>tfw you see a girl's butt crack in public
I can't be the only one who always has to rush off to the bathroom to blow a load directly afterwards, right?
>tfw seeing a girl's underwear sticking out the top of her pants
>>25347624
>tfw she's the shy reserved girl
How autistic do you have to be to snap this photo?
Where is this CVS OP?
where can i find a virgin gf? I had a total fluke chance with one, really long story but I won't be able to get anything like that again, especially since i'm almost 20 now.
i'm not a virgin but I still find the thought of settling down with used goods a fate worse than death, and am really not remotely interested in drunk sex with bar sluts for the rest of my life, so i'm kind of stuck here
should i just kill myself?
>>25347424
>wanting a virgin gf
literally the worst thing you could do.
stop believing the used goods meme.
However if you REALLY want a virgin gf (why?) then aim as low as possible and then lower your standards even more. I hope you like cat-collecting overweight basement-dwelling femanons, anon.
>>25347469
i'd take that description in a heartbeat, i literally just want a virgin, i don't care how ugly or autistic she is
>>25348023
>i literally just want a virgin
but again, why?
Do you have any idea what you're setting yourself up for?
I've been with a virgin girl before, it was a nightmare for everyone involved, especially when we broke up.
If you want a virgin WIFE then sure go convert to Islam and meet one at a mosque, I can understand that, but wanting to just date a girl who is a virgin? It's the worst of both worlds dude.
Either she won't...
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Things normie women do and our reaction to it
>add an inspirational quote (usually a song) to ever fucking one of their selfies
>>25347388
Go to work
R9K reaction: Ah these are modern women
for the song thing, I'd choose the "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" theme song.
> order overly complicated, overpriced, 30% coffee beverages at Starbucks, and feel bad about not supporting local stores, and visit a local coffee shop once a month to alleviate the "guilt", only to pay $7.95 for an overly-bitter coffee.
> chads
> fruity, clear alcoholic beverages that aren't whiskey related
> buy a $500...
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>be me
>3 days ago
>decide not want to be robot anymore
>ask girl out
>she says maybe
>hasn't spoken to me sense and doesnt return texts
pretty sure she blocked my completely. Any of you guys know a creative way i could kill myself
>>25347351
Oh piss off. Telemarketers will probably get 20 people to say "No" before one Yes. Some of them get paid pretty decently.
You can succeed. Aim lower, find a different girl, whatever. Most girls don't know you're a HKHHV. Many won't care about your looks, they just want attention.
Pull the ultimate normie move - go to a bar, get drunk, sit by a girl and just start chatting her up. One girl will be drunk enough for you. There's still hope.
FUCKFUCKFUCK
I WENT TO FUCKIGN MARBLE SLAB WITH MY MOM AND SHE PARKED IN FRONT AND INSIDE WER EHOT WHIT EBABES FROM MY SCHOOL
FUCKCK
THEY WERE LAUGHING AY ME
UFCKKCKKFKFUCKFKFUCKFKCUUFKCKFGU
NOTMIES GET THE FUCK OUTUTU TOF Y MARBLE SLAB
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>>25347341
I used to know that feel but then I realized that they weren't laughing at me. Grow up m8. As if the babes don't go out with their moms and dads and feel the same way
Who cares about those bitches.I'd they knew how many good boy points you saved to go the flood gates would have opened. Hot girls love nice guys why else would they post things that say that
Who here has just about given up on ever hoping to be in a relationship with a girl?
Dating in the current year is confusing as fuck and I'm done with it all.
>>25347518
bump for dating frustration
>>25347518
I focus on getting money now to buy things I like because I like them.
uhh, were all gunna die by 2030 and i feel fine
>27
>Already having a mid-life crisis
What about you fellas
nope, im happy i took the red pill.
>feels good man
I experience depression from time to time. Makes me want to commit suicide every time.
>>25347482
>tfw had a mid-life crisis at 5 years old
Some of you anons actually paid to make this the most popular film of all time.
Lmao
I actually liked Rey, but why does she have no flaws? She's competent at literally everything, even if she's never tried it before.
It was enjoyable. Definitely dripping with PC garbage though. I just groaned when I figured out the two protagonists were black and female. Didn't like Fin as a character, Ray was okay but not great. Favorite was either Kylo Ren because of how he developed, or Po because of how likable he was. The drugs definitely caught up to Leia lmao
>>25347467
>implying womyn have flaws, unlike men
The sexism on the internet is astounding.
I've been looking around and thinking this for a while, when I got into other boards, I constantly see threads and posts with nothing but negativity towards other posters, but then I come here and see almost entirely nice people helping and caring with each other.
Why is this? Is it just because we can all relate to each other? That we're all faced with the same circumstances of life? What is it /r9k/ why are we bonded together?
>inb4 fag
I'm serious here, you guys are like a second family.
>>25347412
aww thanks op. i try my best
>>25347412
Really no point of putting anyone on /r9k/ down, not much further they can go. Only normies try it for fun, but they give up after a while.
>I'm serious here, you guys are like a second family
I'm glad I'm not the only one who feels this way, would probably have killed myself by now if not for /r9k/
Maybe you're just holding me back now I think about it
How many times have you had sex? If you've lost count, how many women have you had sex with?
lost count
lost count
1 to 4 times per woman, and i've banged maybe around 40 different women or more i dunno
None. And I intend to keep it that way.
Dunno I've never kept count or anything
I'd estimate I've had intercourse with 12-16 girls
I've fingered probably like ~30
Premature ejaculation made me afraid to push for sex until I was like 18 when I learned to control it so I was robbed a lot of sex numbers
What do you think this smells like?
awful, had sex and it literally seem like weeks after I could still smell her on my dick
>>25347325
probably like pussy.
before or after i vomit?
Why are there so many UGLY FUCKING WHORES on Tinder?
And out of all of them, the few that aren't totally hideous don't even match with me. Holy shit bots, you were right AGAIN.
Because even ugly bitches can get a beta boyfriend or the occasional pump and dump from wannabe Chads.
>>25347288
We can't all be beautiful Staceys you shit lord
What's wrong with dating someone ugly if you're ugly too?
>>25347288
>why dont girls wanna go out with ugly guys like me?
>eww all these girls that wanna go out with me are ugly
Lower your standards
>Contact ex
>They've moved on
>mfw my ex will die before me and i can still picture fucking her
>start talking to ex again
>she keeps trying to make me jealous
It's hilarious
>>25347284
Probably the best thing that could happen to you desu.
I got my ex gf pregnant on accident in March, in April she left me for another guy who forced her to get rid of the baby. In November he beat her and cheated on her... She contacted me with the excuse that she saw a councilor and she told her me and her are soul mates from a past life.. And that she left me out of fear of our great relationship and hid under the other guy like a rock. I ended up meeting up w her 3 times like a cuck.. She has since gone...
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If anyone who was around for last nights round of /r9k/ Risk would be interested in playing some strategy games with robots, I set up a game on a site called Warlight.
Registration is quick and easy, and the site is pretty good if you're using adblock. If anyone is interested in playing, post your email so I can invite you to the game.
>>25347152
risk is a shit game, it's 100% RNG
there is no strategy beyond piling up your dudes, it all comes down to dice rolling
>>25347253
I'm aware, but it can still be enjoyable. The mechanics of playing Risk on /r9k/ itself are all over the place, but that can still be fun.
Well fuck it, this isn't happening.
>tfw you love her scent
>tfw even when she smells bad you still want to bury your head in her chest
What is this black magick? Am I being manipulated by the succubi?
>>25347089
the brain stem should be highlighted in this pic