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This thread is for people who have browsing this website for 5+ years. Why do you still use it?
I started 4chan in 2010 and I've been grateful for the information and discussions I've dissolved in the past 5 years. However I feel the excitement has long past me and I feel this website has changed my min in ways that have negatively affected my life by making this my escapism (although that was entirely on my part).
I don't know man, it just dawned on me.
Also, soundtrack for this feel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_bgCHKGl4A
Why the fuck are there 20 oldfag threads up?
2007fag here. Just browse a random board for 1-2 hours a day. Site's gone to shit but you can usually find something mildly interesting. Simply don't indulge too long, site's not worth it anymore.
>>25352723
I thought you said she and not site, I actually felt that a little.
this is an inane list of food i have at my house:
>ranch dipped wotwings dorritos jacked
>cheez-its original
>mini reese's
>two things of twizzlers
>sugar cookies(homemade)
>chocolate chip cookies (homemade)
>blondies
>ben and jerry's cherry garcia
>ben and jerry's red velvet cake
>dirt pudding
>grape soda
>>25352561
>dirt pudding
>>25352605
think that means bits of cookie in there
>>25352561
Slob. How fat are you?
Just posting a thread because I'm butthurt and wanted to say Fuck you one more goddamn time you cunt.
I can't understand how years later I'm still hurt, like the scab is still there. I've moved on and even gotten married, there have been relationships since you, but all I want is what I had with you. It was easy, it was free, I didn't have to try and earn it. It was fucking innocent.
Kill yourself faggot, end your life. Not later, not tomorrow, today.
It hurts to hear your songs, I'm still afraid of seeing your type of car. Fuck you and your fiance you went back to that I cucked years ago. Fuck all the friends you stole that I haven't seen in years. Fuck you for making being in the same college as you so terrifying because of the off chance we may run into each other, or find out we had mutual friends. God that scares the shit out of me.
>want to fap
>hands are cold
>>25352500
>want to fap
>dick smells
>if fap, hands will smell like dick
>will smell dick every time I wipe snot
>water too far away
Should I just lick my hands?
>>25352538
yes
this should be obvious
just suck on your fingers until they don't smell anymore
>>25352500
Does anyone else like it better when their hands are cold and they masturbate? I mean I can do it pretty much any temperature, but cold feels nice on my dick.
>tfw no redhead gf to impregnate
>>25352456
>part Irish
>out of nowhere have the desire to fuck a redhead Scottish/Irish woman and impregnate her.
>my second biggest dream
Pic unrelated, but that's how I feel
What is up with this board and red heads. Black haired blue eyed beauties is where it's at.
>>25353045
pic related guise
Help. I can't think of any more erotic scenarios to get off to?
I'm a lady who has an abundance of sexual imagination and now I have a dry spell of no visions to touch myself to. Help. Help. Help.
Signed, imaginative lover
Raped by a fucking donkey
Go read fanfiction written by women for inspiration because I can assure you, the good shit is better than anything men can come up with. It's mostly homo but if you're not into that you're missing out.
IMAGINE ME TAKING A FAT SHIT
Do any anons want to commit suicide with me this week. I am supposed to go to rehab on Wednesday. Am in the Philadelphia area if anyone is down to shoot each other or something before then, I am too scared to kill mysef but maybe as a team we could do it. Not a trollpost
Got a car? Drive to my state and I'd do it.
>>25352470
What state are you in? No car but I could take a bus.
>>25352420
why don't you just quit being such a pussy faggot and get a job?
Hey /r9k/ do any of u guys know how to hack like Elliot from Mr Robot? If so how did u learn hacking? Did u major in computer science or something? Almost all of us are neets with nothing to do but watch animes and browse 4chan, why not make hacking a hobby?
tldr:teach actual robots how to hack like mr robot
And idk if this should go on /adv/, just thought since /r9k/ likes this show, id post it here.
>>25352348
Hacking is illegal.
There isn't huge gain from it any more.
Not worth it
what even is hacking. like when you hear about a company getting hacked and leaking thousands of accounts and passwords, what actually happened there?
>>25352372
What do u mean not worth it anymore anon?
>White People
>Muslim commits a mass shooting
>Oh my fucking God Muslims are horrible people!
>White kid shoots up a school
>That kid is mentally ill. Nobody is to blame here.
>Muslim People
>Muslim commits a mass shooting.
>That guy is mentally ill and what he did was not in the name of Islam. Just because he's Muslim doesn't mean anything. Stop bringing religion into this.
>White kid shoots up a school.
>Lol look at those stupid Americans all they do is shoot up schools.
Why are people like this? Why do people believe all black people have slave ancestors. Why do people believe all Germans were Nazis? Why do people believe the Jews did nothing wrong?
>>25352297
If we all just race mixed there wouldn't be a problem
>>25352297
if not mistaken white people don't have a religion
>>25352297
only one of these two groups do this in their home countries.
Why do you guys care so much about identity politics here? I say this in regards to identifying as a "robot". Why is it important to you?
its just a way to feel like you fit in with something, considering this is essentially a board for socially inept single losers who ate lunch alone in hs
I can't relate to people who have fucked women or have friends. I don't wan't to read about that shit
>>25352282
it's important to distinguish an in-group so that we can more easily exclude the people who don't think like we do
why don't I dream whenever I fap?
It's not just a coincidence but I actually only dream when I don't fap for 2 or 3 days.
I've tried it about a dozen of times now and my dreams always return on the second or third day, otherwise I never have any dreams (I fap at least 3 times a day).
Watching porn interferes with REM sleep
whos that girl?
>>25352276
I have the same problem. No idea why
Wake up with morning wood look in the doorway and you see this. What do?
Lose my morning wood
I'd hit it
Hiro remove robot reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Thats fucking disgusting desu
>Was gonna quit my job
>Boss gives me a $3.00 hourly raise
Mfw
i'm happy for you anon. where do you work?
Manual labor & union. Was clearing $70k before my raise
>>25352156
>been making $12/h as a graphic designer the past 2 years
>going to take a new job in a few days that gives me a 80% raise, leaving my old place of employment high and dry as they start a major new project
pay me what i'm worth and you won't get shambled next time
What are you doing for New Years Eve /r9k/?
Probably going to a party, I'd rather be staying home alone though.
Wage slaving until 10 pm then going to the gym.
My family are going to have our Christmas that night because we had to go out of town last week for a family emergency.
How many pushups can you do?If the number is less than 20, you're basically a woman.
My record is 28, improved from 16 just 3 months ago.
i could probably do 30 if i really tried
this time last year i couldn't do 5
small miracles
>>25352121
Consecutively?
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