>You can do ANYTHING you want to your bully from school
What do you do?
>>25338630
let him live till 120y
Ask if I can lick his feet again.
>>25338630
Flay him alive
>pic related
ITT: Pictures of people we come in contact with on an almost daily basis that we fap to
He doesn't kno I like him and he is khv
He makes me wet
She works in restaurant in the hotel I work at
>>25338624
ugly OP
>>25338854
kinda cute
who /celibate/ for the new year?
i swear im gonna make it
But why? What will it do for you?
By "celibate" you mean not having sex? Very funny, OP.
Same here. I'll harness all my emotions and mold myself into a cold bitter productive machine.
No more whining, no more caring.
Morrissey was/is literally a robot.
"My greatest aspiration was to make it through the coming week, Morrissey told Rookie magazine of his teenage years."
"As a teenager I found life to be inevitably disgusting, and I could see no humanity in the human race."
"I had never known such a thing previously. My life as a teenager was so relentlessly foul that I still can't believe I actually survived it. Perhaps I didn't..." he added."
"Anyway, I see humans as essentially solitary creatures, and this is not...
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nobody famous is a robot
Marriage only "accentuates the loneliness, because you have effectively allowed the state to determine your obligations to someone, as if you can't trust and manage your own feelings by yourself."
"I have no vision of the future. I never have. There is nothing to consider other than today. I'm saving tranquility for when I'm dead."
"If you think that we all step through a door marked Adult, or that we sign a Grown-Up Document, you're quite wrong. We remain as we always were, and that, alas, is one of life's many...
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>famous
>homosexual
both these prevent being a robot
Have you guys ever downloaded a PC game and then just returned it to the store you bought it at?
I'm thinking of doing that with my copy of starwars battlefront3 and returning it to Walmart.
Do you think they'll take it?
>>25338541
If you want a 100% success rate, take it to a Gamestop. They give less money, but they won't check anything. I don't know about Walmart or Target.
Sup r9k
After studying a pre college course online & dealing with crippling social anxiety, being a beta Faggot for around 5 years, I finally decided to do something with my life and apply for late January entry to a university.
>Got accepted.
>has exchange year to U.S.A or Australia, as part of degree.
What are you doing in 2016 robots?
>Pic unrelated.
>>25338533
>What are you doing in 2016 robots?
Move ~3000 miles with parents
Once I finish college and move, throw my resume at theNSAsee if they want me.
Get rejected because I am failure.
Cry in parents basement or attic.
Probably find a retail job to dull the pain.
Looks like a fun year...
So let me get this straight
>This board is full of hopeless virgins that cry about their sad life
>Yet despise, trash and blame all women for their misfortunes via calling them sluts, roasties and braindeads
Simply..
>>25338525
youve got it backwards faggot
we've been shit on, rejected and ignored by women our entire lives and thats the reason we trash them
>Want to loose some weight
>change diet
>less meat and carbohydrate
>mostly vegetarian
>shit starts to stink horribly
Can somone explain?
stinky poo means healthly poo
>she loves you
>you love her
>you wake up
funny you mentioned that. had a dream just like that last night. never have felt as happy in a long time. but that's just how it is I suppose, no use feeling anything
>"Hey Anon, do you have any plans for new year' eve? Oh no, I'm not doing much either. I mean my friends want me to go to this party with them, but I don't really feel like. Hey, if you want to do something, I mean just you and me, then I'd be down to hang out or whatever. If you don't want to it's fine, I get it. I just know I won't enjoy myself if I'm not with you."
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ogmgeu4oSI]
>>25338608
oh man I love these threads!
Thank you Mallorie-chan
>"Anon! Sorry I've been looking around for you everywhere. The clock's about to count down, and, well, I mean if you aren't with anybody I was wondering if you would like to, I mean if you want to maybe kiss me for new years?"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0cSPTOFOgo]
>"Huh? Oh no, I was just thinking. I mean. Well. Look Anon I know it's good to have a little self-doubt and be critical of yourself to an extent, but I really don't think the way you see yourself is healthy. I mean the more I've gotten to know you these past weeks the more I realize what a great person you are. And I'm not just saying that. I can tell that you mean what you say, and that you don't act in a way that contradicts the things you say. You're a rare find, for me at least. But really, I get this impression that...
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oh haiyo ^__^ just came her after hearing the sad twitter frog was created her...
so tell me what other kinds of memeds do you guys have here?
my face when nobody is replying;..... they said there would be memes here!!!
>>25338486
y-you t-too se-senpai
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Lets face it, there is going to be less and less jobs as time goes on, for many reasons. Like automation, and jobs getting shipped overseas. A college bubble thats bursting, and now officially more lower-class people than middle and upper in America. And don't forget, any NEET-bux you may be getting will be on the chopping block.
If you take a van, fix it up so its like a movable apartment room, and have a job, and access to a 24 hour fitness type place for access to showers, you could probably save a bunch of money and actually save up each month rather than living...
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>>25338417
in the u.s. the amount of jobs available is projected to increase, especially when they boomers retire and need healthcare till they die. Look at the bureau of labor statistics. If the number of jobs will adjust based on influx of illegal immigrants or not I dont know, but if no more illegals are allowed in then it should balance. Our economy is growing more polarized, you are right, but standard of living has gone up for everyone. The tax dodging and unfair wealth distribution are just a few policy changes away,...
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>>25338417
in 2015 in america there are 120.8 million middle class. there are 121.3 million upper and lower class people combined of which 21% are upper income yet 29% are lower income.
-PEW research center
>>25339575
"The standard of living has gone up for everyone"
Since when
How socially acceptable is it to lose your virginity to a hooker? Also, permavirgin thread.
>>25338346
a virgin probably shouldnt see a whore
the nerves will almost certainly prevent boner
>>25338346
I lost my virginty with a hooker
shit was cash, picked the grill like something you would buy on amazon. Paid 80eu for 30mins. Came twice while she didn't but that's a whore for you.
Don't tell people, just make up a story. My friend made the mistake of telling everyone about it, and all the girls in our group ridiculed him behind his back.
I say go for it robocopter
Go for it. I did it. Just don't tell anyone.
Scenario:
ONE criminal act you're capable to physically/mentally/financially perform at this point will go unpunished.
What would it be?
pic unrelated, just some cute dog
Stab my next door neighbor who is blaring his fucking shitty ass nigga music.
i would rape him, but raping is only fuck if there is a chance to get caught
>>25338369
>rob bank
I need the money senpai. I figure I could get a few hundred thousand from a bank, and that'd be more than enough to start getting my life on track.
>>25338414
I'd do this too, I mean it isn't even that hard to do, the only problem is it's super easy for you to get caught.
>make some faggot thread on /b/ about the universe being a simulation that I monitor
>faggots genuinely believe me and continuously ask questions
Fucking kek
>>25338301
None of them believe you fucking autist, they just play along for those sweet r/4chan caps.
You're being mocked by redditors right now.
>>25338477
Why do those faggots even have a thingy for 4chan?
Fucking niggers I hate them all
>>25338527
Because we're a target of derision.
"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win."
We will win.