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If you were a woman would you be a slut?
>implying all women aren't sluts
>implying you have a choice
>inb4 anyone says yes
all of you faggots would be ugly hags, so you wouldn't have the chance to be one
>>25345961
Initially, yes, because the experiences and sensations would be new and exciting to me. Once the novelty wears off I'd lock it up tight knowing that I could use sex as a bargaining chip. I've known of stacies that whore themselves out for weed. They've never paid for an 8th a day in their life.
Anybody else feel like dying but don't want to actually commit suicide? I was thinking about maybe enlisting into the Marines or something and die in combat. At least I wont die a complete failure.
>>25345416
They don't accept people with suicidal tendencies or any mental illnesses (they don't want to lose months and thousands of dollars of investment just for you to throw yourself face-first onto the first IED you see).
That being said, if you just answer no to the explicit question of "Do you currently experience suicidal thoughts?" then you'll do fine.
>>25345416
I often think the same thing.
>>25345416
Ofcourse, hence why Im in the Army. I dont know why more robots dont join up. Just run and do some pushups, maybe learn to orienteer a little.
Who /nightwalk/ here? I know it's early, but the city is dead where I live. Pic related
Op here. Sorry for the sideways shot, I'm obviously using my phone
Potato phone
Cold hands = bad pictures
post here
if you have been
in a psych ward
and or special education
post your mental illnesses and meds
I havent been in any of those.
>>25345140
yeah, oddly enough neither have I.
I work in a mental hospital
as you do
>reading 'my twisted world' by the dodge on my normiepad
>teacher comes and tells me to put it away cause its school
>autistically forget its a killers manifesto and say "i'm reading so it's okay. see?" and hold it up to show her the screen
>mfw she looked at it briefly and said okay then walked away
>mfw i was on the part about enslaving all women
thank god she didnt actually read it
>Be in school
>Walking in the hallways
>See Stacey that I talked to somewhat
>"HEY I'M SO GLAD TO SEE YOU!!"
>She comes up to me as if she wanted a hug
>Prepare myself for a hug
>She doesn't hug me
>She hugs her Tyrone friend who was behind me
>She then notices me
>"Oh hey, anon."
>Turns around and walks with Tyrone
not sure if these are even that bad to anyone else but i cringe when i think abt em
>seventh grade, reading alone at lunch like i usually do
>playing with my spit, like sucking it in and out of my mouth
>kid sits down next to me and tries to talk to me
>lose control of my spit and it ends up everywhere, all over my book, face, clothes
>kid stops mid-sentence and just gets up and walks away
oh
>at job
>just took a massive shit in the bathroom
>as i'm leaving a regular customer starts to go in there
>panic
>tell them "don't go in there i just pooped and it smells terrible"
>they are fucking flabbergasted
>don't make eye contact with them ever again
What's the consensus on feet?
>>25331759
I usually like the ones that belong to girls.
Feet can be can be cute as fuck. I want to lick a pair right now. Thanks for reminding me.
Unless the girl has skinny feminine feet it's best for them to keep them on lock.
Feet will only make the girl look worse if they are the fat stubby lil smokie toes type.
Id reccomend girls to wear nice shoes as it gives the illusion of sexy feet even if they don't have sexy feet.
>know a guy named Paul Allen
>mutter under my breath check em pretty much every time I see him
But seriously, check my dubs
let's see paul allen's card >:)
Ameri-fag here.
>Eat.1986
>Polish Mum married an Irishman.
>Both immigrate to USA.
>Become American in every way.
>Lost touch with my Mums side.
>Mum Died when I was 10.
>Now I want to learn about Poland.
>>25351611
There is strictly no information about a country that is not more accurately learned from a factbook.
>>25351625
Also.
>this eagle looks odd
>ah, 1920
So, what is it Robos?
>There is a rope in my closet with both ends tied in a Uni knot. I want to use it as fuel in a bonfire and sit next to you, not on my neck and ceiling fan.
My message to her remains what I told her last time we met: I want to fast-forward the universe to the next century.
>I ponder digesting razors just to be done with you
>I love you so much.
Imagine how many more amazing experiences and relationships you would experience in life if you just had an attractive face.
>>25351488
Makes me feel bad for those poor fucks in wheelchairs or with downs syndrome or whatever.
You could have been so much more, but it's all about winning the genetic lottery. Some make it, but with others it's just, "lol, nope" and you're fucked for life. What a waste.
Imagine people thinking you're a good person simply because you won the genetic lottery?
Imagine people wanting to be around you?
Imagine getting constant confidence boost by all the external validation?
What are Stacey's gonna be doing on New Year s Eve?
>>25351429
getting pumped and dumped of course
makes me glad I'm a short ugly overweight kissless virgin
heh heh
Same shit as every other weekend just with a different hat on.
>>25351452
Pics plz. If you're a fembot
motherfucking option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got to go
I cannot grow old in Salem's lot
So here I go it's my shot.
Feet, fail me not
This may be the only opportunity that I got
>>25351165
You better lose yourself in
the music,
the moment
You own it,
you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
not feeling great.
What are you guys doing
playing mario party by myself at 1 am
reading shitposts
made this post cause i jerked it to some nasty stuff. Dont know wtf im doing familia
tfw balding 5'3 manlet who is very gun shy about women and hates having to play the alpha dominant game where you drive the conversation everywhere and impress them cuz every guy is some greater betafag kissing their ass constantly. I will die alone it seems
>>25350796
>tfw 5'3", kinda balding, and still manage to fuck women
step it up senpai.
>>25350835
I know I need to either become Chadbody or get off online dating and start expanding my social circle but I'm so busy and so gunshy. Still no excuse u right anon
There's times when my boyfriend wants to fuck and I just dont. I tell him that and his reply is always that it's " ok if you just lay there" which I don't like feeling like I'm being used but he literally doesn't stop nagging and holdjng me til I give in. I dont see the sexiness in fucking someone who's just laying there!?
As if that wasn't embarassing enough, he has a habit of initiating sex when I'm crying. like, when my loved one passed away last year his argument was that sex would make it better. He also started heavy petting and talking dirty when we were watching a holocaust movie and I was crying. Like what?
I think the times this stuff happened, fucking me when I don't even want it and screwing me when I'm sad is uncountable. At this point my girl friends heard about this and they say it a abnormal to both. But I only trust the doctors at r9k. So tell me what's going through his head? How do I get him to stop fucking and wanting to fuck in the most awkward times? As you can see I'm terrible at saying no
>>25350780
this isn't /adv/, i suggest you go there before we all shit on you
>>25350780
That sucks. I've had the first happen to me before. I used to work crazy hours and was always tired. There were a lot of times where I just physically had no energy and he tried the whole you don't have to do anything thing.
He stopped because it was boring though.
Maybe your boyfriend is into rape play or gets boners over seeing emotional girls.
It sucks for guys in general when they get hard and they want it to go away. He could also just have a higher sex drive than you.
>>25350780
I used to be like that when I was younger. I think apart of you needs to understand that as men we have needs and sometimes we will fuck even when we dont want to for our partner. I cant even count how many times I faked orgasming to just stop fucking because I wasnt feeling it, its not awkward that shit just happens. Also gtfo roastie bitch you have life on tutorial mode ree
