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who is he?
the right can't be a real person, please tell me it is not real. i've seen those kids with progeria on discovery channel but this is far more scary. those kids at least get the kindness of everyone they see because their appearance. the guy in the picture above is literally fucking despicably ugly (he looks like an ugly cunning despicable villain of a fantasy franchise) but is not deformed enough to receive the understanding and compassion of society.
PLEASE tell me this isn't a real person.
This is his ex gf
>>25350024
HOW??? that cant be possible
>>25350024
I don't feel bad for eggman anymore knowing he's a normie.
He brought it upon himself anyway
>tfw every girl you've ever met has had a cock in her mouth at some point
>tfw my ex is sucking someone off right now
how do I get over this feeling
by growing up
>>25349885
you gotta get over yourself. the universe is too big, and it just isnt useful thinking about shit that'll depress you. Ready up for world war 3 instead
put a cock in your mouth
>white person butchers your non-western name when trying to pronounce it
>"I'm s-so sorry if I'm saying it wrong"
>white person saying your non-western name
You should be thankful
>being anything other than white
You deserved it desu.
>>25349849
> Lives in a country where white people take in immigrants
> is ungrateful that they don't say their name right and have the gall to apologize afterwards
A-anyone f-from Kentucky?
Am I alone?
>>25349843
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtPsTieXSfI
Louisville anon here
what's good famo
kentucky friend chicken
wtc premium white gf?
do I need to learn German?
other women should just kill themselves because they are the chuck steak of women at best, probably worse
asians are like country fried steak, the caked on make up is the breading
Tyrone's trap house
>white
>blond hair
>blue eyes
>german heritage
>strong like ox>have a bf
:^)
>>25349862
>premium
>trap
>2016
>pretending women can be fembots
is there an article on this?
the fuck happened??
We are not saying that they can't be fembots we are saying fembots are terrible
I hate women, but shit, that's some fucked up, sad shit.
I feel terrible for her poor family.
Choose one of these girls to be your beta girlfriend and tell us why you chose her!
Assume Chad Thundercock already had his way with all of them except for #3.
Number two, shit sounds hot!
>>25349577
3 sounds just alright i dont care about sex i just want human contact, and it reads like she is a nice person.
5 will have to do. Sounds like she can keep a good conversation which is a rare quality in women, also has some semblance of loyalty.
The older 1 would get boring and unfuckable eventually.
2 will leave me so she isnt worth the effort.
3 will suck in bed.
4 has too much bad publicity that i dont want any part of.
6 is too much of a trainwreck.
How does /r9k/ feel about The Room and Tommy Wiseau in general?
>>25349547
10/10 arthouse
too deep for robots
Besto
I rate 10 hahahahas/10 hahahahahas
>>25349547
I cannot tell you that, it's confidential. Anyway how is your sex life.
Lets say tonight you get into a situation where you HAVE to explain what you do on this board every day. An intervention, an arrest... maybe you're talking to your mother, a cop, a psychiatric nurse...
You have to explain the following:
>What is a "robot"?
>What is a "normie"?
>What is a "chad"?
>What is a "stacey"?
>you
>me
>me
>my fwb
>>25349516
>Explaining lolis to the police/family
Jesus just kill me now
freedom of speech. now gtfo normie
>tfw every time you share an opinion, someone tells you it's wrong and you're stupid
>tfw every time you try to argue with someone they always BTFO you
>>25349016
I share your pain.
>tfw i m so toxic i can suck the will out of normies to live.
>be a sith lord
>feelsgoodman
>>25349016
>tfw you argue with them
>tfw you destroy the argument with pure logic and fact
>everyone is always butthurt and always look for more ass spanking.
Just give up.
Who /liluglymane/ here?
>>25348650
>tfw hard to be a person when you lack the mental requisites
Right here right here
gonna take a while for my boxset to get here
>>25348772
mine showed up last week, it's nice. waited a year for it.
What is the most autistic fetish you know of?
scat is the only fetish that truly disgusts me
foot fetishists always come off as autistic
>>25348638
and cuckolding of course
ITT: Post the song that makes you feel the most.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AvS-f6vAi8
This song comes with a warning: if you think sad music could push to you suicide do not listen to it.
If you need to weep but you're finding there's a wall that stops you from doing so, then this is your song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQqKVeMkHr8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdRfVHwzufw
>>25348499
absolutely nice
>tfw only child to 2 older people (mom 33, father 38) who also had no friends
I never had a chance, did I?
2bh it's a pretty good guarantee that you'll end up undersocialized. Without the shot at developing social skills, your entire life will lag behind, stunting your ability to achieve the normal markers of success and likely leaving you with severe emotional problems that are both caused and perpetuated by your isolation.
Oh and I grew up in a neighborhood full of Asians who never were seen outside. And I had no other family near me who I rarely saw
>tfw no other only children on /r9k/
Do you guys ever have that horrible moment of clarity where you just stop and realize that literally nothing about you is attractive to a potential partner?
I'm having that right now
>5/10 face with max effort
>in shape but barely
>average height (5'10")
>average dick length/girth
>bad fashion sense
>introverted as hell
>serious social anxiety
>no friends
>rarely leave the house
>slightly above average intelligence but it doesn't matter because I'm unambitious and lazy
>no passion, no drive, no dreams
>only hobbies are extremely dry and uninteresting
>cannot hold a conversation
>no special talents
>sexually submissive
>riddled with horrible insecurities, abandonment issues, trust issues
It's something I've obvious thought about before but I don't even know what to do. I don't know how to fix half of this shit.
Post dick pic
Noblox
>>25346064
>7/10 face
>4/10 body
0/10 confidence
1/10 ambition
7/10 intelligence
5 foot 5
JUST
>>25346260
no
5.5" x 5"
cut
very unaesthetic
grower, 3" flaccid
![image16[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/go6TOWO.png "image16[1]")