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Emagine just fucking a cute asian girl she is hot too. Her bounce up and down around my COCK. Fuck make me horny jaja.
>jaja
Latino spotted.
I swear, minority girls (like latinas, asians, arabs, indians, filipinas, hawaiians or basically any girl that not white or a nigger) are getting sexier every damn day.
And white girls are getting fatter and uglier. I'd hate to betray my race, but it sure is getting tempting.
>>25349565
>laptop
>on beach
>in seawater
>still smiling
dumb bitch
Girl girl twerk it for me baby twerk it for me baby twerk it for me baby twerk it for me laaaaady
twerk it
yeaaaah baby twerk it!
you wanna twerk it?
yeaaaah baby twerk it!
>tfw no thugger bae
yes let them twerk like th hoes they are. put those bottom dollar bitches to work
Would you take advantage of a drunk gril?
>>25349258
Real: No
Anime: Yes
>>25349258
No, because I live in Sweden.
Otherwise, it's cuddle time. (Not rape time, though.)
I carried a drunk girl home while she tried to kiss and grope me the whole time. It took all of my willpower to resist her advances and just pound her raw in a frenzy of lust and sexual frustration.
I like doing the right thing.
did anyone post this yet today?
yes someone did
>>25347759
Dear r9k, how do I make a meme like "Designated" or "5/7"?
Please help.
Thanks,
Oy Vey Op
>>25349252
Post a thousand stupid jokes
Statistically, at least one of them will be good.
Statistically, at least one of them with become a shitty meme.
Happy?
>>25349304
>happy
Statistically, I'm marginally happier than I was before this post.
The jokening has commenced.
You people have destroyed my friend. Fuck you all you are worthless pieces of shit. Also you aren't robots.
>>25349248
Care to elaborate? I could use a laugh.
>>25349248
Fuckkin faggot, you think I'm just your friend? Guess what I'm just a meme!
>>25349280
My friend was getting his life together (i.e. get a job, go to college, etc), and after he started posting here all he does is be a meet and try to get his dick wet.
>ask someone if im ugly
>they say im average
>"5/10"
>ask what makes me unattractive
>they dont say tell me
>they act surprised im upset about being average / 5/10
It fucking baffles me that I'm rated this way when there are pasty white kids with acne, shitty glasses, bad haircuts, and fucked up teeth also getting rated 5s in rate me threads.
>>25349247
post your face and i'll r8 you
If you average out the big studies, 5/10 men are invisible to about 97% of the dating pool unless you are wealthy or famous.
>songs only manlets will understand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryDOy3AosBw
>implying you can't be short and get girls
I know more good looking short guys then average looking tall guys that get pussy.
Stay beta /r9k/
>>25349406
Short as in 5'10 "short", not short as in <5'6 short.
>>25349640
I'm 5 feet tall with a 5'10 tall, skinny, blonde wife.
It's not fucking impossible if you don't look like fucking Quasimodo.
We complain a lot about woman.
So here's a few questions.
1) Describe qualities that the ideal woman would have
2) Do you think the Above female could exist, if so how rare do you think these females are (use whatever metric to describe rarity)
My wife is ideal.
She's wonderful and gorgeous and sexy and smart and loyal and funny and fun and loving and always makes me smile.
I think there is only one such female like this in the world, so I would say it's extremely rare, and I'm just so fortunate that I've found her.
>be me
>on the surface I am the "ideal female" for even a deeply cyncial robot
>in reality I am even worse than the average normie girl
>>25349244
If this is real why are you even here, not being a dick, I'm legitimately interested.
If bait, why bother posting this?
I'm so lonely its physically painful. Why is this even legal?
>>25349203
There's actually a movie kind of about it: Lobster, by Yorgos Lanthimos
>>25349272
Looks but also looks like I'll feel like shit after watching it.
I'd wanna be a bird.
>tfw met a cute girl from here
>she is just as crazy as me and have things in common
>she doesn't start to reply as fast as she use to
>now worried she found other friends to be around with
I'm scared she might just ditched me for some "friends" What should I do /r9k/?
>>25349188
stop caring
get a new girl
neediness is a massive turn off. it reeks weakness
>>25349230
So should I start talking to her less? Finding a new girl will take a while since she was hard to find as well.
some of you guys read right? im facinated by characters that use force instead of reason, the more of a brute he is the better
im looking for recommendations
>>25349106
A Song of Ice and Fire has a lot of characters like that. If you're not a /lit/ monocled elitist you will fall in love with it.
Do you secretly look at other dudes dick at the urinal?
I avoid peeing at public stalls altogether desu
>>25349105
why aren't more urinals like this one with the barrier. i've always found it weird as fuck when people could just look at your dick. fuck urinals
>>25349105
I pee in the cubicle so I can wipe my willy with toilet paper.
>tfw pepe is dead
these normies are celebrating a culture of which one shot them in the face, kek. so funny. i love it
if Joe can fuck bitches and get money why can't you?
>>25349086
BOOOOOOM
thoughts???
if joe can do it then why can't you?
Joe is objectively better looking than I am.
Joe doesn't look like a turbo manlet.
