person.
>well why don't we change that right now, big boy? I can be your girl tonight...
>>25264930
They just regret having to practice with fat chicks.
Right person is a meme.
ask a 9/10 male model who dated a landwhale for 6 months
i am now dating a 8.5/10 shy 18 year old whom i fuck 3 times a week
Why'd you date the landy?
Why are you on this board normie? FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFF RIGHGGHHTHTHTHT NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWS SFHSUIEHSIFUSAHAOJWEIF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25264899
i live in a shitty eu country populated by rednecks/ religious nazis and uglies...i taught its better than nothing.
I'm so goddamn lonely, holy shit. My life has no purpose, I've lost interest in all the videogames I used to love, nothing is enjoyable anymore, can't even watch TV-shows or animes to pass time.
There is nothing to look forward to, every day is the same. Just lobotomize me.
Yeah, but guess what?
>anime pic
Good, suffer you little shitstain.
you should just play with your dick and pussy OP :3
The world was designed to be properly ruled by superior European people and superior East Asian people. There would still be conflicts and wars, no doubt, but all this would be worth it in the end.
Brown races are useless vermin, blacks are just useless and pointless.
you're preaching to the choir my white friend
>>25264785
ban all americans
Why can't women have a normal conversation?
My parents are arguing AGAIN, and it was my mom who started arguing with my dad AGAIN. They were talking about where to go, and my mom started screaming just because my dad was asking her where SHE wanted to go. And guess what? She got pissed off at him like a few days ago because my dad decided on his own where to go, like she WANTED.
And this shit always happens too. My mother always starts screaming about the most mundane shit. My sister is like this with me too, one day I went to the supermarket and she got pissed at me because I brought her nothing (how the fuck was I supposed to guess), then a few days later she got pissed at me again when I asked her if she wanted anything before leaving my house.
What the fuck, why do women always complain about not having enough control over something, but when it's given to them, they don't want it? Do they all have some fucking inferiority complex or something?
>your mum is a cunt
>why do ALL women act like this??!?!!
congrats anon you've uncovered the secret to all dysfunctional thinking
>>25264761
They ruled by emotions and not logic.
Tldr: OP has a crappy mom and he projects this onto all women
>"So what do you do, anon?"
>?
>"What do you do, what's your job?"
>the current year
>being job binary
shiggy diggy doodly doo
>"I'm basically retired except I know I'm gonna run out of money"
Stop being a jobist. I choose not to have a job.
>tfw got on jury duty
>tfw it was a rape case
>tfw some of the people on jury duty said they want to throw him in jail "just in case"
Why are normies so insane?
if he is actually guilty please try and get him off just so roasties continue to live in fear of pissing off or cockteasing the wrong man
>>25264686
You told them thats fucking wrong right?
>>25264686
the jury system is bullshit like that. it doesn't matter whether you actually committed the crime you are accused of. all that matters is if you can get 6-12 people to say guilty.
How do I stop fapping to the horrible porn I do? My imagination is pretty much useless.
>>25264596
bumpq..
should I learn Spanish or Italian robots
>>25264540
Spanish
there is literally no reason to learn italian
Spanish nig
>>25264540
Somalian
It's official
I've been on this board everyday for over a week now
Someone please help me
do i recognize your posts?same with me we are pathetic
>cut myself back to maybe once a week for six months
>start visiting 2x week
>3x a week
>back to everyday now
I was almost out. I was so fucking close
Try 7 years, fucking normie scum
What is the most important lesson you learned in 2015?I'm trying to be serious here a bit, pls no memes.
I don't need benzos or alcohol to get by but, they certainly make everything better while I'm on them
>5 months sober
>>25238982
That women don't even see me as a human being with feelings and emotions like them. To most of them, I am crud under their boot.
Also, really drunk right now over an ex girlfriend who fucked me over back in February. :')
Almost most people are irresponsible and are willing to shamble through life.
Do the people running the show not realize what the long term implications of low beta participation has on society as a consequence of women only fucking Chad? Low birth rates, spinsters and bachelors, less taxes from wagecucks.
It's not like immigrants can solve that problem, they're a net loss economically.
>>25264468
Survival of the fittest, betacucks will be killed off by chads and BBC
You've got to think that nothing can really go wrong though. Things just get worse and worse until it forces a change.
>>25264468
We know anon, shit flinging economic collapse soon.
Guys I need some help I got this NEET friend and he likes/does the following
>Insane clown posse
>mlp
>weed
>shitty f2p games only
>pc master race
>Vapourwave
wat do?
He seems like we'd get along well.
>>25264465
Nice facebook image normie
>>25264465
>>weed
ask if he can hook a nigga up, im out and still have 2 days off
>Go to sleep
>Family
>Nice house
>Friends
>Attractive
>Mentally sound
>Wake up
>Apartment is still shitty and cold
>I'm still a friendless, kissless, and loveless virgin
>My friends have long forgotten me
>Still overweight and ugly
>I still have schizophrenia
Why can't we just sleep forever?
>Why can't we just sleep forever?
but we can
Tfw 4am
Tfw anxiety kicks in and can't sleep
Tfw nothing to wake up to the next day
Tfw suicide takes over your thoughts
People say go do this, write a plan workout eat healthy same cliche shit we all heard a million times
Don't you think we have already done and tried sticking to that shit?
Get on Ambien or some shit. If you're having trouble sleeping there's a fair chance that will fuck over any self-improvement efforts you may consider undertaking
alright here is a real thing that helps me: SCREAM as loud as you can, maybe a good word like just FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK, might seem like a silly idea but it really releases a lot of tension
>>25264439
You should just take some rest then wagie. Do some travel, go walk alone in the woods, breathe the fresh air.
I'm sure you don't have motivation because your thoughts are caged within your own made limitations
