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games that are must plays for robots
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oregano commentator
big fan of the game
i don't see why
why?
>>28812975
my niggo
>White girls dont like black guys, that's a myth. /pol/ told me so.
>Looks dont matter, it's just confidence bro
>Just be yourself
Watching this makes me want to kill myself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJU02aQLRj8
its staged dumbass
oregano
>>28811475
This guy has tons of charisma. He's good looking yeah but if he had your personality he wouldn't get laid either. Or at least a lot less.
The guy is just likable. He makes people feel good. What do you do?
>>28811475
I also think this is staged
Can't believe I used 4 minutes
Here u go. How am i doing?
>>28811461
you're going to have to talk entirely in Frozen quotes now
Already too autistic to salvage
>>28811461
Didn't even look at the picture, but I know you are doing terrible.
>"Is it all the way in anon? DOes it get bigger"
Well I'm probably in the forest, nobody to see. I know what to do.
>>28811565
theres a small house
white mailbox
north
>>28811584
I'll take the risk and drag her deeper into the forest. I'm not known here. And I'm wearing a hoodie.
Why does every fucking portion size have to be so small these days?
>family size anything
>burn through it on my own and don't even feel full
>>28811262
Because you dont need to eat a lot. Its not like you do anything you fat fuck
>>28811262
It's obviously portioned for a family of one my friendo, just buy extra each time if you got the money
>>28811281
>180cm
>85kg
>fat
Share hip-hop song from your country who deserves to be more popular.
I'll start :
France
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQ6C7zgRDdU
>>28811193
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubUHZUn6L7A
>>28811193
Nice.
UK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1nO409bu-o
>>28811193
Nobody on 4chan will get what language that is but here you go:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iZT8Zk6w3M
RIP in piece.. today is going to be a sad day.
>>Chris Poole suffered serious head injuries when he was punched and kicked on the ground outside a corner shop Eastbourne, East Sussex on Tuesday night.
>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2189917/Chris-Poole-death-3-teenagers-arrested-following-death-man-attacked-gang-youths-Eastbourne.html
>>28811173
can someone make a nice edit of that picture with wojak and pepe, not an mspaint cutpaste
>>28811173
Poor moot, he just wanted a nice vacation in Eastbourne and this happened
>>28811507
I'm on it bucko.
>Mike Oldfield was 17 when he wrote Tubular Bells
Orson Welles was 25 when he made Citizen Kane
>>28811158
Can the Citizen Kane meme please stop? It's revolutionary for being one of the fiest films shot out of sequence, not for the writing that revolves around a massive plothole less than a minute into the movie.
>I am 28 as I am making this shitpost
>I-It won't fit! You're too big, anon!
WELL THEN YOU SHOULD SEE MY DICK
ok, is there a souce or not ?
>>28811112
i'd like to fuck that wyte girl just to see that face in real time action
something about it draws me in even though i dont think she's very attractive
Is she playing hard to get? She gave me her number....
>>28811051
Cooont?????zz
>>28811076
I see threads like this all the time?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOHDkIxyu2A
>the average life of a NEET
How can the wagekeks even compete?
>Neet
>Afford anything
Neets can't even afford their waifu body pillows let alone skydiving.
>>28811074
NEETs can afford anything they like because they literally have an army of wageslaves who pay for their neetbux by taxes
pretty much my life senpai
just got done fucking my hot blonde gf and her sister, going to compose some symphonies in a bit
>life is fun lol just get a hobby breh
Oh, get a hobby? Just get a hobby? Why don't I strap on my hobby helmet, and squeeze into a hobby cannon and fire off into hobby land, where hobbies grow on hobobbies, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28811021
Watch sports, then.
>>28811021
Fucking this.
Whenever I see a subject, transportation, engineering, literature, science, whatever, that people are interested in, I go, 'ah yes, I can see that, there are distinctions and classifications to learn, I see the kind of textbooks and periodicals to go to learn this, neat', and nothing stucks personally. My brainvagina is dry and wants to take no dick of passion.
>>28811021
This a billion times holy fuck
I genuinely believe my father is crazy
This might be the end for me
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1blgHzb3DHM
>>28810912
Why does he think you are not well
>tfw a fell britbong gets roasted by parents
Dad found the cp/crusty dakimura/poo jugs/piss bottles and sisters panties.
You're fucked-all trapped in the bunker like Hitler.
>>28810912
This hits so close to home, probably more than any single post I've ever read on r9k
Who here can't concentrate? Man, this shit is a fucking hell and it's getting worse...
How to solve this shit without meds? Please help, I want to end this ride
>old tired concentration camp joke goes here
>>28810834
what originagianginal drugs do you use?
>>28810850
Please, no jokes, I'm really serious
There have been a couple girls I'd love to ask for sex in exchange for cash. But it seems like they get super offended when this happens after i did some research.
Why would a girl get mad when an incel says?
300 bucks to let me fuck the shit out of you, that's it, here's the cash right now
because it makes them feel like less of a person and more of a commodity. Women want to feel like they are important to you as a PERSON, not a piece of meat.
then again, judging by the storieds on here. women dont care about any of us, so I say pay someone if it suits you.
>>28810823
Why not just get an actual escort
They all think they're worth more than $300 for a fuck.
Try haggling with them. Or rape them.
