>Be me
>Meet qt
>Not immediately attracted to her
>Start hanging out with her
>Become attached
>tfw this is the first time you've been emotionally attached to another human being in years
>Confess my love
>She wants to stay close friends
>FriendZoned.gif
>Eventually accept friendship
>Try to hang out with her
>She has two annoying friends
>Be me
>Talking to qt about something
>Annoying friend #1 starts talking
>Accuses me of threatening rape
>I must have lost control and let something slip
>Attempt to explain my mental health issues
>Annoying friend #2 suddenly starts crying
>WhatTheFuckIsItThisTime.jpg
>Claims to be mentally unstable and, by her logic, that means that I'm perfectly fine in the head
>Claims that I "triggered" her
>mfw she's a SJW
>She starts whining about some emo shit
>I eventually walk away, fearing that the qt may also get pissed
>tfw annoying friends are going to feed bullshit into qt's head over the weekend
Why do I even bother?
Nothing is wrong with the qt herself and she seems fine with me, but her friends are out to kill me.
What did u say specifically?
>>25789132
I honestly can't remember, anon.
There's times when I let things slip from the back of my mind and I instantly forget what I just said.
The qt is fine with it, but her friends? They throw vaginal tantrums whenever something like this happens.
>>25789114
>>Be me
Kill yourself back to reddit.
Why do peple move out of their parents home? The only advantage I see is you can bring people over to have sex and not be disturbed (which is no concern for me) I don't understand why you would want to move out, if I ever moved to another city/nation in would bring my mom with me to wash my dishes and clothes and stuff.
>>25789073
because not every bodies parents are nice people
lol loser. no pussy loser lol. r u to poor to give your money away to a landlord lol?
I was more or less left no option. Day I got my associate's, she put my dog down, helped me look for a place to live for maybe two hours and then wished me the best of luck because she moved in with her abusive boyfriend.
About 15 months later and here I am.
Explain why I shouldn't buy another bottle of bourbon in 5 words or less.
>>25788694
Drugs are better. Or pizza
>>25788694
Omae wa mou shindeiru
>>25788694
hangovers suck
I can't take this anymore /r9k/
I'm so fucking depressed
Every day it's the same shit.
>wake up
>browse 4chan for 12 hours
>eat, shit
>go to bed
>repeat
This has been going on for months
I thought being a NEET was supposed to be good
>he's only been a neet for months
so get a job then?
start playing vidya and working out.
>Raised by a single mother
>Hated normies
>Never had a successful relationship, hated women
>Few friends
>Sickly and weak all of his life
>Spent much of his life on neetbux provided by pension, never fell into wagecuckoldry
>Understood reality as a system of perspectives with no objective truth
>Found that rationality was a...
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>>25788565
>his oneitis cucked him
>>25788575
I know right? He's basically the epitome of this board.
The only difference is he claimed to revel in his suffering. Until he went mad.
>>25788565
forgot to mention
>hated and mocked by most of his peers, only became famous and successful on his deathbed
I browse this board almost everyday. I'm a fucking loser and I'm taking classes at a community college for a shitty degree that will get me nowhere.
But out of fucking nowhere, suddenly I have two girlfriends and we have threesomes. One designs games and the other is a programmer.
What the fuck happened?
Pic related, I'm into feet and I took a picture of both of them laying down after we had sex.
>>25788157
good for you anon. It turns out actually doing something with your life will cause you to meet people
are they bisexual or what?
Story
How did it happen?
>>25788157
Looks like you found two women who are just as worthless and undesirable as yourself, OP.
Good job.
any ex sex worker or johns willing to tell thier story or give advice to bots?
Yeah, I'd like to hear, too. If anyone has any experience with backpage I'd love some tips.
>>25788110
i want to know too anon,we all do
>>25788097
In 2015 I was always sad and tired. I have not fucked a girl for 3 years so in april I decided to call a prostitute in my city (I live in Spain).
The first one was a brazilian blonde bitch. I was nervous as fuck but as soon I kissed and hugged her everythng turnt out great. I came in her mouth and I began to laugh incontrollably. Payed her 80 euros after a great hour of pornstar sex. We even showered together. Pic related is her.
My "depression" went away and I could go on with my work and...
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>"yes anon, i'm going to see him, but i really like you, and i can assure that it's not abput choosing between you and him"
T-that's it, right guys?
i'm going to get cuck'd right?
>>25788095
Yeah man, if you don't break up with her right now she'll never respect you and continue to walk over you.
Should've stopped her when you still could.
I enjoy seeing normies getting cucked.
explain the situation, anon-kun
what type toys do you anons have?
Mostly video games
As far as sex toys, just a hitachi magic wand.
I'm considering getting some kind of dildo but it's hard to find small ones with monstrous features that don't look mammalian. I've heard too many bad reviews of Bad Dragon to consider ordering from them.
>>25787985
what did the reviews say?
Why is it so much more common to guys to reroll as girls than vice versa?
Doesn't make sense with all that male privilege.
>>25787911
Being a man is stressful.
>>25787911
Most white men are pretty feminine for the most part, so it makes for a much easier choice for some
Why the fuck has nobody told me adderall was pretty much IRL god mode?
>>25787873
If you think it's impressive now, try jacking off
>>25787962
Going for it my dude
>>25787873
How does it help with socializing? I always took my methyl-phenidate for learning.
Are white women the Devil's creation to torment us men?
No! It is only in your minds. Be a man or be pathetic.
>>25787773
Fuck off roastie
Go suck Chad's cock
>>25787717
Yep. He also made some defective ones in other colors; less manipulative only by nature of having less beauty to work with.
>tfw 5'9 manlet
>tfw self-conscious about my height everywhere I go
I'm 4'11''
That is all.
conor mcgregor is 5ft9 so fuck off
Vladimir Putin is 5'6
Met a girl yesterday in a group of people, and we talked a little bit
Now all I can do is think about her and us cuddling and me playing with her hair and us being together
Everytime a girl gives me the slightest bit of attention I fall head over heels in love fuck fuck fuck fuck
Why can't I just be normal and not fall in love with every girl I meet
Pic unrelated
>>25787507
>Why can't I just be normal and not fall in love with every girl I meet
because you are DESIGNATED
i know that feel
also, when you have frequent eyecontact with grills and later you regret not making a move thinking: shes probably looking at someone behind me or shes just being shocked how big of a failure i am
Talk yo more women
Late night PC thread. Post your speccy and what games you are currently playing.
Heres my rig. i54690k and GTX970.
How long'd that take you? Looks very clean.
Still have a gtx 460 because games fucking suck, nowadays.
Though, I am upgrading to be able to play XCOM 2 and TW3.
>>25787443
Thought it was an empty case at first desu
My insides look like a fucking disaster since I never bothered to arrange them properly after I started upgrading components every year or so.