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>go to top uni in state
>"just join whatever club you think is interesting" said every normie at orientation
>"almost everyone changes majors just find what you're passionate about"
>4 years later graduate with econ/business BA because no idea what my passion is
>didn't join any clubs because nothing seemed interesting
fucking normies. why didn't anyone just tell me what to do? why did they just say "do whatever you like" as if that is always a logical course of action. why didn't they tell me to just suck it up and join some normie club to get connections because all jobs are shitty but it's better to get paid $50k starting while being miserable 8hrs a day than making $15/hr being just as miserable
i'm lucky i took programming class in high school and learned html, css, and some php because otherwise i can't imagine how i would have gotten a job otherwise because i didn't make any connections
>>25353273
What is your job now, using those programming languages?
>>25353273
>fucking normies. why didn't anyone just tell me what to do?
Normies assume that you're not a faggot who doesn't have any opinions or interests. If you wanted to be told what to do you could have joined the military.
>>25353393
web design / mysql database administrator
$15/hr but rent is cheap, like $400/mo here
>post in a thread
>thread dies
>make a thread
>no one posts in it
>message someone
>they never respond
>about to make a thread about [X]
>someone posts about [X] before you do
>tfw people hate you just for existing
>tfw people hate you for something you have no control over
Black feels?
>>25353165
You have control over it, you could just bleach your skin
>>25353209
How the fuck did I know someone was gonna say that?
>>25353225
Shut up nigger, don't you had some robbing old people to do
what are you guys going to do when people share a new years kiss? i guess most of you will still be at home so it wont really matter
I'll be in the middle of a set.
>>25353034
good idea your rage will probably help you double your standard weight. let it flow! feel the hatred it makes you strong
>>25353061
It's the best fuel and I have plenty of reserves
I dunno, there are just some aspects of girls and femininity that I find appealing and attractive. It warms my heart to just think about certain things girls do and act like, even little things. It makes me want to be with one.
Is this legit, or is it just some succubus trick?
>>25353017
neither.
It's simple biology.
>>25353177
Yeah I guess.
I think guys and girls are meant to be together. Guys and guys, girls and girls, whatever. Love is meant to be a thing.
>>25353211
Really? We are hard wired to fulfill our one biological function? Who would have thought
Guys... Is this one girl just acting autistic because she likes me, or she's acting normal and just doesn't give half a fuck about me? I mean, she's always so damn over the top polite to me whenever (however rarely) we interact. She's literally uptight when talking to me as if I was some high authority guy whereas I don't really see her do that with other people. She doesn't really seem to be around other guys too much, except for one, but he's already got a gf.
Worst part is that my own autism prevents me from just interacting with her freely and casually, probably because I have a crush on her.Please tell me I'm not just deluding myself. Please tell me she's just being shy around me because she likes me.
I've had this situation before, only I was the guy doing that to a girl. She's crushing on you, anon, take the shot and escape robotdom
>>25353022
But how do I do it? I get the feeling she'd eat me alive if I turned out to be wrong.
>>25353519
Dont be wrong. Solidify ur belief by returning the favor. God-speed, anon
Do any of you robots have experience with glory holes?
I know there is one in my town but i'm too nervous to go.
Do you assume glory holes are used by anyone but gays?
>>25353032
and they give the best head senpai
>>25353032
There's a girl on the other side right?
Anyone else here get light headed/dizzy and nearly pass out every time they stand up?
Dehydrated or low blood sugar, buddy
yes after I've been sitting at the computer for hours
It's called orthostatic hypotension m8, your blood pressure drops suddenly when you become upright.
I used to get it from a medication I was on.
Shits gay, if you're not on a medication that causes it go to the doctor
No one finds me sexy. Just cute. Fml. I just want to get fucked by man before I die. Being a grill is so hard.
>>25352894
If you dont have tits you are almost worthless
>>25352915
If you don't have the "V" Justin Bruner has above his duck, you are almost worthless.
>>25352937
Lol yeah right roastie.
who /questionssanityeveryday/ here?
I think its a pretty healthy thing to do, just remember what the end goal is, your happiness, all my thoughts should prioritize behaviors that will get that.
Epistemological circlejerking is inevitable though
>>25352860
I think you're just looking for excuses to explain your failures
>>25352860
Who is to say we aren't all just the dream of some dog and when he wakes up we will all die
>tfw get uglier and uglier every year
>only 20, girls used to think i was cute at 15
>thought maybe it was because I was overweight, lose all the weight and i'm STILL UGLY.
WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID GOD TAKE EVERYTHING I HELD CLOSE AWAY FROM ME. WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS. WHY DOES EVERY ELSE AROUND ME GET TO CONTINUE TO LIVE NORMAL LIVES
>>25352831
post pic
I doubt it
You're not as ugly as you think, man... Peopel tend to underrate themselves.
>very marginally above average 16 year old
>still kissless and hand holdless virgin
>turn 18
>start balding rapidly
Life isn't fair mate.
>tfw the only person who likes your facebook pictures is a fucking homo
So you're one of those faggots who likes his own status?
>>25352834
You're ass just got fucking toasted OP, sit the FUCK down.
>>25352834
>>25352834
>>25352834
OPEE CLOSE THlS THREAD ASAP
how the fuck do you assholes even have crushes and friends?
>tfw surrounded by redditors, tumblrinas, chad and stacey, etc
i'm not even that picky, i just never meet people who share my interests, humor, etc. sort of a "too white for the blacks to black for the whites" kinda thing, except i have it with everybody
>tfw my only social interaction is 4chin and some beta who spams me all day with unfunny youtube trash
Become a chimney sweeper, you will fit in with the blacks just fine then
Thanks Josue
fuck you too
I have a friend I made through complaining about tfw no gf. But even he doesn't browse 4chan. I don't know a single person who does IRL.
If there are so many posters on 4chan, how the fuck does no one IRL browse this shit?
I know most try to hide it, so do I, but at least you should realize you're talking to a /r9k/ user after talking to him for a while, since you'd have a lot of things in common.
*BEEP BEEP*
[VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM]
PERFECTION ALERT
WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO
PERFECTION ALERT
LORDE IS LITERALLY,L I T E R A L L YPERFECT
>>25352675
Asymmetrical face, looks old, brown hair, shitty jaw.
6/10.
DAYUM now that is P E R F E C T in the literal sense if I do say so myself
Why does she look like she's 40 years old?
>>25352700
Hi OP
>drunk as shit again
>fall down the stairs again
Thank fuck my parents aren't home, that really fucking hurt
>mfw people make a big deal out of you acting like a dumbass while drunk like it actually matters or means anything
Plebs as far as the eye can see
>>25352621
I TOLD YOU BRO
>>25352621
Are you by chance black?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_yWiGDC-68
