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Anon, don't you have any human friends? I beginning to worry about you
fuck you dog, you have no dog friends either
bitch nigga
>>26979424
Well can you at least give me the cookie?
>owning a pug
>expensive
>constantly dealing with their wheezing and farting
>constant eye and breathing problems
>78% chance of developing hip dysplasia
>costly vet care
>can die if it gets too excited
>burying your dog at eight years old at most
fuck that
Please post your current favorite fantasy you fap to. Greentext if elaborate.
the thought of being a grilla g p f e e l s
Literally being feminized against my will and being turned a cocksucker
Share yours OPIt better involve that pic
Do you believe in the multiverse, wagecuck?
> I do.
You see, it might be difficult for your wagie brain to comprehend, but using the principles of quantum mechanics the NEET knows that the universe we inhabit is not the only one of its kind. In the sixth dimension, the dimension of all possible organizations of matter, a virtually infinite number of worlds exists- each slightly different from the last.
Keeping up, wagie? I know all of that manual labor must be like soaking your brain in Coca Cola.
If the multiverse exists, I want you to consider this. There are also an infinite number of variations of yourself, wagecuck. Yes, that's right. And an infinite number of variations of myself as well.
Yes, throughout space and time and all of existence, the NEET is present. Each day we devote ourselves to a new endeavor, a new pursuit of knowledge. Today I might pick up the flute, or paint a dazzling portrait of a forgotten love. Tomorrow I may cook a lasagna or learn how to speak Portuguese.
Every day. And each variant of myself likewise is breaking extraordinary barriers, exploring the depths of human knowledge and creativity. In all the multiverse there is a swarm of NEETs, taken together possessing an infinite range of talents, carving out the darkness of ignorance with extraordinary speed.
And there are also endless wagies, flipping endless burgers for endless Shekelsteins.
You should really try broadening your horizons sometime, wagie, you never know what conclusions you'll reach.
Oh wagecuck, why don't you just give up already and become a NEET like me?
NEETs get in here, I fear the wagie assault is approaching.
Go on, rst your little heads, dear sweet NEET goyim. We wouldn't want you over-exerting yourselves now would we?
Just lay back and let Jamal and Ahmed take all of the jobs and white women. You're too busy being "enlightened"! Just click away slave-erm I mean friend! Mr Shekelstien will take care of you!
Here, have some more porn and poison-erm I mean delicious Sunday! It's good for estroge- heh heh it's full of vitamins, goy. It's on the house! By the way, don't forget to click on some sites to line my pockets goy. Wait, did I say that? Heh heh I meant to say that ad block totally works.
>>26978757
The greatest trick Shekelstein ever pulled was convincing the wagie he isn't their enemy.
This woman is 22 years old and never been kissed (far left). Would any of you kiss her?
http://www.seventeen.com/love/a37163/22-never-been-kissed/
She kinda looks like my mom but sure if she wanted.
Would you kiss any of the women in the comments?
Of course, she's not dreadfully ugly. I wouldn't go for any romantic interaction other than that though probably.
This is the condom I was given for Valentine's Day my freshman year at uni. Some girl from the housing department handed it to me, smiled and told me to not use it immediately and laughed
I have in the 4 years since never had a chance to use it
Not once has any woman accepted any advance from me or shown interest
My birthday is in 3 months and that is about the same time this condom expires
If I haven't used it by then I am going to give up on relationships and sex and contemplate suicide seriously again
>not fapping with it and imagining the girl
senpai...
>>26977943
You do know that condoms expire, right?
>>26978017
yeah, I said it expires in about 3 months when my birthday comes around and I'm gonna think about killing myself if I can't use it by then
If you're having so many problems being male, why not cheat and switch to easy mode by becoming a cute trap?
>Make money from camwhoring so you don't need to become a wagecuck
>People will be nice to you and pay for your food and drinks everywhere
>Men and women alike will want to date you and pat your head and cuddle with you
>>26976609
>women want to date you
LOL
what a joke
no woman has ever been attracted to a trap
>>26976609
>women will want to date you
I laughed for a really long time. Lesbians fucking hate MTFs.
>>26976609
I don't understand these threads.
I fucking love traps, but it's not like every man can just become a cute trap. They need to actually be feminine and good looking.
We don't need more disgusting ugly man traps.
who knows that feel when balding?
You aren't balding faggot.
That's not balding, from what I see that's only losing hair at the corners and how much this comes with age is genetically determined. If you're not thinning, you're experiencing some receding hairline but it's not as worse as actual "balding" where you have to shave or wear a hat to look okay.
>>26976595
He's at the VERY start. His temples are starting to thin. I just bought my first minox bottle and keto shampoo. Gonna get fin soon.
ITT post tweets and facebook posts made by normies moments before they died
>>26975812
Nice. I'll have to look for something to post
>>26975812
BEST BIRTHDAY EVER
>>26977376
I kek'd the kek
Undisturbed, dream-filled sleep will come to you tonight, but you must post "Sleep tight, nigger" in this thread.
>>26975493
Sleep tight nigger.
>YOU HAVE BEEN MUTED FOR TWO SECONDS NIGGER
I haven't had a dream filled sleep in years, normally it's just
>close eyes
>12 hours pass
>>26975493
I dream every night but in every dream im being humilliated by my classmates
Anyone else think one of the most disconcerting things about modern women is how much they love sex?
Call me old fashioned, but I like the idea of a woman who downplays her interest in sex, and plays up her interest in love and stability instead.
People related, a woman who "loves sex".
Females should be able to love sex just as much as men.
The issue is when they're disloyal, as a great deal are.
i think you're just a pussy, not even a tight one, a big loose flappy pussy
>>26975000
>Call me old fashioned, but I like the idea of a woman who downplays her interest in sex, and plays up her interest in love and stability instead.
Why would you want someone who lies
moreover why someone who lies for the express purpose of pleasing the standards of others
Reminder that 5% of men get 90% of women
I hope you realize that Chad is our enemy
>>26974885
Chad is what we must become
Therefore...
...Chad is bourgeois?
Bernie please save us.
I'M SO FUCKING BORED OF BEING NEET
Finally someone admits it sucks
SHUT UP YOU'RE EMBARRASSING US IN FRONT OF THE NORMIES
then stop it loser
turn into a jet or something
wageslaving tomorrow edition
Evening lads
I went to the shop and bought some beers had a few now feeling a bit more awake. Good times, should be a good night.
Want to go play Dungeon Keeper but don't want to miss out on the internet. Wish I had two laptops.
Time for waifus lads.
Might just play WoW all night at this rate desu lads.
What is this meme that men have created: "Women have no hobbies"?
Men are the ones who have no hobbies.
Male hobbies:
> videogames
> anime
Female hobbies are actually creative:
> makeup
> cooking
> baking
> reading
> sewing
> knitting
> decorating
Women have plenty of hobbies. Men are the ones who are invalids
Look at this picture. These women's hobbies are:
> cooking
> baking
> cycling
> maintaining bike
> reading
> thrifting
> altering clothing
> refurbishing furniture
> sewing
> crafting
> nails
> publishing
> creative writing
AND NONE OF THEM WERE GOOD ENOUGH FOR MEN. BECAUSE THEY WERE NOT VIDYA OR ANIMU.
Why are men so ridiculously judgmental, entitled, and cruel?
0/10 bait
Try harder faggot
How is makeup, shopping, learning about fashion, mobile games, cooking,and baking any less of a productive hobby than video games, anime, and football?
Here you go, just cause it's the weekend.
Hope you had a good one.
What's your social circle look like?
A few chads, a lot of normies. Most of us have girlfriends that are like 7/10's. We usually go play basketball during our free time from our jobs which pay us all in the high 6 figures.
My dog smells like shit and has too much energy. I feel guilty if I don't spend the entire day playing with him.
do insects count as friends?
