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>See a cute girl
>Think about what a slut she must be
who /mentalissues/ here?
>>29333671
i think every incel thinks like this
how did you take a picture of your phone if your phone is in your hand?
Fembot here and I think the same
Talked to a girl today and she was like "I want to have faith in Jesus but it's so hard because I love making out with boys but it's a sin
When you die, what is the last thought you would hope goes through your mind?
>>29333669
>"I hope there is nothing after death. That there is no heaven, hell, purgatory, reincarnation, or being a lost soul to roam this planet as a ghost. In every aspect, I hope to cease to exist."
>>29333669
>"Well fuck, had a good run."
>>29333891
So you would be at peace, believing that you and all that you ever had are incinerated, lost forever?
What are your favorite arguments people use to defend women?
I don't even think they ever have any supporting arguments do they?
They're like politicians at a debate, they don't outline any of the strengths they offer, they just attack the other party.
>>29333664
>NOT ALL WOMEN!
>you're just a bitter virgin
>but its not her fault chad left after having sex!
Honestly makes them look like massive retards when they say that shit.
>>29333664
>Jesus Christ you're going to fucking kill her!
>Stop you fucking psycho!
>Please don't do this! She's bleeding!
Gets me every time.
I just found out the angel of my life is a "FWB" (yuck) with 2 Chads. She messaged me today to tell me she found out one of them is a Trump supporter (and maybe the other one too) but "They fuck rough so I'll accept it lol"
This is a very smart and promising girl, has actually volunteered for Democratic campaigns in the past. I feel like she's throwing her life away by associating herself with these bozos.
Both Chads have girlfriends, so they are cheating. I feel like I could tell on them to make them to stop. If I break them up, will it get her back on a good life?
>>29333611
>smart and promising
>volunteers for Democrats
The "angel of your life" is a fucking slut dude.
She's having casual sex with not one, but two men, who have girlfriends.
Not only that, but she shamelessly admits it, in a vulgar and unapologetic fashion.
She's a fucking slut. I know it's heartbreaking to find out, but she's a slut, find a new oneitis.
>>29333611
Yeah your angel is just a whore. Not only is she knowingly helping two chads cheat, She's telling you about it.
Guarantee you she wouldn't ever acknowledge a trump supporter unless it's Chad
Is anyone else white as snow but has asian eyesThere is no fate worse than this
Could be worse. You could be a nigger.
>tfw eurasian fetish.
for the love of dick post pics you faggots.
>>29333604
Congrats, you're Finnish.
Also pic related
Who here bad hygiene? Im almost 1 month without showering
I'm at 4 months
I think this may be the longest I've ever gone without showering
What the fuck is wrong with you people? Take a fucking shower you disgusting faggots.
I haven't changed my underwear in over a month
It's been 90+ degrees everyday too. Feels like I'm wearing a wet rag.
I'm bored and everything feels dead.
Just an usual day it seems
i said 'meh' but i got muted.
>>29333519
why do we continue this existence
Life is a disease and the cure is death
>>29333478
Life has no meaning. Nothing matters, it doesn't matter if it gets better.
That's why I'm a pessimistic nihilist
>>29333478
All white men should be entitled to a basic income of $70,000 and noone else. We should niggers back to africa and then invade and take over their lands. Women like to be rapped and real alpha males don't respect them. If Donald Trump is elected will finally all the niggers and mudslimes
>>29333478
I browse /pol/ unironically.
>hate niggers
>best friend is black
what do I do?
>>29333474
Redpill the shit out of him
Your friend is black, but that doesn't mean he's a nigger. Does he understand this?
One of my best friends is black, and he hates niggers too.
Ask him for advice
Ughhh....Well boys I'm finally off my period. What should I do now? Go to the club? Go to the beach or do a sport?
>do a sport
What does it feel like to bleed like that? Seriously, is it just a normal annoying thing, or is it like a knife would that needs stitches?
Men can't get periods though.
What do people find erotic about fingering? The only thing you get by fingering a girl is a hand that smells like vagina. Fuck you can't even fap while you do it because your hand is busy.
This seems weirder than most of the fetishes that get posted here all the time.
you have to get the girl wet first before sticking your entire dick in and hammering away
>>29333457
why is this even news, a white dude fingered a drunk girl behind a bin. Undeserving of this much publicity
>inb4 only got 6 months
the publicity has ruined is life, his sentence is life
>>29333457
yeah fingering is lame
desu
i mean it can be a little fun to see the chick react especially when you fuck with her clit and all that
my worst experience was when i was fingering this chick and i got home later that night and my apartmentmates were like 'lets all go get late night jack in the box' and i said sure
my hand was covered in blood
..;....l.l..... ew
>>29333600
and yeah
my theory is she hooked up with him, pretended to play dead after the two whitekniths showed up and jumped the dude behind the bin, because they called the cops and also because she had a boyfriend (a cuck who is still with her lmao) and she couldn't face the music of 'i went to a college 'fuck party' and hooked up with a swimmer chad
I just found out i got herpes
>khhv
>shut in neet hikikomori
HOW
>>29333431
You father probably stuck his dick in your mouth as you slept
>>29333431
Cold sores senpai
Ever share a glass with anyone? Even a family member? Chances are you got mouth herpes.
Ever put your dick anywhere your mouth has been? Ever spit on it?
Genital herpes.
>>29333484
Thanks to this post I am now super worried about using spit as lube while jacking it
hi anons, if anyone wants to join a comfy anime discord then feel free to join us
https://discord.gg/0121OzUTHv1RVQmpU
no girls no normies pls
>>29333388
>yfw you missed a get
LOL DON'T JOIN
THESE PEOPLE FUCKING SUCK
>>29333425
im sorry you had a bad experience here anon
What time do you usually go to bed at night, and when do you wake up?
9 pm, 6 am for me. I go to bed early to stop the suffering.
>>29333344
10-11 pm, 5-5:30 am
im probably sleep deprived.
Go to bed at 9-10am, wake up at 3-4pm after some strange dreams
6-8 AM, 2-4 PM
Why isn't there a worksafe version of /r9k/?
Seconding. r9k has absolutely no reason not to be worksafe. All the best threads were always textual based.
I don't think the average mind of /r9k/ is very worksafe.
1. Most of us are jobless NEETs
2. Porn or no porn, your colleagues will judge you so hard for being on le anonymous hacker site
3.The WS version would eliminate like more than half of the threads. Enjoy your empty boards
