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E man wanna talk?
no one wants to talk :(
I would be I'm not E man
I like your pic, but I think it would be scary irl
hey whatsup?
Yea just a random background I found somewhere on webs wears ago, I like the lighting in it the most
Have you given up on women or are you still trying? and by trying I mean hope that someday you'll get a gf
I personally gave up
>trying to begin with
lmao what a sucker
Nope. I'm done with all that for good now.
28. Quit 6 years ago. Feelsdecentman
What did you guys do today?
Your sister kekek get kekked
>>28800259
Damn, I hope you at least paper bagged her first. I don't know how you got a boner to that.
Played a bit of Overwatch, its kind of boring so I ended up playing some Starcraft 2 instead. Then took a nap, only that nap lasted 6 hours and I woke up at 11pm. Now its 1:50am and Im drinking energydrinks, listening to music and shitposting.
Thanks 4 reading my blog amigo.
Why do so many guys still defend women as if women are pure beings?
How can guys still think in current year western society that women are innocent at all?
This innocence is brilliant , I hope that it will stay.
because fuck disney thats why
Divide and conquer
Don't have kids goy
originale mootblock
ITT: Post what you are currently listening too.
Gonna see what my fellow robots have stored in their hard drives for audio stimulation.
Totally oregono
Will my favorite board enjoy it? Come on, you must at least appreciate the band name and song title.
Also it's one of the most beautiful and honest love songs I ever heard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiULEn0UOZI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agloGSiWHh0
post you're ideal gf
>>28799958
this is it senpai
kek
>>28799958
A plain girl like this would be good for my health I think.
>tfw can't compete with DOJ
I need some stories of hospitalizations, forced or volunteered.
Friends are encouraging me to go but my faith in society to aid me is little. If they're just going to tell me to stay until I feel better I'd rather fucking go live at the YMCA to run away from my problems.
>get pissed at mom
>decide to go on a walk with a bottle of brandy at 7am
>four hours later hiding from cops called on me for knocking on doors and asking for runs for my nausea under a car
>taken to children's hospital (17yo) to be "baker acted" left alone in room on stretcher with catheter in right forearm
>rip it out try to get free
>restrained and get biggest fucking catheter they could find in bend of elbow
>stuck with that in room with decent free food but only tv for two days
>told minimum was 3 days since I had no issues
>sick almost outta here
>lol they mean three days in the psych ward
>mini angelina jolie, chubby white 6.6/10, ight scene kid, obese stacy among others
>just did things like basic grade level work, listen to music, play therapy games, lights out at 9 up at 6
>head psych was actually my family psych, surprised to see me
>said my story was the funniest entry story he'd ever heard
I had an alright time, mom was pissed as hell when I left lol
>>28800071
*tums btw, yeah I know
>be earlier today
>chilling in my university's library
>on my laptop with my headphones on
>8/10 qt I know from jazz band sits across from me, keep glancing up at me and smiling
>she motions me to take off my headphones
>"Whatcha doing Anon?"
"Um, working on a composition for music theory"
>"That's so cool! You should show me when you're done."
>she smiles and leaves
>tfw I can't tell if she likes me or not
>tfw I was actually playing Doom 2
I don't know, nobody here knows. Why the fuck did you make a thread about this you no talent piece of shit.
Lol OP you are a faggot. That was the first time ever a girl displayed any kind of interest towards you and wanted to talk to you. You and your autistic ways successfully blocked your cock from entering her vagina. Sleep well sparge.
She wants your peen.
Invite her over for a movie and some drinks, then let the magic happen.
Dubs and you Participate in the Beta Uprising.
Trips, Quads are Leaders.
Quints and up are Chads and Stacies
Rolling right now for Dubs, hopefully
>>28799780
I am in charge here.
>>28799812
i dont think so boyo
CHADvice episode 3
Issues with girls?
Need help making friends?
Specific conversation or dilema?
I'm here to help
>specialty is social interaction
How do I get attention from girls when I can't walk and am 42kg at 5'11? Is it possible?If you are not in the top 10% of men it is impossible to get female attention. No matter how hard you try, unless you enter that threshold. I don't even want female attention, I'm just demonstrating this.
What's the fastest way to commit suicide?
Here, /r9k/, you can stop your acting as edgelords, and just post cute stuff.
Let the cuteness soothe your soul.
>>28799767
we'll stay in our containment board if you stay in yours
>>>/c/
here's something pretty cute
>>28799793
Say, what's the theme of /r9k/?
Tip: it's not /edgelords/, /virginboard/ or /reeeee/.
Guys, I think I fucked up with a gril.
I accidentally sent her the Robot Test v4.0 on normiebook when it was meant to go to somebody else. She replied "hahaha wot" with the crying-with-laughter emoji. I like this gril and I think she is a 7.5/10 qt3.14 on her normal days. I replied "it was a thing I found on 4chan. I got an interesting score". The score I got was in range of "normalfag".
Could I have possibly just fucked it up with this gril by exposing her to the autism that is /r9k/ where I belong?
I don't know, why don't you ask your FRIENDS about it, normie.
>>28799725
Say look at this pathetic shit, and laugh it off
>>28799725
>36
Nice i'm on my way to being human again
>robots slut shame
>their waifus are sluts
Wew virgins
>>28799656
>3D waifu
>robot
pick one and only one
Man that felt good to read
But that guy is a total loser. The fact that he says dick instead of cunt is telling.
>>28799711
>>3D waifu
No such thing, tripfaggot.
I'ma femanon and tonight I'm going to go out and fuck the most aautistic guy I can find. How does it feel knowingI'll be giving out on a platter what you have wanted your whole life?
If I get dubs I'll be his girlfriend.
So you're proving to us that all women are sluts?
What else is new?
>>28799628
nice
even if OP isn't who they say they are, they still got btfo
Freedom or jail,a clip is inserted,a baby is being born same time a man is murdered...
Does fucking a girl who had an abortion make you a cuck?
>>28799589
>if you only fucked her
no it does not make you a cuck
>if you fell for her and you are under her control
yes you are a fucking cuck
No but your dick will be haunted for life
Nah man, that means she's cool with you cumming inside her. Sounds like a good time.
