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Who /alcoholic/ here?
>Just chugged a 40z malt liquor in less then an hour.
> 40z
you're even a failed alcoholic, just kys man
lawl it took you an hour to finish a 40? how do you chug something in an hour dont you need to breathe? alcoholics r pussies at least i can respect the addictivity of meth wow step ur game up go shoot some heroin
I just shat my pants while sitting down.
Who /shitstins/ here?
Does anybody not want a gf here ?
It's much better without a grill in your life
>>29340059
I used to think like this, then I realized I was completely delusional.
Being alone in life is fucking suicide
Right here fAm I choose tranquility
I get one, okay; if I don't, who cares.
>parents decide t get dog for no reason
>It pisses so over the house
>Dog piss all over carpets
>My parents are lazy, filthy cunts and just spray some shit on the carpet
>It's clean anon xDDD
im going to stick a knife in this fucking dog.
Move out then or stop bitching
>another I hate dogs thread on r9k by a bitter virgin
>>29340043
Are you Canadian? Your parents probably bought it to have sex with it.
>>29339216
Do you know something? I can snap at any moment and take away you're precious life. I have no regard for my life or others. Go ahead, tempt me. I will have your head split open before you can run for help.
Stfu you edgy faggot kys
life is not precious
the contents of my bowels spill onto your face
you thank me and ask for more
>>29340622
No I will not. Now what?
Yes I'm shilling my poll as well please understand :(
https://www.strawpoll.me/10506713
Yes because it was a gateways to aim down sites
>>29339968
But Halo Reach doesn't have ads?
Sprint itself didn't ruin Halo, everything 343 did with Halo 4 did
If women are so dumb why can't you trick one into having sex with you?
women aren't dumb, they're just illogical. they're extremely perceptive and generally more cunning social interaction.
I can. it's called rape
cause ive never tried
vaginas are icky, anon
By 2027 there will be no red haired people born ever again.
This is a really retarded meme
good. I'm a redhead and I wouldn't wish this fate on anyone.
An impressive betrayal.
Would you rather have big pecs but no abs
Or six pack abs but no pecs
Abs.
It's alot easier to work on pecs than defined Abs.
>>29339760
Confidence and a good mouthpiece.
>>29339760
Acne scarless face.
What's a good part time job for an autist with no working experience? My parents are making me get a job to help pay for college this year, and I don't know if I'd even qualify for NEETbux.
I can hardly do anything, I've never even had to do something like sweep the floors. I don't really mind talking to customers, but I don't know how well I'd be able to work in a busy group.
>>29339736
>2016
>pic related not having a "gender neutral" bathroom
Are you even trying?
Night stocker, some places you can even show up in your pjs.
>>29339736
Thisjob about sweeping floors sounds doable.
im a fvcking fag lol
k
So how is that going?
my nipples hurt
>>29339772
So was it worth it?
Why do beautiful girls become pornstars? that's so sad...
>>29339633
So its okay if average girls become pornstars?
because sex is not inherently evil
>>29339633
to spite you obviously
>you will never date a girl like this
Help each other cope, bros...:(
>>29339540
Oh poor you, you will never date 10/10 model?
How sad: put it next to heart crushing feels of:
>you will never fuck taylor swift
>you will never be multibillionaire
>you will never be born into royality
>>29339589
Go away ROASTIE, or else you'll get TOASTIED
>>29339540
Oh poor you, you will never date a 10/10 model
How sad. Put it next to heart crushing feels of
>you will never fuck taylor swift
>you will never be multibillionaire
>you will never be born into royalityy
If you count every single individual Elliot Rodger ever interacted with in his life, teachers, students, cashiers at stores, Baristas at starbucks, check in at airports, air stewardesses, fellow passengers on the bus etc. there must literally thousands, if not tens of thousands.
Surely one of them must have posted on /r9k/ once or twice
>>29339407
did rodger ever approach a female/use dating app
If he did they'd have mentioned him by now
>>29339407
I met him at LAX once when I was working at the Starbucks there
Has any other Robots given up on women?
I'm 24 and have only had one girlfriend my whole life, and that was back in high school. I'm short, pale and overweight. I tried to connect with girls through college but they obviously chose Chad. But I have a personality and am not a complete autist.
Now I'm living at home and haven't talked to a single women in probably 6 months. I don't have any outlets to connect with women anymore, and have no motivation to even seek out any because the outcome is inevitable.
Who here just doesn't give a shit anymore?
>who here /pretend not to give a shit but actually dead inside/
me anon, that's me
>>29339267
>tfw used to tell myself I didn't care about women but I secretly did
>tfw now I actually don't care about women as far as relationships go
Good relationships with male friends are the best.
>>29339267
I've been dead inside for a long time, anon. I really don't give a shit anymore.
I always told myself I would find my future wife in college. I went to a big one, and met tons of girls, but none wanted me. They always opted for another option. Better than me.
I'm dead inside and know I'm nothing to women. Therefore I know they are nothing to me.
if evens i stay up all night watching anime
if odds i sleep
can i play in your thread? same op post goes for me
If evens everything will be okay and I'm freaking out over nothing as I tend to
If odds I'm fucked
evens nnb
odds tg
