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Do you have a plan? An outline of a plan? Inspirational quotes to inspire you to greatness like pic related? Anything??
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Pam, if you haven't completely given up on yourself, you aren't in the right place.
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Yeah, going to work out more and devote myself to studying Japanese

I'm a stupid lazy faggot but at the age of 25 I've started to acquire the basic motivational skills that most people develop at like 16, so I should do a little better this year, not like that's a high bar
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>>25346056
January 1st marks my first day of no fap and im going to do it the whole year

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I can make half of R9K an hero right now with this song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkhY4YXX6x4
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>>25346048
this is what normies listen to when they break up with their gf

This is more like it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eN3tjXJvNbA
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>>25346097
The only reason one would commit suicide to this is because it's ASS, not because they or the song are sad.
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>>25346097
Yeah, I agree with >>25346160.
>depressive metal
All metal is depressing because of how terrible it is.

Also here's my vote https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYwCmcB0XMw

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my life's terrible and it keeps getting worse. i want something to help me cope other than internet and games because i won't be able to have access to those two soon. what antidepressants do you guys take? and how much per day, also can i take antidepressants without the doctor's prescription?
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>>25346042

If you have not done this yet, get a full blood work for Low testosterone, Thyroid issues and diabetes.

For antidepressants, I've tried Sertraline. It makes me sedated and chilled, unable to be sad but hard to be happy either. Always got it prescribed by a shrink.
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Go buy a shit ton of books from a used book store. When you find an author you like, it's even easier to get immersed in another world than vidya.

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Who swecuck here?

>Whenever I go outside I see more interracial couples
>It doesn't stop
>My baby sister is dating a sand nigger.


I can't even get a girlfriend.
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>>25346008
Kanske for att du ser ut som jag vette fan, lagg pa sd:are sa ar du fucking set.
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>>25346199
Shut the fuck up faggots.
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>>25346008

That's not you. You literally saved this pic from the other thread

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what are the actual effects of cultural diversity on a society?
is america really a white country?
how would you deal with the syrian refugee crisis?

personally, i would place them in isolated work camps and have them produce the weapons of war that would be used to aid the war effort in syria.
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>>25346001

absolutely nothing. we are all wagecucks for the wealthy.

they are welcome to pay taxes and work like the rest of us, America does not discriminate and welcomes all wagecucks with open arms.
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I'm far left on economic issues but I don't want to be surrounded by Muslims. I would let SOME but not all the Syrian refugees in.

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What is it about race mixing that is so exciting?
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>this shit again

Come on now op-san, you don't need to post this stupid shit every day
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>>25345990
>>25346062

>image
>image

samefag fag
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>>25346087
Nah senpai. I ain't op. Don't shoot please

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Who /filthy/ here?

>Haven't washed since Christmas Eve.
>Been playing vidya 14 hours a day every day since Christmas Eve
>Disgusting farts and sweat stained shorts that smell like musty vinegar
>Stuffing my hand in my shorts and farting on it then inhaling it deeply
>Running my hands along the sweaty sides of my ballsack and sniffing.

Anyone else know these joys?
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This is the pinnacle of what being a human is.
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We need pics of your stank
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>tfw piss cans everywhere
>Mouldy ass plates, bowls, and pan
>Clothes not washed since start of month
feels good man

>tfw you don't shower for weeks on end
>tfw you survive on liquor and ramen
>tfw you are smug as fuck about it

This thread is for the trashy robots that feel smug in their filth and depression.

pic related
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I SAID TRASHY SMUG ROBOTS FTW
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>>25345908
Nice blog, faggot.

When comes the part where you kill yourself?
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>>25345908
Here's your reply familia.
You too cool.

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What does life mean to you? To me it means being a neet and being unhappy. That's what autism is all about.
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burm
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Life doesn't have a meaning, that's what's great about it.
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I always thought it's about finding something that you'd look forward to waking up in the morning for the rest of your life. I guarantee near nobody on this board has found it. Or ever will.

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>In my room watching Yuru Yuri
>Sister is home from college
>Barges in my room
>I'm super autistic but even I can tell she's acting weird
>She sits down on my bed and watches the screen with me
>After a minute, she silently wraps her arms around me and leans her head into me
>I'm freaking out, she's all warm and smells really nice
>I finally manage to stammer and ask her what she wants
>"I failed all of my classes this semester"
>I remember everything /r9k/ told me about easy mode
>"That's ok, you can just find a rich husband" I blurt out
>She bursts into tears and runs out of the room
What did I do wrong /r9k/?
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>>25345896
I feel with you anon. I also get really spergy sometimes.
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im looking to start watching the animated jew, i have a few suggestions from other robots but i dont know which one i should pick first

>Ghost in the shell
>Cowboy Bebop
>Hellsing Ultimate
>Blue Submarine 6
>Welcome to the NHK
>Berserk
>Violence Jack
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>>25345896
good job, showed that roastie

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>always thought I was 6'3
>turns out I'm actually 5'1

who /redpilled/ here?
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>>25345832
Don't worry op, I laughed
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>>25346426
thanks bruh

no thanks to you robot
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>>25345832
N I G G A H O W
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>tfw Jury Duty tomorrow
What do I say to the Judge to get out of it?
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>25
>haven't had jury duty
WHY
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use a racial slur to refer to the defendant.
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>>25345921
can't I get in trouble like some kind of hate crime or something?

i got my teeth cleaned at the dentist today and the tooth cleaner girl layed her arm all the way down my chest when she was cleaning my teeth and after when she was talking to me about my x-ray she touched my hand with her leg. i didn't do anything about it. was i wrong? should i have done something different? bear in mind i'm 19 and she was probably like 26
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>>25345800

She was probably ovulating
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>>25345800

Should have made a move and grabbed her tits.
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she probably enjoyed using your beta doormat of a chest to rest her arm on

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>girl flirts and teases me all day
>always tries to play footsies when we're sitting and chilling
>she always seems to steer the conversation toward her feet
>"i LOVE the feeling of my toes in the sand"
>"what do you think of these boots"
>"these flip flops hurt my foot soooo much"
>today she has her foot resting on my thigh while shes talking to some guy
>i pick up her leg by the ankle and start kissing and sucking on her big toe
>she flinches hard and has this disgusted look on her face, hangs up
>apologize profusely, she says its ok
>she says she has to go pick up her sister but she would come back later tonight
>been 4 hours

how badly did i fuck up? should i call her?
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>>25345790
>>25345790
maybe should have started with a massage there champ
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Wait, you just started sucking on her toe while she was talking to some guy you were with?
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>>25346134
>hangs up
What do you use to talk to people that you can also hang up?

Does anybody here have wins on asmrtists?
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>>25345780
If you're asking me if I wack off to hailey's enormous tits, yes.
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>>25345857
I'm asking for pics of her tits as well as any other asmrtist
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>>25345780
>>25345878
They're all just teasers. They employ the same tactic female twitch streamers use to get more views: SHOW LOTS OF CLEAVAGE.
None of these women are ever going to post a nude pic anywhere. And they aren't famous enough to have their phones hacked.

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