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Should we eat humans?
very no
bad idea
genetically
I love how pissed Stacy looks every time.
>>28807594
just don't eat the brain if your worried about cjd
>tfw you have the next two days off
Oh that sweet euphoria.
When did your weekends lose meaning NEETfags? Or have your yet to realize your time is meaningless? What's it like to realize you make no contribution to the world at all?
I'll be getting a little farther in GTA 5, it's so nice having things to look forward to.
Weekends are only special for students and white collar workers. Most wagecucks are assigned shifts any time any day.
Look at the bright side I guess. If you do manage to make friends at work or elsewhere you always have weekends free to socialize, which you wouldn't if you had to work like 4AM-12:30 PM Thursday-Monday
>>28807534
or the bright side of a weekend during the week is you can do things that are not available on the weekend, and go places, do things that would be too crowded on the weekend.
>>28807546
this is true i have mondays and tuesdays off it's alright. everything is always open and functioning at normal times those days
Hey guys, I'm a really lonely fucking frog, I'll be honest. Back in middle school or high school and I didn't have many friends, I had at least a couple chatrooms or the mother chan to socialise roughly on. Past few years I've fallen out of these things but I still sift through some chan... but it just isn't the same. I'm really lonely where I just moved to and I don't really have a lot of friends. I know there are a fuckton of normies on this site now but I feel like there must be at least a few stragglers willing to just fill their time maybe with a chatroom. I dunno, maybe some irc shit.
I was wondering if any interesting, nice people wanted to help build a room with me so we can fill like a half hour maybe of our day just talking about random shit. Maybe showing off stupid politics, shitty music, talking about stupid things that happened in our day, shitpost... I dunno. I'm lonely and maybe you are too. It is nice to feel slightly valued and I feel we can help each other here.
What do you say?
>>28807457
Good luck anon anon, but you should make one first then advertise it.
>>28807528
I second what this anon says
Take initiative anon.
>>28807528
I am unsure of how many people are comfortable with irc. Like, maybe I should use a client that can be accessed from smartphones or whatever.
>tfw /r9k/ culture is exported to the rest of 4chan and the internet
>tfw we're the meme-factory of the internet
>tfw our memes suck so the entire internet ends up suffering because of our incompetence in the ways of mememancy
We need to step up our game
>>28807445
the only good meme to come from this shit hole was pepe.
tumblr and twitter churn out better memes on the regular
>>28807445
>implying /tv/ isn't the current meme-factory
Those fucks come up with a new meme that overflows onto other boards every couple of weeks. Their most recent ones are Orson Welles and his champagne, and seagalposting.
Should I go to prom alone? All my friends have dates so idk feels kind of weird but I also feel obligated to go. I'm not that "guy" at school but finding a date is out of the question. Should I even bother?
>>28807407
I'm getting real tired of these high school babbies shitting up my board.
I didn't go to mine, couldn't see the point. I don't like socializing or dancing, so why go?
>>28807407
ya, desu i wouldn't go.
going alone would be worse than staying home
Does anyone know who the guy in this vid is?
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph573ad7c1e0939
>>28807404
Oh shit thats pretty hot
>>28807404
Someone else click it. I ain't clicking that shit nigga.
>>28808103
Its on pornhub. Its not gonna be anything illegal.
>W-W-W-W-Would you mind r-rubbing my feet for me? Th-They're really sore, since I was walking all day... It would make me feel a lot better. S-Sorry if they smell a little!
What do you do?
I would give her foot rubs erryday, and eventually get to lick them and get a foot job one day.
Can you just present a situation without making it cringey as hell?
>>28807372
Fuck off if they smell. Take a bath you dirty bitch.
You guys realize that having friends in your early 20's is a meme, right?
Nobody seriously has friends in their early 20's except for complete losers who aren't going to college. These people usually work in kitchens, and then smoke weed at each other's apartment. Take a look around, every person in their 20's only spends time with other people for business connections. It's always just awkward and forced.
Don't fall for the "I don't have any friends" meme. Nobody does.
>>28807359
I'd rather be a complete loser who has a few loser friends to connect with and smoke weed with than this friendless 20s epidemic
christ
>>28807391
Any 20 year old who is busy with college/work would not have time to just "hang out" like they were 16 year olds in high school.
>>28807409
I do. Granted, I'm 19 and in college, and I usually can't hang out with my best friend who is going back to hs another year, but when we get high together boy oh boy is it like we're 16 again.
I'm off for the summer and working a summer job to save up to pay for my first year of uni and also for a trip to wonderland with my best buddy while we're high as shit
you can make time no matter how busy you are if your friend matters to you enough.
sorry for the shilling and being late by a day but I made a supreme gent tribute video, what do you guys think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kv3auXQshC0
This was better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pSqndUZ18A
>>28808496
Didn't have the resources or know-how to make my own song
>>28807346
normalize the volume you fucking retard. if i had been wearing headphone i would have died.
>tfw no qt irish gf to outdrink me and then help me back into bed
>you will never find red hairs in your soup
>>28807317
In... my soup?
Okay sure I like me some redheads but I dunno about hair in my soup, red or no
scottish accent > irish accent
Hey /r9k/ anyone wanna be my skype friend? I'm a dude by the way I don't care who I talk to as long as you're not a turbo queer my info is facebook:vanlieshoutt I just wanna play video games desu senpai
>inb4 linked to FB
>>28807211
>I'm a dude
Stopped reading there. At least pretend to be female.
That terrible feel when random people on the internet don't even wanna be your friend.
>>28807428
cute kongou
Willing to befriend.
>tfw you unironically want a Stacey gf
How do I stop?
Wow, the Stacy on the right has some thick thighs!
>>28807165
why do you want one? what trait appeals the most. the looks the trashyness the unattainable nature of it?
find the cause first.
>>28807165
Fuuuuck the things I would do to have a woman open those thighs to me
>cars
>millions of 2 ton hunks of metal piloted by retards frequently going in speeds in excess of 60mph, all while right next to each other
What the fuck is this shit? Am I crazy for fearing the idea of driving?
i work for uber and fear for my life everyday. but at the same time if someone hits me and i die my suffering will end
i'm starting to zone out on the highway tbqh fampai
Never understood the fear of driving. Most roads that aren't the highway have a speed limit of 35-45, not 60. And if you live in a city it's even lower than that.
Do you ever imagine yourself in situations that will never happen?
>8/10 Stacy gf
>crazy about me but in a reasonable way (does her own thing, doesn't stalk)
>tells me how much she cares about me everyday
>she doesn't want me to feel alone again
Yes
>smile in my face
>wake up not disappointed because I didn't die
I know this is asking for a lot, its right under flying super power, but maybe I'll eventually achieve that
>>28807127
Yes, actually.
>meet 7/10 pale virgin redhead working at a movie theater in a small snowy mountain town while on vacation
>you two get to talking, mention that you're a virgin, you both laugh about hit but she gets noticably more physical after that
>eventually asks if you'd like to watch a movie with her after hours
>end up making out in the theater.
>she asks to go back to my hotel
>we lose our virginity to each other
>tfw no steam gf
origgoblosx
sleep snug, smug
origgoblosx
>>28807101
inb4 shitposting thread
ill be your stem gf, anon!
