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Who /overemotional/ here?
Just cried in front of my 20 year old cousin at age 19 over a bad phone call with my mom. He and my dad say I take things too personally. But it feels like they still treat me like a kid. And deep down, they're probably right.
I just want to go away. Then they won't have to deal with me anymore.
You're not overemotional Dawson, you're just a pussy crybaby that no one likes.
>>28796722
Yeah, basically. I never noticed how easily I took offense to the smallest critisims.
>>28796859
Well you're a small dicked weak manlet who can't even compete with other white men.
>Texting person I like l
>They ask "why are you never busy?"
That's an easy one. They're lobbing soft balls at you.
>I don't take long to do things because I'm actually good at them.
>>28796709
Well you can't really be "good" at going to a party
Can we have thread for cute girls in normal situations? Nothing sexy, just average girls.
>>28796673
I've been thinking about this lately.
Are there any western women left that don't dress like sluts, but also don't wear tents?
Are there any left that look so naturally beautiful and modest that they look good without even trying?
>>28796868
see OP pic
marina "my dick is" diamonds
>>28797376
How old is that pic?
Also, how many women are like that now? It seems like they don't exist.
What is your experience with Latinas?
I haven't had a Latina gf yet (or any gf) but I'd really like one
>tfw no big booty Puerto Rican or Dominican wife who wears thongs
they have really nice buttholes
They are amazing, but really high maintenance.
Oh and the moment they smell weakness on you they take advantage of it.
But the sex is amazing, most of them cook and clean. Although the real Latinas
Source: I am Colombian
If I like lolis but joined a gay chat and talk gay and get aroused from gay does it mean I'm gay?
>>28796618
you're almost certainly gay
>>28796618
maybe senpai. Do you want to talk about it?
>>28796618
pedos are all gay, so yes you are gay
What drugs do you do and/or prefer?
As for me:
>weed
>coke
>occasionally MDMA and rarely LSD
>tried a few others like speed, ket, 2cb
Personally I love coke the most, it's perfect for any situation, fighting/meeting people/sitting at home or whatever.
It's a huge shame that it's too expensive and that it's cut to the max, but it beats weed and all other drugs.
MDMA is nice af but can't do it too often and it usually makes you feel apathic and tired the following days, but it's chill too.
>>28796540
also often drink alcohol, but I don't consider it a drug like the others even tho it should be counted as one either way
>>28796540
MDMA is the best drug for me, smoke weed everyday, loved LSD for a long time but my deteriorating mental stability is making it harder to enjoy to the point I had a bad trip for the first time after 15+ trips just a few weeks ago. I love k but dont get around to getting it as much since it's a little more effort than the others to acquire in my position.
I'll get comfy and talk drugs for a while.
>>28796653
MDMA is amazing, I don't get the urge to dance while I'm on other drugs but I'll just keep dancing all night if I'm on it (and smoke weed).
Mind to talk about that LSD bad trip - I'm gonna trip sometime soon.
desu I'm not sure if I've had good trips or bad trips the five times I've done it, those neverending hallucinations till u sleep make everything so shitty, I love the comeup and the following 4 hours, but it gets boring after that.
Is a grocery a vegetable? 100% English.
Are you retarded? she is saying that she bought a sandwich instead of going to the supermarket.
>>28796522
You made me laugh
>>28796475
You must be 18 or oIder to post here
>got banned for a year from my favorite bar on Saturday
>made some calls, managed to get the ban lifted
>now too nervous to go back because I'm scared I'll get myself banned again
How did you get banned anon
Nigga stop with that dickteasing and greentext what you did
tell us the story mate
Nerds think "fuckboy" means "effeminate guy who is subservient to women" when everyone else uses it to indicate a player who fucks a lot of chicks and doesn't care about relationships
Fuckboy has no intrinsic meaning beyond whatever qualities the person saying it doesn't like, this can mean "players" if it's said by a kv or a girl who recently got cheated on, or some guy who said something mean/critical about a girl, or the effeminate subservient guy if it's said by guys who didn't even make the cut to be effeminate subservient orbiter. It's also cultural appropriation of the far superior term "fuck nigga"
>>28796445
For girls, its a catch-all term for faggot bro-esque douchebags who are really unsubtle about their intentions to fuck them.
For guys, a fuckboy is denotes incompetence stupidity or poor social awareness.
>>28796523
>>28796583
Normal people: a fuckboy is the guy who cheats on you.
Robots: a fuckboy is the guy who is cheated on.
Face it, it's not due to the hairline.
Escortbro & Marina, Thread 8 when?
>>28796421
Until then, post similar looking qts ITT.
>>28796421
also scrolling through /r9k/ looking out for this. I don't care if he made her up, I somehow really enjoyed getting back some comfy feels from back when I used to dream about being with a girl
>>28796457
hnnng, pls continue
Name a better breed of dog than Australian Shepherd
You can't. It's the patrician dog breed.
>>28796384
>drueling
Border Collie.
What do I win?
>>28796622
*bends you over*
*slaps half hard dick on you*
Literally everything you need to become Chad:
>lift and otherwise get fit
>make some money
>overcome shyness and social anxiety
three. fucking. things. all of them googlable. all of them cheap if you're smart.
is that too much to ask of you? it's literally easier than spending all day on 4chan.
>>28796374
Yes it's too much to ask and it's not easier than sitting here browsing /r9k/.
Actually I just don't want to be Chad so I have little motivation.
>>28796374
But the image is right. The only problem western women really have these days is that Chad won't love them and hence won't date/commit to/marry them.
The 'fembot' phenomenon only exists because of that.
>>28796374
You also need a handsome face, something that is almost impossible to achieve. Even extensive facial surgery will most likely just end in you looking like shit.
If you ain't handsome(legit handsome, not /soc/ handsome), you ain't chad
Sorry I missed it yesterday.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt2dcyXsegY
>>28796344
Nice Elliot-dubs.
>>28796344
The day of retribution is my birthday
Elliot on jap tv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LBSSSizsNY
Are normal nonrobot women capable of feeling true loneliness?
Women can't even be robots in the first place.
>>28796348
Ugly women can be.
Yes. All the issues that you as a robot feel are felt by all people. The reason they feel it less is not due to any reason except that they open themselves up to others. Go in headstrong without worry or fear of judgement. Go in with the expectation that someone will be interested to meet a new person. Every person met is a new experience. And no new experience is bad. The only time someone would perceive it negatively is if you insulted or inflicted harm upon them.
Just be yourself robots. No one is expecting anything.
Chad over and out.
How do you get diagnosed and put on meds and given life advice?
Someone hold me.
There's no hope.
Meds can sometimes fuck you up worse than you were before, man.
Go to a psychiatrist
just be yoursefl
