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Is this normal fellow bots?
Every time I get high things talk to me. Especially porn.
I just got really high and went to fap it off (shaking, felt like the present was the only time (no short attention span at all)), and when I opened my porn bookmarks folder the links starting talking to me.
>OH FUCK ME WHITE BOY FUCK ME
>CUM YOU BETTER CUM RIGHT NOW FUCK ME FUCK
>YEAHHH OHHHH YEAAHHHH FUCK ME ANON FUCK ME FUCK
>OH YEAH BABY JUST FUCK YEAH GIMME THAT CUM
And other sounds that typically accompany pornos were coming out of them, except they were 50x more sexy.
When I fap the people in the video are talking too.
>>25342943
Never heard this happening to anyone before.
Do you take other drugs, or do you just smoke weed?
>>25342943
Nope nothing like that has ever happened to me.
>>25342943
nothing quite like that but once at work i ate a particularly good batch of brownies and kept hearing people say weird shit and thinking "wait did they actually just say that?", like i was only hearing people when they spoke but it was like what they were saying wasn't what i was hearing
friends gf is picking me up to bring me to his apartment.
>>25342920
>friends gf
>he
Cuck him on the way there.
>>25342920
she's like your new mom
>I heard that love was a risk worth taking.
dewd betting on love is like gambling at the casino. you can win big but at the end of the day you probably should have stayed home.
Good feels for a change?
>be me back in hs
>roasties talk shit "oh hes so weird lmao"
>fast forward a couple years
>out of the blue look up a particularly toasty roastie on fb
>fucking two kids, living with mom, fat, no romantic prospects at all
>chat her up, pretend to be sympathetic and talk about "the good old days"
>im employed and single and own a car
>sure enough she wants me to "hang out"
>she gives me her number
>proceed to pretend she doesn't exist
The second pumpkin needs to be covered in jizz for better accuracy
>fucking two kids
It seems I need help in my adventures as a fake female, can anyone give me a sick burn to lay on this Chad?
>>25342777
"fuck you Chad! why dont you go sleep with some other roastie whore?"
le maximum keks xD
How did you go through phone number verification?
>>25342848
It has been done, per your suggestion.
>>25342896
Dude, there are ways around everything.
I went to Aldi.
But they only had these. Are they the same?
>>25342829
>>25342854
chadwick pls go
>>25342829
Go to lidl and get this
>sex isn't everything
YES IT IS!
>>25342771
I don't understand how anyone can enjoy watching basketball. Shit's more boring than baseball and golf
>>25343219
I don't understand how anyone can watch any sports. Obviously I browse /r9k/ so I don't play any sports but I play vidya and I literally cannot watch esports/let's plays without getting bored in 30 seconds.
What's a good way to make friends online?
>>25342752
Finding other people who like what you like
I've met a shit ton of people online because of pro wrestling and they're all super fucking cool
>>25342789
What's a good place for finding people with similar interests
>>25342752
play online games
be into weird shit like otakus/furries/traps/etc
problem solved
Pretty dope, right?
dope shit man
>>25342791
So glad i was able to cop these for cheap thanks to my bros from /fa/ pic related
Uncle just passed these bad boys down to me. Would it go well with a polo and khakis?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fx49UgzHlxY
Peep game /r9k/
Don't save these hoes
Well, yeah. Fast food is as far as you go.
>>25342684
Real talk Real talk SENPAI. THIS IS WHAT WE TALKING ABOUT NIGGUH FUCK THESE HOE
>>25342853
See I know you don't know what you're talking about because you posted a gif of Drake, currently the biggest simp in the game.
Are you addicted to porn and fapping all day?
>>25342638
yesoriginal comment familia i will not be muted niqqa
I don't believe in addiction, so no.
>>25342638
Literally ever since I got into femdom porn I haven't been able to stop fapping.
Does anyone else miss the sort of cultural renaissance in terms of OC that /r9k/ had beginning around this time last year? November 2014-February 2015 was /r9k/ in OC overdrive whether it was the poo poo pee pee, REEEEEEE, normies get out vocaroos and the like, with plenty of drama regarding the normie appropriation of pepe.
Ever since that faggot went on the spree and our beloved pepe went viral it seems there are more normies here than usual. The upside is that they'll either conform or fuck off but this board really has gone to complete shit in the second half of this year. What can we do about it?
>>25342573
I find it really hard to remember anything that goes on here. Even though I spend quite a bit of time here every day, it just all melts together into one and I can't really remember when the different trends started and faded.
>>25342573
>2013
Tripfag drama
>2014
chill place to talk about loneliness and life struggles
>2015
Normie takeover everything goes to shit
>2016
???
>>25342708
>>2013
>Tripfag drama
2 years already? gee
I just miss the couple days when we tried to replace pepe with leo the flaming devil and teehee the fairy and other weird shit. When was it?
>Watching DBZ as a kid
>It's the episode where Goku needs everyones power to perform the Spirit Bomb
>I don't give him any of mine
Who /twisted/ here?
>Cell vs Gohan beam struggle
>Gohan is yelling Kaaaa... meeee...
>don't yell with him
>vegeta blows himdelf up to defeat buu
>"his name was vegeta, a proud saiyan prince"
>don't cryas if i wasn't flooding my basement with salty water
>watching DBZ at 3am on a Monday
>yell with them atop my lungs
>Kaaaaa...
>hear wagecuck neighbor complaining to slut gf right behind the wall
>meeeee...
>louder complaining
>haaaa...
>hear him getting up from bed
>meeee...
>he starts banging on the wall
>HAAAAAAAA
>wagie scum knocking angrily on my door for the next 15 minutes
>mfw I just go to sleep
>mfw I snore loudly which he can probably hear through the wall
Guise why the fuck did my girlfriend app thread get deleted? WHY DID YOU FAGGOT FUCK MODS JUST DELETE A THREAD OFF OF /R9K/
>>25342481
I WANT A FUCKING ANSWER NOT A FUCKING BAN
>>25342481
i dont get this picture, explain?
>>25342514
Kobe Bryant got away with rape
Paying rent is the ultimate form of cuckoldry
Rent seekers are the ultimate Chads
>>25342475
You can get cucked by the International Jew by paying him rent. Or you can get cucked by the International Jew by paying him interest on your mortgage. Pick your poison.
My parents own 5 houses, and the houses are paying each other off by themselves with some extra cash left over
>>25342590
This, at least with renting you can fuck off after a few months whereas a mortgage is for life.
