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DO you think the wodaabe tribe would let in white people?
>Wives are cool with their husbands having more than one wife
>cute chicks
>it is ok for men to wear dresses and makeup
>it is cool for men and women to have open relationships
>you can steal another mans wife and everyone will be chill about it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dm1tN3SmDWs
>>25783995
Why the fuck would any one with an ounce of decency want that?
white civilization is so gay, you have to, like, control your bestial urges and respect others n shit smdh
>>25784053
white civilization is too constricting
>go to Japan
>"WHITE PIGGU GO HOOOOOOME!!!"
Go home then.
>>25783777
weebs btfo by based nips
>all the cool stores say no foreigners
>mfw all processed food is "engineered" to maximize euphoria
>mfw the food industry refers to this as the "bliss point" of a food product
>mfw they also engineer foods to make you hungry/thirsty for more
>mfw over 90% of food in supermarkets is designed to make you addicted
>mfw this strategy really took off in the late 70's
>mfw this is the main reason we have an obesity/diabetes epidemic today
>mfw people still eat poisonous shit on a daily basis
Stop being cucks and eat whole foods (mostly lean protein and non-starchy vegetables). Cut out sugar. Also, call the food industry out on their shit and demand better food.
Seriously, try eating chicken and vegetables for a week. Your hunger will vanish. You will have to REMIND yourself to eat.
This is how we are supposed to be as humans.
>>25783499
>Cut out sugar
I would say cut out processed sugar. Humans need sugar. It's better to get it from fruits and such. So:
>cut out sugar except non-processed stuff
Otherwise I think you're spot-on op.
'You're a dingus and clearly know nothing about anything. die.
Is canned tuna okay because that protein to calorie ratio is on point senpai
>tfw no cutie NEET bf to lie in bed with and kiss while simultaneously stroking one another's stiff cocks and occasionally grinding the tips and shafts together between little gasps and groans of excited pleasure
Are you around Minneapolis senpai?
tfw cute neet boy but no bf/gf
>tfw no filthy weebshit friend to smoke weed and play JRPGs with
:(
1. Ass
2. Face
3. Feet
4. Tits
5. Legs
1. Not being fat
>>25783225
i love ass n tiddies equally senpai
>>25783243
this
the only traits I find attractive are not being fat and having a cute face, I don't care about the rest
>Hey anon
>I heard about your mommy passing away
>So can i like take her clothes for free?
https://youtu.be/jeA92wf05Gg?t=51s
>>25783071
The way that dude's voice cracksface it, if you had the tact and lack of shame for it you'd consider it too. That's business kid, take advantage of people's emotional weaknesses to have them give you their money
>>25783329
>face it, if you had the tact and lack of shame for it you'd consider it too.
No i wouldn't, roastie.
The way he fucken looks at her. It's so absurd.
>I'm so passionate about vintage fashion
What a lying bitch.
>tfw sticking coke and mentos up your ass
Feel like this?
>>25783860
what the fuck is this? rape in a dungeon by a tentacle monster?
>>25783872
I think it was by a fat pig monster. Actually I can't remember it came out like 1 year ago and I only know about the meme references not the actual show itself.
>guy cums in girl's mouth
>he kisses her
>Fucking
>guy pulls out and stand over the girl
>jacks off for 5 fucking minutes
>finally cums
>weak dribble
Why the fuck don't they just edit that shit? I don't watch porn to watch the guy jerk off in the general direction of the bitch. At the very least have here finish it off if dude needs a handy to cum. Or again, edit that shit.
>the girl is too attractive and then I cant imagine myself as the guy in the situation
everytime..
>>25782806
thats pretty pathetic m8
Tell be your best snail-related joke, /r9k/.
I'll go first.
>Why did the snail go out to drink?
>Because it wanted to get out of its shell.
>What do you call a dead hooker
>a dead prostitute
>why was the snail asked to leave
>because it was a nigger
>Where do you find giants nails?
>On the end of giant's fingers.
how do I assert my dominance over Chad
It's hard but possible. You need to outsmart the Chad somehow. It depends on the context, you and the Chad.
>>25781971
put penis is boipucci
>>25781971
This desu senpai
Originalroo commentorama
>tfw you realize everybody's issue here stems from single parents
>>25781943
yes
aboriginal condom
>>25781943
i lived with both of my parents
but my mother had the brain of a child and my dad was a beta with minor aspergers
eh, not all of us
it would be safer to say adults in general are the reason why we are fuck ups
pedos, teachers, parents, uncles, doctors, adults exist solely to make children suffer
Why are there so many racist assholes on 4chan?
Is this what people are really like irl but they hide it to be politically correct?
Or is it just the kind of scum that is attracted to this shithole?
>>25780636
Did you know I share a birthday with that man?
>>25780636
bit of both probably
>>25780636
NSA shills ruining free speech + useful idiots who play along.
How do I conquer shyness?
I have no friends. I've never come close to getting a girlfriend. I can't make friends online. I really want a friend but I just get so nervous.
Even doing basic stuff like waiting in line at the grocery store and talking to the cashier makes me want to cry. I would rather be lost than have to ask a stranger for directions. Talking on the phone makes me want to throw up.
I don't want to live like this.
there's no fix
get a prescription for anti-anxiety drugs and hope for the best
I'm almost 30 and about the same. I've overcome it enough to hold small conversations, get jobs and support myself, but I've never been the first to talk to someone in my entire life. Don't have any advice...just put yourself in places where people might talk to you anyway I guess. I have never been able to get over it. Have hardly any friends and no gf obviously but I'm content enough.
Starting a thread because the other one looks gay
Just spent my last 5 bux to get these fuckers. But at least it will last a couple hours.
What r u losers drinking?
>>25779307
I'll write some lines in the meanwhile
A promise made by the brilliance of light.
A promise made reminded of every day and night.
To speak to god as his child I don't waste my breath
For when I was born I was promised death.
These are really good. By really good, I mean only slightly worse than the shitty margaritas served by shitty mexican restaurants on $2 margarita night.
I got a 40 of PBR but I ate toco bell so I was drinking it too slow. I have a pint of UV vodka and a 20oz bottle of Gatorade. I'm drinking the Gatorade and filling it back up with vodka every time the volume gets down to the end of the round part of the top of the bottle. This should get me drunk within one cs go match and I can finish the beer later.
Describe your situation with a line from a song.
>She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys, that she calls friends
>>25778451
>I hate myself and I want to die
What's the point of this robot, it inhibits more than it helps.
>>25778561
What else can I do?
>>25778597
Not you, the unoriginal comment shit.
