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I keep getting random spikes were I want to kill myself. I've been happy all day and now all of a sudden I'm thinking about killing myself and thinking depressing thoughts.
What's wrong with me?
i feel you man
i'll be chillin watching tv or something, and then suddenly I'm thinking about grabbing the shotgun in the closet and blowing my head off
though, I quit smoking today, so I've wanted to blow my head off all day
good luck, don't kill yourself, it's a waste
>>25794203
I really want to stop it. I think I might cave in eventually. I really want to know if there's anything wrong with and if there's a specific reason why I keep having these thoughts
Let me just leave this here to help
To all redditors on this board: how does it feel your website is literally an insult here?
Because mainstream reddit culture is horseshit and pretty much all big subreddits are horrible.
Still, for me it is a good website to keep up with games/ lifestyles/ bands I am interested in.
>>25794156
Insult us all you like. We'll see how funny you find it when we make trump president.
Smaller niche subs are really good though. All of the larger subs are shit. It's a great place if you have one interest that a 4chan board doesn't focus on.
>tfw no fat gf to feed until she's immobile and have fat degenerate sex every day with
>tfw probably the only person here with this desire
...any fat grils here willing to do this with me?
>tfw you will never drink milk from a bbw
>>25794119
Dangit anon stop making me feel these feels
>>25794758
you will be forced to feel them as I am
Yeeeaah yuuuh
TRUCK STOP QUICKIE YEEEYUUUHHH
we would get high as fuck
>>25794106
whose this box noots
ask him for some oil/wax, put it atop my bowl, and take some bong rips with him
If you're a guy who's banged other girls before getting married you don't deserve to marry a virgin girl. Only a virgin guy deserves to marry a virgin girl. A girl who's taken other dicks also doesn't deserve a virgin guy providing for her either.
Agree/Disagree?
Discuss
>>25794091
Girls don't value virginity in men so it doesn't work like that. If anything the pussy crusher is more experienced and deserves the virgin girl, while the beta virgin guy deserves the slut.
>>25794114
The girls who preserve their virginity don't want diseased, degenerate guys marrying them. Only sluts want that kind of dick inside of them. You sound like you have no life experience and base everything you say off of /r9k/ logic.
>>25794154
They do want experienced men though. Virginity in men is usually a huge red flag and often comes with a lot of other undesirable traits.
>More well read than any of my friends
>In better shape than any of them
>Speak French and Spanish in addition to English
>very cultured in both classical films, and animated cinematography
>still no gf
Whats a boy supposed to do?
Try being an aggressive asshole
it's called charisma, boya
>>25793883
What part of 'Be Chad' don't you understand?
What are the /r9k/ approved hobbies?
What are your hobbies, robots?
weight lifting
train spotting
it's definitely normie free
professional party games
Who all is up for some chicken?
>>25793604
AHHHHH GIMMIE DA CHICKEN NAOOOOO
I am
where are those robots who wanted to meet up at Wingstop?
>>25793905
Red Six standing by
I had an imaginary friend as a kid, due to being a weird retard.
I started "fucking" it when I became a teenager, this would basically be me lying there pretending things would happen to me.
I got a boyfriend.
I fucked my imaginary friend last night while I have a boyfriend.
Is it cheating?
I should clarify that I didn't set out to fuck it last night, but put on an old movie I was nostalgic about, remembered him, invoked the fellow and things escalated.
I'll just consider it hands free masturbation and continue.
>cucking your boyfriend with an imaginary dick
God damn the nerve of these roasties
Reminder if your favorite pokemon is a fire, dragon, electric, or water type then you're a beta cuckold who will always be a virgin
Scraggy is my favorite because he's cute.
>>25793544
Pokemon is dead, Yokai Watch forever!
>>25793544
Mine is audino, so i'm definitely not a beta cuck.
Enjoying your weekend wagie? Better make the last 2 days count
>>25793496
Joke's on you. I'm a grad student. I'm never getting a job.
>>25793496
Thishat was bought with NEETbux funded by the wagies that this post applies to.
Thanks NEETfriend. I am. Playing bloodborne with a friend. Shes never beat it yet and I'm rooting her on.
Would the world be a better place if art and philosophy majors killed themselves?
>>25793412
probably
source: philosophy major
>>25793412
Yeah.
Apparently, just agreeing is not original enough.
>>25793412
The world would be a better place if the school system was overhauled and scam majors didn't even exist.
It sounds childish but I find school to be so fucking frustrating. Even at a college level pretty much all you do is pay 5k to look at slideshows every week, and you HAVE to show up or you lose a good 25% of your grade. The classroom environment is the absolute worst way to learn anything. The fact that you have to get up early is reason enough that it is shit, how the fuck are you suppose to absorb any information when you are tired? I could go on and on.
>One chance at life
>Born in Australia
>>25793340
oy m8 ur fuked
>>25793340
>One chance at loife
>Born an abbo
>>25793340
start shitposting and things will sort themselves out
>you will never live out your most impossible weird sexual fantasy
>>25793305
so... having a gf?
>>25793305
I know that, it hurts anon ;-;
>incredibly tokophobic
>antinatalist
>lactation fetish
Fuck your shit
Why is being bullied such a traumatic experience to people? It seems to fuck peoples life up forever
The weak are bullied.
because there is so much expected of us as men that when something stomps on our self-esteem so much (and publicly at that) it just ruins us forever
I was bullied in HS too and I didn't even realize how severely it affected me until after I graduated
>>25793283
Because at an early age most people are told to be themselves and express their interests. Then afterwards they proceed to be ridiculed and beaten for a physical or a personality trait that they may not be able to change. Basically they get fucked up for being them. Like me for example. I've had poor eyesight since I was 4, and I'm a ginger. In my elementary school I was 1 of 2 gingers in the whole school, so me and this other girl were singled out everyday.
