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Anyone else here have an inferiority complex?
>>28803782
I'll go ahead and say yes.
I have a confusion complex
This probably stems from an inferiority complex
So yes
It's so much easier to say I dindu nuffin and throw my hands up in the air and say I don't know than to do, I don't know, something else
>>28803782
every human being that resides in europe.
http://www.vox.com/2016/5/22/11704756/affirmative-action-merit?utm_campaign=vox&utm_content=article%3Afixed&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook
>Indeed, the degree to which white people emphasized merit for college admissions changed depending on the racial minority group, and whether they believed test scores alone would still give them an upper hand against a particular racial minority.
>A 2009 sociological study found that white applicants were three times more likely to be admitted to selective schools than Asian applicants with the exact same academic record.
>Nonetheless, Fisher perpetuates the myth of meritocracy that everyone with the same skills and experience should have the same access to opportunities regardless of their background, despite evidence that shows otherwise.
>Of the students who were provisionally admitted to UT with lower test scores than Fisher, five were black or Latino applicants. Forty-two were white. The University also noted that 168 black and Latino students with better academic and personal achievement records than Fisher were rejected
literally EVERYONE knows this
yes even the kids who claim that minorities are taking their spots in the schools know this, they're just lying.
>>28803748
>whites are the new niggers
bwc thread?
>>28803748
>people are biased
>this is an argument against objective standards
Bin ich der einzige Deutsche Roboter, der noch wach ist?
>>28803663
sieht ganz danach aus
>>28803663
Nein.
>Dieses Gefuehl wenn du in vier Stunden zur Lohnarbeit musst, aber einfach nicht schlafen kannst.
>>28803727
Ok. Tut mir Leid ;_;
she doesn't know who i am,
and she doesn't give a damn about me,
cuz im just an lonely dirtbag baby
yeah im just an lonely dirtbag baby
shitpost on r9k baby with me.
I want m00t's boipucci.
>>28803592
git in line, pal.
AND DON"T YOU EVER SAY I JUST WALKED AWAY...wait fuck you m0000t!
Hi r9k. Story here. Not going to greentext it because I'm not in the mood. Happenned a week ago, and still feel fucked after it
I only had one friend, a guy who I used to play games with, talk on steam with, and watch movies/shows with. We'd coordinate our sleep schedules so we woke up at the same time, and just spend the entire day on steam together. He was a proper neet, never left the house, no friends aside from me, and on a disability pension. He was standard r9k material, severely depressed, autistic and so on, but he was a nice guy, and I really liked talking to him. One day, he logged in later than usual, and sent me a message containing his steam login, and his email login. He didn't have mobile authentication on. I assumed he was trying to become a normie, and i was pretty pissed. He didn't respond to me after that, and logged off later. He wasn't online for a week, during which time I was still extremely pissed, checking constantly to see if he was on, and messaging him in case he was appearing offline. Eventually, he logs back in, and I message him. The response takes a long time, and when it comes, it's not from him, but his mother. He hung himself, and he left a letter for me, which his mother sent me a picture of.
She tried to ask me a lot of questions, most of which I didn't answer, and I was eventually invited to the funeral. I burrowed some money from my parents, and flew to where he lived. The funeral itself was at a fairly run down place, and there where only five people there, his parents, his sister, who was a huge fucking stacy and sat there texting, someone I'm assuming was his grandmother, and some guy at the back of the room who was taking notes. I sat by myself in the middle of the room. The funeral started and the coffin was bought in by a group of men I assume worked for the funeral parlor as they left once it was in place. The funeral director then began reading a pre-prepared speech, which was incredibly awkward due to the constant references to all his friends and family that didn't exist, and the crowd that also didn't exist. After that, the father got up to give a euology, but cried on the podium, and sat down without saying anything. A slideshow of his life played, which mostly had pictures of him at school looking miserable, and him in his house. I had no idea what he looked like before this, but he was exactly like I imagined. While the slideshow played, the song Ocean Man from spongebob played, which he had i guess requested because why the fuck else would it be playing. After that, there were some more words and an invitation to go to an open bar, though I think everyone just left instead. The sister didn't look bothered at all during the whole thing, and never put her phone down. The mother was silent, and the father was a mess. The grandmother was silent as well, and the guy in the back had been writing notes the entire time. I left after that, and waited in the airport for the rest of the day until my plane arrived.
It was one of the worst things I've ever been to in my life, and I'm still fucked up over it. It'll probably be me that has an empty funeral soon.
>>28803465
Why is America such a sad nation?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Vq_WDf6NT0
>>28803484
It's australia
>be me, badass sociopathic loner
>decide to go out and earn some money
>go to McDonald's to pilfer crushed cans from their garbage
>there aren't any
>the manager comes out and asks me what I'm doing
>give him a long "corporate-speak" spiel that I memorized from job interview prep videos on youtube
>he seems really put off by my behavior, but gives me a job
>okay, this isn't how it happened in the movie
>the next day, start working cash register
>want to rob it, but I can't because they have all my information on the application
>decide to up the ante a little
>go to manager's office and give him another speech about how I should be the manager
>he just kind of shrugs and gives me his keys before walking out of the door
>fuck
>grab a crate of frozen beef patties and leave
Anybody else have any tips on how an ambitious guy like me can excel in our modern world?
>top kek
actually gave me a chuckle, a brief 5 seconds away from thinking about killing myself.
>>28803426
So you're the manager now?
guess you've seen office space and ted also
Mfw:
> Me, 22 F, KHV
> Try online dating
> "normie" guy messages me, seems great
> Profile = has a GF and trying to find a bi girl for 3somes
> not what I was looking for but
Should I go for it??
If you're thinking about it then you're probably a whore, might as well post your tits here.
This post will actually get serious replies, think about that for a second.
No, you should not.
You'll regret it.Although I feel like this is a guy roleplaying.Do you really want to be a fuck and chuck?
>tfw you will never get to experience young love
the elites took it away
Yeah, bringing you another disturbing creation
From the mind of one sick animal who can't tell the difference
And gets stupefied
I've been waiting my whole life for just one, fuck
And all I needed was just one, fuck
How can you say that you don't give a, fuck
I find myself stupefied, coming back again
All I wanted was just one, fuck
One tiny little innocent, fuck
And when I feel like I'm shit out of, Luck
I find my stupefied, coming back again
Why, do you like playing around with
My, narrow scope of reality
I, can feel it all start slipping
I think I'm breaking down
And why, do you like playing around with
My, narrow scope of reality
I, can feel it all start slipping away
See but I don't get it
Don't you think maybe we could put it on credit
Don't you think it can take control when I don't let it
I get stupefied
How old is too old for young love?
I'm 20 and I feel pretty young.
>>28803451
im 21 and i feel like it's over from here
what makes you feel young?
>Sorry Anon, I just can't do a monogamous relationship, right now. I need to be with other guys.
>>28803369
You wouldn't want to eat one food for the rest of your life either. Life is about tasting all the flavours of the rainbow.
Okay
>Proceed to find someone better
I wish the girl I'm trying to gf would say that. I know I can't please her enough, so that'd take a big weight off my shoulders.
You play online and win
Chad beats her darkhole again
You sit and wallow in tears
Chads penis relieves her deepest fears
you look at her facebook pictures and weep
she tells chad, "he's such a creep"
>she and chad have a nice outdoor lunch
>you run them both over with a satisfying crunch
Who here /weak/ as fuck?
Decide to try to do some body exercises since I'm a skinny fuck and too anxious to hit the gym.
>Can't plank more than 40 seconds
>Can't do 1 push up
>Already experience pain (that lasts days) after more than 20 situps
Guess I'm stuck with doing jumping jacks
>>28803316
>Tried to do a jumping jack
>Rolled my ankle
i am
it sucks man
too weak to even no be weak anymore
>>28803316
pain is weakness leaving the body
hey will one of you guys order and buy me a bacon pizza? Im really hungry please. You can say really mean stuff to me after.
>>28803297
richfag here. Address?
Fuck off you fat piece of shit.
>>28803371
I dont just want to give it away, may i have ur skype first?
>>28803402
im not fat im just craving and im really emotional and hungry please dont be mean to me
>Glad you decided to get your checkup today, anon. Now bend over so I can check your prostate ;)
Do you listen to the nurse?
>>28803177
This bitch is hot whats her name?
>>28803231
Her name is Sophie Dee
wh-why are you naked?
>ywn be one of the beautiful people
come you can say something like that and not expect somebody to post this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ypkv0HeUvTc
>tfw good facial aesthetics
>tfw disgusting out of shape skinnyfat body, manlet, constant sweating, and acne
J U S T
>tfw you used to watch the music video to this at 3 AM when it'd come on MTV and you'd cry thinking about the instagram fantasy life denied you because you were unlucky enough to be born an autistic skinnyfat manlet but with just enough self-awareness to hate it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2oRqyn7ToQ
>Straight
>dream of sucking cock
>enjoy it
Brehs I don't even know who I am
>>28803138
>straight
>jack off to cuck porn and fantasize about getting a gf and having her get fucked by a big dicked guy off craigslist or okcupid
>mfw this abhorring fetish was caused by r9k because before coming here i just jacked off to bdsm shit
I sometimes dream about sucking my own dick.
>>28803138
it means you're bi or gay
remember that being a bottom is gayer than being a top if ur bi
>>28803162
>being easily influenced by things you see on the internet
you deserve to be a cuck t b h but just stop coming for a while and see what happens
