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So has anyone else planned to kill anyone at some point? Serious question. Over the last few years I've grown paranoid about others potentially fucking with me. I realized there are so many reasons so many different people would want to kill me for(race,religion,simply being insane) if anyone every hurt my family I'd certainly snap, and I hate most people anyway, but the point is I've been considering killing this nigger that stole my phone. Anyone else ever want too? I know this reads like The Edge Lords Digest but I'm serious.
jesus christ man.desu
>>25351329
No, I am a law abiding citizen and would never do anything in violation of Federal or State law, anon.
seriously though, get some help, talk to someone, don't spend your life in jail for a nigger
If i knew i could get away with it i would murder and rape. The only thing stopping me is spending my life in jail.
why haven't you moved to Japan yet? Why are you wasting your time on whatever shit western country you come from? Japan was made for people like us.
>>25351274
>/r9k/ anons living in Japan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2FGgYp6mdk
>>25351319
You'll lose a lot of weight in Japan
>>25351319
>Just want to live in Japan and get away from the Chads
>Japanese Chads show up and make me dance and record me and make fun of me
5.5" dick and I can't last more than a minute will I ever have a long term relationship with a gril?
>>25351251
5.5" bros
k e k
Women are whores, learn to live without them
>>25351251
>tfw your dick is 5 x 3.9
>>25351251
>>25351450
she will cuck you
anyway that's the minimum size to please a short non-roastie?
Post a better looking girl than Rose.
You literally can't.
>>25351217
;^)OC original comment 100%
>brought up in a traditional christian household
>fit and athletic. outdoorsy
>can actually sing better than rose
>not overtyly obsessed with oneself
This comment is 100% OC created by a person with non pedophilic tastes.
>5'9 at 18 years old
Please, God... Just one more inch. That's all I'm asking for.
>>25351208
ask your doctor if your plates are still open, i asked mine and he said yea
>>25351208
I'm 18 and only 5'4". Consider yourself lucky. Of course, someone shorter could say the same to me as well. But overall, being under 5'8" definitely isn't fun :'(
>>25351208
Fuck You
I'm 19 at 5'6 with no chance of growing again
How do I get over my intense desire to feel validation and affection?
All I want is for someone to look me genuinely in the eyes and tell me that they love me and that I'm good enough.
>>25351181
>How do I get over my intense desire to feel validation and affection?
do something worth these things, work hard, be smart , and achieve. these things aren't free, you gotta work for them just like everyone else
>>25351211
>do something worth these things, work hard, be smart , and achieve. these things aren't free, you gotta work for them just like everyone else
I've done that and it doesn't help.
>>25351181
By loving yourself that much. You're looking for something out there that you should find inside of you. Disclaimer: I have no idea how you do that.
>>25351572
>I've done that and it doesn't help
you clearly haven't tried at all
It's almost time lads.
What will be your first 2016 fap?
>>25350805
>probably something like thisminus the humor:
http://m.efukt.com/21295_The_Sexy_Side_of_Waterboarding.html
Come the fuck on faggots, talk.
this image
/mmm original comment/
>Everyone fucking hates me
I feel you senpai, nothing I can say to help I suppose
Why does everyone hate you?
>tfw ghost
>nobody knows me
>nobody has an opinion of me
>completely unnoteworthy and unmentionable in every way
>find out gf isn't a virgin
>dump her
>asks why
>tell her she is a bad investment
>womengraphofsexualpartnersandhappyness.JPEG
>has been constantly texting me saying am an asshole and should take her back
currently listening to this whilst blissfully laughing at this roastie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fs9gCBVSKLk
do i get to move up in the chain of pepe command?
No, you've been tainted because you had a girlfriend.
>had a gf
NORMIE GET OUT REEEEEEE
>>25350628
NORMIES GET OUT
GET THE FUCK OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>tfw brutally, nonsensically attack anonymous posters on r9k to make myself feel better about my shit-tier life
>>25350614
>tfw they cannot care because your feels cannot compare to their feels, they are like complete internet eeyores
Duh. That's why people who get mocked here don't care.
>>25350614
Dude do it to tripfags.
*BBUUUUUUuuuuuuUURRRRrRRrrrrrrRRRRPPPPPPPppppp*
*sharts in pants*
Didnt see you there, wagie.
*rub snot on left sleeve*
Better get back to bed and get to work early tomorrow for mr shekelberg.
I literally have to go to work in like 15 minutes.
Heeey waaagies where you aaat? Gotta wake up early to pay your gas bill huh?
Must suck not having a mummy to always keep you from freezing to death doesn't it??
Well I'm off to the kitch, mum got me some delish subway sammies when she was out.
Smell ya later wagies.....much!
>>25350740
>subway
Wagie detected. A real NEET gets his nourishment from sandwich architects of Port of Subs. How much is Goldstein paying you, wagie?
Run along to bed, now. That's enough shilling for one day. You need some sleep to get up at 5:30 tomorrow!
stacy giving advice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlN4q7jFDj0
This slut has good blowjob eyes.
>>25350470
how can this
[fillerfiller]
>>25350382
>kill yourself
>fix yourself
Pick one.
>be me at pharmacy
>"Mr. Anon, your prescription is ready"
>go to counter, look at script
>see: 'your insurance saved you $2,500'
>"Hah. $2,500? What, does this drug cure both cancer *and* AIDS?"
>pharmacist gives me a sad smile
>look at drug label (first time getting that med)
>notice it is a specialty drug normally only given to AIDS patients
>suddenly remember that I am a brain cancer survivor
>remember that one of the complications of brain surgery was severe immune deficiency
>remember I have a prominent surgical scar on my forehead
>realize I look like a lobotomy patient, or one of the walking dead
>everyone around me looks sad
>tfw my memory is utter shit because of multiple brain surgeries
>tfw I am only 30 years old but my life is practically over already
>tfw watching anime, jerking off, and shitposting would be a major step up from my current situation
>tfw can't kill myself because beating cancer made me realize the value/rarity of life
>tfw can't kill myself because I could never put my family through suicide after seeing how much my cancer devastated them
>tfw my mom literally aged 10 years over the course of a month
>tfw she was standing behind me the whole time (now with tears in her eyes)
>tfw I legitimately forgot that as well
>tfw I feel bad for making everyone else feel bad about my shitty situation
>hurridly finish the transaction so I can get the hell out of there
That's it. No punchline. My existence is a living hell. I envy anyone who still has their physical health.
>tfw too sick/weak to be a proper loser NEET like the rest of r9k
Dude. Just buy the helium tank already.
>>25350352
>has a cast iron excuse to get endless disability bennies
>never expected to work
>will always have a home
>can rewatch movies, anime and replay vista without being bored due to poor memory
>prob gets some balling painkillers
You lucky fucker, I wish I was you. You don't even appreciate how lucky you are.
>>25350352
Its funny cuz I'd totally trade lives with you.
First three words that come to mind when looking at this pic...
Slut
original comment
>>25350342
Original
slut comment
Original: The Comment
>"Canada is a hive of radical feminism, you can be destroyed at any time without even looking at a girl, everything is rape up there, be careful!!"
Where did the MRA meme that Canada is a radfem hellhole come from? I live in Montreal and it's not like they describe at all. Gender relations, while still not as fair as they could be to guys, aren't nearly as bad as it is in America.
Seriously, I've never seen any of the shit MRAs insist happens up here. Sex toys being criminalized? Universities are becoming women-only? What the fuck? Where are you getting this data from?
It's really just Toronto that's a feminazi fuckzone but since Americans think Canada consists of two cities they roll with the dank memes. My town is full of dumb sluts.
>>25349996
It's worse in Ontario, particularly in Toronto and surrounding areas
Quebec is mostly ok from what I know
>>25349996
>i live in montreal
there is ur ignorance. Go to ontario or anywhere else in Canada.
