I make 1100 a check now and want to move out.
How much should I be looking for when renting an apartment? Would anything over 1000 strangle my bank account?
I also have a 75 buck a month phone bill and my car is paid for. I haven't had to pay car insurance yet so I assume that would be another 100 a month or so
>>28798537
I think the rule of thumb is this:
rent: 40% of your paycheck
save: 20% of your paycheck
everything else: food and health insurance
>>28798537
you get a paycheck every two weeks OP?
You get paid $1k a week? What do you do?
>tfw I just want to kill myself
>>28798523
You can join that other guy on the train tracks.
>tfw want to fade out of existence and be ethereal
>want to be a sentient AI that has no physical body and only exists online, being able to play videogames and shit
>>28798694
>tfw afraid ether creatures are just as stupid, hungry and animalistic as corporeals
I want to live in the heart of a magical, whimsical machine. A giant telescope. And with a qt by my side ofc.
How come its so hard to talk to women? Seriously. I just dont get it. Even fucking Chad is able to talk about whatever.
Women turn in to literal autists if the subject isnt something they like
Because they're superficial cunts
Most people turn into literal autists if the subject is something they don't like
Women are pretty easy to talk to honestly
it's men who are fucking complicated
like the fuck I need to shake your hand fuck off with that shit
TFW KHV at 22, despite trying hard to succeed my entire life.
I will never experience pice related, while chad gets serviced like that on a weekly basis.
What do?
>inb4 lift brah
I'm 29 and have been lifting for 6 years.
Unless you're ridiculously underweight or overweight there really isn't any point in lifting for the objective of getting a GF.
>>28798470
That does not answer my question though.
>>28798404
Giving girls a lot of benjamins maybe?
>always nervous
>always anxious
For no reason.
Starting a new job tomorrow and I used to be excited and eager when starting a new job. Now I feel like I'm going back to a job I hate or something. I have even fucking started.
It sucks. I think I might be depressed
>>28798358
Therapy, diet, exercise. if they give you drugs try them, if you don't like how they make you feel then go off of them with their help.
>>28798358
>>28798390
Do not listen to that nigga! Alcohol is the only option.
>>28798530
Agreed, but the comedown off it is too much, especially when work next day
Oh boy! Only three more days until your next two days of freedom, wagecuck!
>>28798290
Wrong, 3 days of freedom! That's 50% more time to spend my heard earned money on things I like doinglike drinking and wondering why I even bother existing
>>28798290
I'm free every day of my life.
Freedom isn't just doing no work. It's independence.
I don't expect you to appreciate or understand that.
>>28798290
Oh shit, thats neet.
Im back in work tomorrow, thought it was Monday.
Nice!
Now gtfo
I accidentally posted this in another thread.
I'm going to kill myself on Thursday night while my parents are at a concert and I have the house to myself. I'm going to lay down with my head perpendicular to the train tracks so I'll be decapitated like that Russian chick. I figure this is a surefire painless method that won't make too much of a mess.
I didn't start this thread to vent/attention whore and I'm not asking to be talked out of it. Just looking for any general suicide advice. What should I write in my note to make everyone...
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Whateva, nigga.
See you on Friday.
See you Friday loser.
I think not leaving a suicide note would be best because then everyone can blame themselves for it.
Today is your lucky day, robots.
I'm giving you a chance to prove yourself to me. Sell me on why I should even consider dating you?
>>28798243
I got out of bed this morning.
Youre on a much higher place in the social ladder. You'll have a lot of friends and orbiters and I'll have only you, the leverage is in your favor.
Tl;dr its safe to date me
>>28798243
'cuz your face str8 up looks like a hard loaf of bread.
Does anyone else here have an eating disorder? Fatties welcome of course but I am anorexic.
I am a 6'0 male and weigh 107lbs. I am able to maintain this JUST about by eating peanuts and drinking soda.
But I am dropping weight, I am down 10lbs in 9 months and getting faster.
>Parents always cook for me even though I tell them not to
>Make huge portions
>Makes me scared as they are obese
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>>28798180
this is my way of avoiding. fit weren't helpful, do you guys have any advise?
>>28798180
>>28798193
You might as well kill yourself outright, it's less unpleasant.
Also, please don't put things that aren't fluid down your sink, it'll clog.
>>28798193
This was a lot more funnier when I thought the color coded was to do with disposing of shit.
You spawn in the middle of an abandoned, huge suburb with your two chosen. The remaining 10 appear at the same time in random locations within this area.
>>28798098
Aren't Pinhead and Leprechaun like, canon highest power levels of all of those?
I mean some of them are literally just serial killers in masks
>>28798098
Jason and Pinhead, with pin head comes an army of cenobites, a realm to banish the others to, and the ability to just put me there where they can't touch me and he and Jason will deal with the rest.
Jason is a fucking tank, much more than Micheal Myers or almost anyone else. Most of the others are fucking human cannon fodder, and the others would get wrekt in extra-dimensional hell by pin head.
Pumpkinhead because he won't die until the people he's sent after are dead.
Leprechaun for those wishes and sweet rhymes.
fembots (inb4 hur dun exis),
what is the single most biggest turn on you have or can remember?
Women don't love men like men love women. Real femdom doesn't exist.
Fuck you and your memes.
>>28798073
Anal, hits all the right spots no matter what size cock.
Asian guys desu senpai
I've got yellow fever not even gonna deny it
Imagine you suddenly found yourself in a dim room with a single bare lightbulb dangling above you.
In front of you, blindfolded and on their knees, is the school bully you loathed most growing up. The one that made your life an absolute hell in school, the one that guaranteed that you never had good, well adjusted experience with growing up among your peers, and left an array of emotional scars that follow you to this day.
The bully is now grown up. They cannot see or hear you, and have no idea why they're there.
You have no idea what the bully did with their life after school. They could either be the dirtbag you always remembered them to be, or they could be organizing food drives at the local church. That will remain a mystery.
Next to you, on a table, is a loaded shotgun. The rules are, if you shoot, you must eventually shoot to kill, but you are allowed to maim them before delivering the coup de grace if you're feeling so inclined. If you decide to spare him, they walk away without knowing who you are, and you never see them again. In either case, you will encounter no judicial consequences for your actions.
What do you choose? Do you kill them, or spare them?
>>28798066
Two slugs in their knees and then I'll just wait, they'll bleed to death eventually.
I'll just leave like nothing ever happened, after all if there are no consequences so why not.
No, I think the damage is mostly done already.
I literally just saw one of the girls who used to hassle me in middle school walk by on the way to the store and by the time I recognized her, we'd already passed. She didn't recognize me at all. They were just fleeting people who unfortunately caught you at the most judgmental time of life
>Implying I haven't already killed him.
Why are women so STUPID???? :D
Because they are women and woman are stupid.
>>28797978
Decreased use of the frontal cortex, default thinking from the amygdala and base animal region
the brain uses quite a bit of power, as women are primarily a vehicle for childbirth over time women would have lost intelligence compared to men who generally needed to be more intelligent and powerful
>psychiatrist finally forces me to follow the rules for his office and a see a therapist if I want to keep seeing him
>It's some fat MtF acne ridden thing with a lisp
>Stutters the whole time and can't read from its CBT for dummies book without fucking up and having to reread
>Only says "okay okay" after I answer its questions and then moves on to the next one
>Gets visibly aggravated that I'm not...
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Sounds like he's the one who needs therapy, fucking trannies
>>28798000
I really want to switch but I don't think I can just because he's an abomination.
I just told him I'll only come once a month. That shouldn't be so bad.
Please respond to my thread.
Please.
Welcome to {underground youtube}, where we will analyze characters on youtube that no one else is analyzing. I have probably 20 or so of these obscure channels that no one watches, and I want to share them with /r9k/.
Today we will look at Charlie Williams. Charlie Williams is a mentally ill homeless black man that travels around the southern United States. Charlie uploads multiple videos a day EVERY DAY and has thousands of videos. Charlie Williams is convinced that everyone is a member of the 'KKK' or other 'organizations', and often yells at people...
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Bumpity bump bump bumpy bumps of the bumping
what is there exactly to talk about?
>>28798050
If nothing else just bump the thread so other people will find the videos, like you already did. Post other obscure channels, contribute how you want.
I am interested in other people's commentary on Charlie Williams, I personally find him fascinating. Maybe it isn't like that with other people.