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>meet any girl over 3/10
>has already had 10-15 dicks in her
why even try?
>>25344214
Don't even try.
>>25344214
Chads should be more like T.I. and leave all dem mediocres for us.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdsTUfDTEhQ
> Society views fat women as unattractive
Roasties literally starve themselves so Chad will like them.
> Society is more lenient on body image
Every girl who's not deformed or retarded has had Chad's cock in them.
Chad wins every time.
I've been using inspect element to change my grades whenever my mom asks for them at the end of the semester.
The worst part is, she demands better and better grades, and my actual grades keep getting worse and worse, so while at the beginning I was turning C's into B's, now I'm turning F's into A-'s.
Anyone happen to know this feel?
No because I'm not a dumb fuck and did well in school.
>>25344320
Global rule 2. Fuck off.
>>25344320
Write a browser extension that automatically fires up a faux grade page whenever someone enters the room based on webcam input shape recognition, release it online, and get hired based on skills proven therein. Your mom will forgive you if you get a job.
is "smugness" the only way to deal with this?
You have merely adopted the feels, we were born into it, molded by it
>>25344189
fuck off back to /tv/ cunt
Have any of you robots ever been to a strip club?
What was it like?
Anon, don't go it's a waste of time am money. You're better off jerking it to 2d porn desu senpai
>>25344302
no never. for anyone that has though, can I go in there alone? for reference I'm very nervous and awkward. I would go to a movie alone but not a restaurant and I don't go to bars.
>>25344302
Hottest girls I've ever seen, all walking around naked. Paid 270 to fuck one in a private room. She robbed another 100 something out of my pants at some point. No real regrets at this point.
>Girls seek guys who are ultrachads
>They are suprised when they are dumped as soon as he finds someone better.
How can women be this short sighted?
>man put penis into random vagina because it feeels good
>has to pay child support for the next 18 years
>>25344152
>How can women be this short sighted?
They are overgrown children.
Is there anyway to save this place? I don't want to have to give up on 4chan without a fight. Is it possible to somehow push this board and the others into a 2nd Golden Age? Do we need more camwhores? More OC? Don't let this die anons, it's all I have left.
>>25344147
we need more smugness and less normie worship tbqh
This is like the universe. It must expand before contracting again.
If you love it let it die, friend
FUCK THE NORMIES THIS IS WAR!!!!!
How can you avoid being too clingy?
I finally got my first ever girlfriend, but I feel like I'm too clingy. I'm always asking her how her day went, if she wants to talk about something, if she has any problem, what she wants to do, etc. I feel like that may annoy her at one point.
Poop in a bag, light it on fire, throw it at her dad when he's on his way to work
Jar bottles of your cum and boil it for maximum potency. Also make sure to scent with thyme and coriander.
>>25344146
No such thing. Make her fall for you. Connect with her on an emotional level because of one of her glaringly obvious issues, whether it be her weight, anxiety, depression or self harming.
Trust me, just be confident in what you suspect.
My gf keeps picking the skin around her fingernails, pic related
People who make threads like this with gross images and force me to hide them
No GF, but I do that shit too.
Mine does it too OP, it's fucking weird and her fingers will be bleeding at times. Keep telling her to stop but apparently she just does it out of sight as her fingers look fucked.
Where she from OP? just on the the off chance one of us is cucking each other, lel.
>meet egyptian from interpals
>wants me to teach him english
>adds me on skype
>reluctant to show his face
>we voice chat and it goes pretty well
>tells me he has bad experiences living in egypt and lives in a poor-dirt village
>apparently balding and "brown"(his words)
>only in his early twenties
>now i have the sudden urge to marriage him just for him to get a green card and become an american
who /saviorcomplex/ here ? theres nothing morally wrong with that.. right?
>>25344091
>sudden urge to marriage him
obviously not an american yourself to be frank
>>25344091
you sound like a faggot
you probably go on reddit too
WE
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>Can't even have intercourse with an escort because of degenerates
It is over.
what are you saying? degenerates prevented you from seeing an escort? you are afraid seeing an escort will be seen as degenerate? what?
>>25344081
Escorts do not want to fuck us (Blacks) because we are cheap, too big, violent, or have STDs. So they don't accept black clients.
>>25344120
yeah, that's pretty fucked. there are probably some escorts that will do it, but you might not want to fuck those girls, because STDs
hey /r9k/,im stuck in the middle of an argument with my mom and dad and i dont know what to do.
my mom wants me to join the army to pay for my college, but i really dont want to join. my dads mostly on my side, saying that its not necessary and he can pay it off if he has to. i already had a meeting with a recruiter, and its pissing me off how she keeps bringing up the army is the best choice for me. all of this started because of a stupid recruiter coming to my grandmas door saying he would really want to talk to me because of my ASVAB score. my mom keeps bringing up "free will" and " Your dad is sheltering you", but she's forcing this constantly, even though i ALWAYS tell her no.
Go to war get shot and die. That will show her.
We're at war with isis, never join during wartime. Just go be poor white trash and go get financial aid, a part time job and community college. Don't forget scholarships and majoring in something that'll make money later.
>>25344046
Tell her to stop pressuring you also we will be in WW111 REALLY soon so if you do go you will most likely die, good luck anon
>you hate yourself and want to change
>you don't see any benefit in changing
>>25344031
>you hate yourself and want to change
>you hate yourself too much to find the will to change
>>25344049
>you want to change but you don't know how
>>25344031
Hey, I'm in the same position as you!
I'm going to kill myself soon, so if you don't want that, you should change.
Some of you guys are alright. If your name is Han Solo, don't go to see your evil son tomorrow.
Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to Jakku tomorrow.
Its been a year hasn't it? How did the aftermath go?
I have a cock sucking addiction
>Been Browsing 4chan for nearly 9 years
>I still don't know how to delete posts or threads
>I still don't know how to use a trip code
Is this bad?
>>25344001
Nice try ,newfag.
>that image
Close 4chan little teenager.
not really
i've been browsing for 9 years as well and just never bothered to look any of that stuff up because i didn't care
