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>tfw holding an envelope with five thousand dollars inside
Ey, any fembots wanna be my gf now?
>>25778640
>fembot
Why not just buy a prostitute? At least she will actually be good looking and know how to suck a mean dick.
>$5000
Great, we can be happy for a month and a half.
>>25778682
>a month and a half
Goddamn, that's nearly a year's worth of rent for me.
Why even try when you're never going to be number 1?
Is there pride in accepting that maybe you're just a normal person?
All my life I've been obsessed with being number 1 but at a certain point I realized that's just not possible. I hate being in second place at anything but I never ever actually win ever. I feel like I always hit last place.
How does one accept mediocrity?
You dont
Remember that no one wins silver, they lose gold
>>25778566
I just want to try my best and be the best I can be, even if it kills me.
I know there are people better than me and I respect them for it as it gives me something to aspire to.
>>25778566
You should try out for the Seals , but your defeatist attitude won't cut it.
>decide to go on 8th grade trip last minute
>assigned a different bus than the friends I would be staying in the hotel with
>havnt jacked off in two days and the stacys where extra whore ish towards the chads the whole trip becuase "muh no parents yolo xDDDD"
>get a rock hard boner on the ride to Boston
>realize its not going away anytime soon so I start to stroke it with my thumb and middle finger
>realize I might be able to cum while doing this
>stare at the floor and continue rubbing my dick for a few mins
>notice guys behind me are watching me and whispering to each other
>internally i was shitting my self but I managed to stay cool
>slowly decreas the range of my jerking untill its nothing more than a my thumb moving
>slowly lean back allowing my shorts to be pulled up revealing me scratching my thigh
>guy behind me stands up and leans towards me "lol jesus dude i thought you were jacking off anon!"
>mfw
>>25778551
Wicked save, dude.Did you cum?
>>25778616
yep.
quite proud of myself honestly
>>25778551
>8th grade
>going to universal studios for a school trip
>sitting across chad and stacy on the bus
>stacy pretends to fall asleep on chads lap
>head of his dick is sticking out from the waistband
>stacy is licking his dick
>he ejaculates on her
>i'm the only witness
>getting off the bus
>she smears the jizz all over her face and claims its sunscreen
Should i have said something?
what would robots do in an event of a shooting rampage?
>>25778486
Pull the trigger
kill normies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3wBMFQKBL0
Why don't you climb to the top robots?
You just need to be brave :3
chad just brings a ladder
Because Chad had a rich dad. By the time you climb to the top, you find that Chad's dad dropped him in via helicopter and he already deflowered the girl.
>>25778450
Chad demands that they jump out of the tree, and they do.
Why can't prostitutes just be legal?
I'm so lonely, bros.
>>25778251
Because you live in the wrong country.
Choose your destination and go on a trip:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostitution_by_country
>>25778330
Which country do you recommend? I don't wanna get robbed
>>25778251
They wont fix the loneliness. Youll just bang her, cum, feel relaxed for a while and then afterwards youll return to your pitiful existence.
There is no escaping this hell.
roll your fate
singles: your autism increases each post
dubs: unlocks friend
trips: unlocks gf
quads: unlocks sex
kaksoist ddddd
Goddamnit alright let's do this.
>>25778231
rolling for dubs.
nice meme btw.
should I date a bronco fan
>pic related
>>25778212
you have no idea where you are
Fuck off Ravens cunt. You guys suck and Joe Flacco is a pussy.
>>25778604
calm down browns
>>25778429
im seeking advice in a non-rule breaking fashion, i know exactly where I am young man
Can we post videos and stories of girls being cute/nice?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UOUKRbRiww
the second they are offscreen they're sucking on dicks like their life depended on it
>>25778432
>japanese
>having sex
wew lad
>DUDE KAWAI xD LMAO
fuck off
What's up, 20yo KV.
Turning 21 in like 2 months and I'm gonna go bar hopping when I'm off work sometimes. I have a huge dick and idk if I can use that to pull pretty girls. I'm awkward but average looking and I can usually hide my true power level
One more pic, can't do timestamp right this second
would choke with it
Might post face pic but I shouldn't
>ywn be good will hunting
>>25777880
I have a good will and I hunt for cock, does that count?
>wanting to star in some shitty ron howard flick
faggot
>>25777972
that'll do pig. that'll do.
Drug hate thread? Drug hate thread.
(Alcohol counts as a drug)
>tfw live in CO
>people on the street smell like weed (before and after legalization)
>Calitards moving here to smoke weed and steal our precious water
>retard brother stinks up the whole house with weed and thinks it's okay
We need new shaming tactics...
Skunk breath?
Drugs are great
What robot doesn't want to escape from the world for a short while all while lowering your life expectancy?
have you tried driving high? it feels like you're invincible and you're all chilled out. great for impacts.
>>25777906
I don't, but I'm an actually robot not a cyborg.
Why do you suffer for feelings? Makes no sense.
http://daughterofeurope.tumblr.com/
>I am a young British Girl that has submitted herself to the power of Muslim Men. Years ago i was enlightened and shown the straight path, ever since then It has become clear to me that my sole purpose in life is to serve...
What do you think? I've been following her for years, she gangbangs muslims and now shes pregnent
>>25777670
>she gangbangs muslims and now shes pregnent
"She" is a British lad with a cuckold fetish.
I have already noticed that trend on porn sites.
It's white American men who have that BBC fetish, European cuckoldry is always about Muslims.
>>25777670
Taking BMC without being called out for it while also having kids and being supported somehow?
It's the perfect setup.
>>25777753
I wonder what Latino or Indian Cuckery is like
Alright faggots, what do I say to her? Dubs decides.originalblox
>>25777666
Why can't you fit your face shoulders and torso into one photo
>>25777666
Checked.
You should probably just decide what to say yourself or you can ask her if she wants to see your dinosaur collection.
>>25777666
kill yourself kiddo
>someone knocks on the door
>instantly feel physically sick
>Phone rings
>Not parents
>Can't bring myself to pick it up
Just text me damnit.
>>25778232
Who the fuck calls you besides parents? Im jealous desu
>>25777571
>stranger comes up to me and asks me a question
>maintains full eye contact while I answer
>begin speaking quickly and start to turn 3/4 of the way through the answer
