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What is the first thing you would do if you woke up tomorrow and all of 4chan was shut down permanently?
Go on reddit, I guess. Or maybe try out one of the other chans.
>>25342419
Maybe migrate to another chan.
Maybe just find something else to do with my spare time.
Honestly I have no friends outside of this place.
>>25342419
literally everyone would migrate over to 8ch so it doesn't matter.
>mfw I will never have sex again
>again
pffft normie you don't know suffering
That's okay, man. I'll never have sex so you're on a higher ground
>>25342434
I kinda do. My first time was with some chick at an airport who liked my shirt.
JEB FOR PRESIDENT
>>25342392
WE CAN HELP JEB. HE CAN BE THE ONE TO STUMP THE TRUMP. GATHER ROUND ROBOTS AND HELP OUR ONE TRUE LEADER
>>25342392
probably the closest thing to a robot in the race now that Lindsay Graham is out
>>25342762
I see him more as a failed Chad.
>Almost 2016
Still not a minimalist tech nomad?
Still a consumerist-materialist shill?
Still not living off the grid, on the move and exploring your own creativity with a QT Loyal girl?
Still submitting into wage-slavery rape daily?
2015 is running out. 2016 will be brutal.
>>25342352
>on the move
I sympathize with the desire to not drown in a bunch of expensive crap that you don't really need, and to safeguard one's privacy in this oversharing age. But I just don't have wanderlust in my veins. I want to have a place that's mine and that I can come back to and feel comfortable in. Whenever I've traveled, after a week or at most two, I'm incredibly homesick and want nothing more than to sleep in my own bed. Living an itinerant "life on the move" sounds like a neverending hell to me.
>>25342503
>>25342503
This
Vacations are fun but I don't want to b homesick
>>25342352
>Still not a minimalist tech nomad?
I could literally do that, and want to move out and the cheaper rents across Europe appeals to me.
Except for the fact that I am terrified of speaking or interacting with people.
How can a socially retarded loner ever hope to do this?
Just a heads up to all you straight neets gtfo of this place. it literally turns you gay or bi sexual. with all the girl dick and boi pussy threads that is constantly spammed, it starts to seep into your mind just because you frequent this place so much. i stop browsing this place for one month and got my manhood back and sexual identity, there are people on here that are trying to turn you gay or a feminine man just like how bad the race baiting is. stop fucking browsing this place and start up martial arts, run, bike, fuck it even go to reddit and find a subreddit you like. anywhere is better than this poison. there is hope anons but get out while you still have a small part of sanity and humanity left.
Underrated thread t.b.h.
Literally doesn't matter what sexuality you are as a robot you're NEVER going to lose that virginity.
It's all the same thing just in the other direction senpai
Being c ucked is the literal worst. It just goes to show that even someone who you think is perfect can have flaws too. I don't believe that they actually cared about me for one second. You guys were right. Never trust normies.
Greentext the story you dolt
>>25342298
No, being cucked is second worst
Worst is never having the ability to be cucked, as in, no gf
>Never trust normies
Should I take your word for this?
Oldfags, reminiscence and tell us how your lives are!
> first visited 4chan end of 2005
> /b/ and /s/ were so cash
> took part in few of the raids (Habbo hotel and I think some talk show hosts)
> LOIC was the word
> was here for the first iteration of /r9k/
> fuck you moot for killing and splitting up what was the only good community for Bojack Horsemen of the society
> graduated community college with a shit-tier IT degree, after having dropped out of 2 good-tier universities in my country
> started my own company, which is still failing and not earning livable profit after 2 years of miserable existence
> still a handholdless virgin 10 years later drinking wine alone in my room at my mom's place
> photo is of a ganguro who was spammed hard on /s/ when I first joined (Juno from Silkypico)
So, how were the last 10 years for you?
>>25342273
I've been playing videogames and going to school
>>25342273
It's sad that you consider any of this noteworthy.
>got here in 2008 right after ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
>boxxy
>left /b/ for greener pastures (/v/)
>branched out from there to /a/
>then /r9k/ and /new/
>both died, wanted to beat up moot
>/pol/ comes out
>gets deleted
>comes back
>tons of memes and shit
>got to talk to some famous people a couple times (I helped translate a Touno Mamare thread on /a/)
>I miss moot a lot
Oldfags, reminiscence and tell us how your lives are!
> first visited 4chan end of 2005
> /b/ and /s/ were so cash
> took part in few of the raids (Habbo hotel and I think some talk show hosts)
> LOIC was the word
> was here for the first iteration of /r9k/
> fuck you moot for killing and splitting up what was the only good community for Bojack Horsemen of the society
> graduated community college with a shit-tier IT degree, after having dropped out of 2 good-tier universities in my country
> started my own company, which is still failing and not earning livable profit after 2 years of miserable existence
> still a handholdless virgin 10 years later drinking wine alone in my room at my mom's place
> photo is of a ganguro who was spammed hard on /s/ when I first joined (Juno from Silkypico)
So, how were the last 10 years for you?
>>25342273
I've been playing videogames and going to school
>>25342273
It's sad that you consider any of this noteworthy.
>got here in 2008 right after ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
>boxxy
>left /b/ for greener pastures (/v/)
>branched out from there to /a/
>then /r9k/ and /new/
>both died, wanted to beat up moot
>/pol/ comes out
>gets deleted
>comes back
>tons of memes and shit
>got to talk to some famous people a couple times (I helped translate a Touno Mamare thread on /a/)
>I miss moot a lot
Is Yeb the most /r9k/ candidate to run for office?
Lindsey Graham doesn't count, he's /lgbt/
>>25342264
most r9k is ben carson
>>25343660
>brain surgeon
yep sure is r9k
>>25342264
what kind of a name is "Jeb"?
What kind of faggot names their kid "Jeb"?
Is Yeb the most /r9k/ candidate to run for office?
Lindsey Graham doesn't count, he's /lgbt/
>>25342264
most r9k is ben carson
>>25343660
>brain surgeon
yep sure is r9k
>>25342264
what kind of a name is "Jeb"?
What kind of faggot names their kid "Jeb"?
What the fuck happened to the R9K minecraft server? Looking for some autistic faggots to play with.
>>25342259
overran by squealing 9 year olds
I only have the ps3 version familia :/
>>25342546
PSN?
robots, which of these things is the worst thing about me to you: that I am female, that I am half polynesian, or that I am slightly chubby?
Thanks!
>>25342247
I dated a girl who was all three, then broke up with me to be a transman.
>>25342247
Chubby, if you were a skinny girl I wouldn't hate you because at least you would know you're role in life
That you're shitting up my board with yet another godawful "I HAVE A VAGINA" thread
where is your god now, faggots?
not even Katya, faggot
>>25342245
Her breasts aren't very shapely. Small is fine, but there is no definition, it barely looks like a girl's boob.
>>25342260
>salty-ness confirmed
Denial is not just a river in Egypt, Anon.
ITT: sibling hate thread
I hate my older sister so much, I haven't talked to her more than 16 months.
i like my sister. she buys me alcohol
> sisters are sjws
> argue logically about why we shouldn't let the government spy on us
> they call me psychotic
> say it doesn't matter if I'm spied on because I'm a white male so they'd never do anything to me
> say the core issue is racism
> realize there's no reasoning with them
> snap and call them retarded (they are)
> suddenly I'm the bad guy
I think the only reason they argue the "I got nuttin to hide mayne" thing is because they think they're too stupid to use encryption and such.
That's a falsehood. It's easy as fuck to set up encryption and avoid software that spies on you.
If you see this thread then the mod isn't a cuck and he's alright
if it got deleted then he's a SJW tumblr douche
while we can, we discuss the state of /r9k/
>>25342135
I seriously hope this thread gets deleted because you are a faggot.
Big big fagget
Lemme post cp now so this gets banned
R9k has some more stuff after bot but has become more shit .
What I mean like better brightness overall but worse contrast
