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Share your stories brobots
>19 years old
>Failing college
>Barely any friends (2-3)
>Can't stay away from my computer, never see anyone
>Give up fapping and porno to try to help myself
>start of a new semester
>actually go out of my way to meet people (fuck it, literally nothing to lose mode engaged)
>meet girl through new friend I made
>2 years younger, starting out college
>8/10, cutie, blonde hair, good loving and caring family, interested in arts
>She paints, does sculpture, likes movies, ...etc.
>We hang out at the cafeteria and talk
>She kisses me at a party while she's drunk
>Seeing her outside college, she's not too far from mymom'sapartment
>We kiss, cuddle, watch movies (low-test platonic relationship dream come true)
>Fall in love
>Head in the clouds, I am literally floating
>My first love
>She starts getting distant after a few months
>Learn she slept a couple of times at parties with Chad
>She tells me there's nothing to worry about, that nothing happened
>Decide to stop relationship with her, expecting her to run back to me
>"O.k. well, your choice"
>Few weeks pass
>At other party, she and Chad are there
>Have fun with friends while both of them are locked in a room
>Go to sleep in bunk bed later that night
>They come and lay right above me
>Hear em chat, kiss and whisper to each other
>Literally broken, mortified, traumatized
>All this lack of testoterone from not fapping catching up
>Can't even cry, I am in shock
>Silently exit bedroom and sleep on floor with my jacket on my face
>Failed semester
>Gone back to NEETdom
>Don't wanna see anyone
>Lost contact with the new friends I made
>See her Facebook picture
>With different guy
JUST
That sucks, anon, but I'm proud of you for trying. I hope you'll get back on the horse soon. Resiliency will be your friend in life.
>>29334780
And the story just keeps going
https://youtu.be/MHW4ll7ENP0
Who the fuck cares ? You're a failed normie who thought women are capable of love.
Not so fucking smug now eh ?
I bet you were fucking happy when you made those "fuck this robot life, I'm gonna be a Chad now improve myself hurr" threads.
Serves you right, don't expect support you filthy nigger.
>date girl for 4 years
>split up and cut contact
>2 years later she gets back into contact with me and says she wants to be friends
>think that this means we're going to get back together
>it doesnt, she legitimately just wants to be friends and is dating someone else
>want to be friends with her but not able to put my feelings aside and be content with it and not be jealous
i know this is a normalfag problem but i dont know what to do. any normalfags have experience with this?
>>29334700
Cuck that dude
>>29334700
There's no point in being friends with her. You literally are not going to gain anything from it. Cut all contact again.
>>29334732
i dont think i can. ive already acted like a stupid emotional beta pussy and at this point i dont think i could fuck her
Alright lads, it's about time. Come on in and have a drink, and tell me your feels.
Jack and Coke please.
I've always felt like my friends are lying to me. I want to believe them, but later I always go back and think that they lied straight to my face. I don't know how to break this thinking. It'll lose me the only friends I have...
>>29334655
I'll take a Moscow mule, friend.
Currently dealing with the fact that some older woman is into me. I'm not really interested, but as a Khv a part of me wants to fug regardless.
It's an abstract sort of feel.
>>29334655
Hey Wojak, I brought my own Mickey's, is that alright? Three weeks ago, her and I were describing the house we wanted, the backyard (describing it is still somewhat haunting, yet somewhat beautiful to me), and our planned 4 kids.
Then two weeks ago she up and told me she could never talk to me again.
Throw a shot of whiskey over my way, actually. Make it rail.
It's 50% right?
>>29334654
Yes. It is 50%. You are correct.
>>29334654
>>29334753
It's 33%. You have three possibilities given the condition that at least one of the hits is a crit:
1. Normal hit first, crit second
2. Crit first, normal hit second
3. Crit first, crit second
1 in 3
>>29334654
25% actually since .50 times .50 equels .25
If you could delete one site from the entire internet, what would it be
4chanis
Original123
>>29334643
I'd have to say kikebook,but my close second is plebbit.
>>29334643
google, just to see the world burn
You robots are highly impressionable bunch, so I want to make this thread as guide on how to spot bait.
1. If the thread involves cuckolding in any way it is bait. This includes stories of someones wife cucking them or a thread about how bbc is superior.
2. If the person is mocking robots and calling them autistic, lazy, or saying that all their problems are robots own fault. They are baiting you.
3. If the person describes them-self in Chad Terms. i.e.(tall, attractive, big dick, tons of girls) they are baiting. There are no actual Chad's on /r9k/
4. If a person defends SJW views or uses the term Discarded unironically. They are baiting
5. As a general rule if it looks like bait or smells like bait. There is a 99% chance it is bait.
Stop falling for bait. Stop letting cyborgs and normal fags trick you.
>>29334636
Bumperino for a messageo thato oughto too beo heardo
Please read OP's post. You all make yourselves look really fucking dumb by responding to the stupid shit that gets posted on here. Have some self respect and don't make yourselves look like fools.
Most of you are children though so I doubt this will get through to you.
you forgot the very idea of fem """""""""""""""""""""""""""""bot"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" threads
sick of unoriginality
>When your boyfriend gives you the last slice of pizza.
Has your boyfriend or for you guys, girlfriend ever done something nice for you? Something small but still feels good.
>when your girlfriend tells you to wake up unless you want to burn alive in your sleep
>pull down boyfriend's pants
>he has self-harm scars
The last small nice thing my boyfriend did was get me funnel cake from Sonic's
>>29334612
jokes on her I do
Thank you, Senator Chris Murphy, for your courageous filibuster on the senate floor yesterday! It is time for us to move forward as a nation and CLOSE THE GUN SHOW LOOP HOLE!!!
>>29334531
Why not? You need to go through a licensed dealer to buy a new gun, why not do the same to transfer a firearm between private citizens?
nothing right can ever be done when compromised by fear
putting a band-aid on gaping gash
>>29334531
not sure if just b8 or retarded. The gunshow loophole doesn't exist. Also, to purchase a firearm on the internet it must be shipped to an FFL holder.
autism/10
so how exactly would geting a gf solve all your problems?
>>29334499
>trying to meme etna
Off with u, I bet u didnt even play the games normie scum
>>29334540
none worth playing expect 5
not op btw
>>29334540
dont even give a fuck about the games
but damn i love me some flat chestet tight and petite demons u feel me
why is it like some people have a professional photographer that follows them around everywhere
one of the perks of being the beautiful people
>>29334492
one of the perks of a fake account
one of the perks of being a normal person
>tfw no pelikula watching, kawal honoring, tubig drinking, salamin shattering, eleksyon voting, diyaryo reading, kape brewing, mukha cleaning, daliri fracturing, kuko biting, tsinelas snapping, lamesa wiping, sapatos breaking, kotse fixing, itlog cracking, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
>>29334482
seriously, why are you still alive?
>>29334713
I'm still young and still have a chance to get a qtp2t filipina gf
>>29335142
Good luck anon, I hope you find what youre looking for
Why is it white women are the only race of women accused of being racist if we don't want to date non-whites?
>Asian girls don't want to date outside their race, it is fine
>black girls don't want to date outside of their race, it is fine
>white girl doesn't want to date outside of her race then she's a racist
Why do men who aren't white feel so entitled to white women?just because I don't want to date you, doesn't mean I hate you.
Stay with your own kind. White girls are fucking incredible. I don't want to have some halfbreed kid.
because it is racist. you dont even know them and your judgement is based entirely on their skin color.
>>29334521
Other races of women do this too. Plenty of Indians etc refuse to date outside their race and they aren't called racist.
http://nichegamer.com/2016/06/16/summer-lesson-unlikely-come-west-due-current-climate/
Now what?
now it'll just be the same thing as with anime and VNs, it will get a patch translation by fans
>>29334453
Are you fucking kidding me? SJW stop another game from coming west? When are we going to get rid of these assholes who have permanently fucked up a hobby for millions of people?
>implying someone won't patch in subtitles for a homebrew release
next
>tfw 99% sure I have klinefelter syndrome
>tfw that's the reason why I am a robot and a virgin at 25
I have it too. Always knew there was something physically off about me. I hate having the man boobs. Even when I was skinny, I still have it. Worst part is I live in the U.S, and people here are ignorant and savage. Normie culture will isolate the mentally ill or the physically ill.
Would testosterone shots help?
I always knew something was off too. As a teen I always felt like puberty never hit me. I'm hairless, baby face, small balls and dick, huge man boobs.
I used to think it was just because I was fat most of my life but after a lot of research I'm pretty sure I have it.
Post a pic of your body
for science I'm a doctor
Why don't you guys change and try improving yourself? You guys can't be as bad as you think you are.
>>29334434
I'm trying. It's a struggle but all I have to say is that I should've started sooner.
how do i improve this?
>gun to the mouth
>>29334458
Truth. It's like a marathon that never ends - every day you're not improving you're stagnating.
Sucks man.
