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so ive decided im going to start smoking. going to buy some cigarettes tomorrow. robots that smoke recommend me a brand pls
>>26963651
American Spirit. They are the easiest to quit if you choose to do so.
>>26963671
which color do you recommend and also how long does it take to get addicted
>>26963651
>this stupid.
they are almost almost all the same btw, camel crush is kind of fun though.
aggressive lone wolf road rage normie beater edition
So lads, what did you get mummy for Mothering Sunday?
Good morning good lads.
>>26964250
A little respect
>>26964250
A candle and a plant.
25+ Robros (NEET are welcome):
>Occupation
>Income
>Account Balance
>What is your current situation in life?
>Plans for the future?
I'll start. I'm a former NEET.
>Fast food Server
>Min wage
>little under 1k
>no gf/little to no friends/living with parents and my life being a loser
>going back to community college in the fall term
>33
>NEET
>$0
>$30K in retirement account, $20K credit card debt
>Just moved back in with my parents after having my own place as a NEET for 4.5 years.
>Get job. Go to grad school.
>
Me:
>28
>NEET
>Owe 10k to government from student loans (never finished degree)
>Live with parents
>Depression, Anxiety, possible Schizoaffective or BiPolar (according to one doctor)
>Don't talk to friends anymore they all moved on with thier lives, careers, married, kids, etc
>No future plans
>25
>NEET
>None/Dole
>Nope.
>Hard of Hearing / Live at home with parents
>Kill myself desu
Fembots, describe yourself in unnecessary detail and your sexual history.
I was born in 1991. I have 6 siblings and including me that is 7. I started being sexually active at 16 when I gave my first bj under the benches in the school gym. I didn't have actual vaginal sex until I was 19, I didn't have any orgasms during sex until I was 22 with a blonde, blue eyed, 6'3 guy. I've had sex with 8 people, all of them consentual. My favorite food is Chinese hot pot because I can eat a lot of it and not get sick. I have no kids and I moved out at 23.
>>26958684
kys fkn fgt
I'm short, fairly skinny, and probably a 6-7/10. I'm usually very quiet and kind towards my friends. I like cats and food. I am in high school. I am a virgin who has only kissed one person. I dated several guys long distance before realizing I was a lesbian.
>you looked at -that- porn again
fat girls eating
>>26957035
>rape
>interracial
Tfw can't resist the pornographic jew
>>26957035GuroScat
ITT: Red flags for women.
>She looks at her phone all the fucking time
>>26955965
>She plays Mmo
>she has her nails painted red
>>26955965
>She's getting a degree for the sake of looking smart even if it puts her into debt and she just openly admits it.
Literally was a slap across my face when she told me this the other day. I almost felt like I was dealing with a 4chan user shitposting.
>I'll never have a mouse bf
>I'll never marry a mouse
>I'll never comfort his anxiety with hugs
>I'll never protect him from bullies
>I'll never snuggle with him while listening to cheesy romance songs
>I'll never hold hishand
Why live
>>26955149
Try a squirrel. I hear they're total sluts
You don't want that. You think you do, but you don't.
What drives a woman to seek a beta male? Makes no sense. Women are naturally repulsed by weak behaviour in men so why would a woman go out of her way to wanna be with a weak male?
>tfw no underage polar bear gf
post yfw
>>26955089
where did she go? did she kill herself?
>>26955132
you tell me anon
oc
>>26955089
post her video archive op
slow saturday edition
First for waifus, post em
Waifu time lads.
Never make long term plans, they never work out
What happens when two autists fall in love?
Doesn't happen. Although most autist boys want autist girls all autist girls want le shy nerdy Chad.
>>26954370
that doesnt hapeen
some girl find a chad that she wants to bang
then they bang
then chad leaves because he doesnt want to be seen with the woman
meanwhile the lonely male virgins sits home and masturbate
The girl believes its forever and lets herself go completely
The guy gains confidence and ends the relationship after six months
The girl goes throughba suicidal phase which lasts years
The girl after 10 years is still trying to get back together
True story noggers
>he refuses to eat food with tomato, onion, mushroom, or pickles in it
>he doesn't like vegetables
>the thought of traveling to a non-white dominated country worries him
>when traveling to another country, he's afraid of leaving the main city
>he has pictures/videos of gore, animal abuse, or questionable lewd pics saved on his computer (he may 'justify' it by saying he only uses them for derailing a thread he doesn't like)
>he's intimidated by tall women
>he thinks it's weird for a tall woman to be dating a short guy
>he doesn't actively listen to music and he thinks less of people who experience joy in actively listening to music
>at McDonald's, he orders unsalted fries so workers have to make a new batch of fries that he'll just salt later because he wants his fries fresh
>he orders his steak welldone
>he puts ketchup on his hot dog as a lone condiment
>he thinks women should not wear make up at all
>he doesn't think anxiety/depression is real
>he's voting for Trump or Clinton
>he doesn't eat at a steady and clean pace when eating out
>he can't order anything at a restaurant without demanding changes (ex: don't mix the sauce with the food, put it in a separate bowl. I want everything on one big basket. Don't put in X ingredient)
>he has a 'trap porn' folder
>>26953682
I do none of these things. what does this make me
What if you fap to traps but don't keep a folder?
Being a NEET is literally the ultimate red flag. They make me physically sick just being in their presence. 8 year old girls have higher test than numale beta NEETs
http://www.editions-delcourt.fr/bouletmaton/
Make an avatar that resembles yourself and rate each other.
hi go- i mean guys
i look like a faggot desu
Hipster-level: faggot
All praise the queen of r9k, Bebe.
>>26953262
I'm not married to this bitch are you fucking stupid retard?
>>26953262
Are you that dude who pretended to be a dude so you can get her photo off kik?
>>26953300
Don't bump this retardation you dumbfuck sage it already this is not the queen of anything I'm not married to this autistic faggot
What is actually wrong with the female members of our species?
>>26952310
Man you guys never have any fun, at least they do
>>>/reddit/
Original as hell
Men facilitate that kind of behavior. It's called "animality." Very few human beings these days.
What is wrong with her? Can she be fixed?
Can we get a new qt that is better than Eliza?
Eliza is 10/10 qt but her personality is 1/10 absolutely worthless. I'm willing to trade for a 5/10 qt 8/10 personality. Do women even go higher than a 5/10 personality?
I need some help famalams. What do?
>that's considered a 10/10
Damn white women have it on easy mode
>>26952326
>>that's considered a 10/10
With that skitty body and those eyebrows, Ummm no maybe 5/10
She's only 15/6 and already has nudes on the internet. Dumb slut made for Chad cock.
Irredeemable.
