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What can I do to make up for being indian?
Should I lift weights or learn to /fa/?
>>24639565
You take the poo to the loo
Yes, both
>>24639565
start by pooing in loo
>rupee for your poopie
What are some well-paying jobs where you basically don't have to talk to anyone and can internet while you work?
Also work-from-home is a plus.
I worked a security job for a bit.
Barely any talking.
You just go on the internet your whole shift while doing drugs.
>>24639462
Most IT jobs that aren't entry-level service desk stuff are like this.
I work for the County. I spend probably half of every day browsing and shopping.
>it's a "you forgot to feed your pets so they all died" dream
>it's a "you're back in high school and you can't remember your locker combination" dream
>it's a "you're jumping from a great height" dream
>it's a "you're naked at a party and your name's trending on twitter" dream
>it's a "you killed an elephant and are going to prison" dream
>>24639243
>It's a "you're fighting someone you fucking hate but you can't throw a punch worth a shit" dream
>It's a "you're running from something, but you can barely stand up" dream
Some girl is into me but im not tat attracted to her. Is it worth using practice girls if you've never had aa gf?
OUT HERE IN THE FIELDS
OUT IN THE FIELDS
THE SHITTING HAS BEGUN
OUT IN THE FIELDS
THEY'RE POOING ONE BY ONE
Yes. A wise man once told that "You gotta hump a few clunkers before you can fondle a Ferrari."
I think that's right.
>bf became mentally ill hikke
>lets his cat shit all over the basement
>won't leave basement
So you're the most intolerant female-hatin' dudes on the net.
Where's the limit on how much one should tolerate one of you types?
>>24638920
Take him out back and shoot him
>>24638940
Is there no cure for it?
Tell him he better start cleaning up after himself or you're leaving. The rest is up to him.
Dog barking at 6 am through neighbors apartment walls. What can I do. I want to kill the dog. It barks for hours. https://youtu.be/iAPzJ4aQnWk
get some earpro or deal with it bitch nigga
>>24638914
>deal with it
He just asked for ways to.
Call the SPCA, say you think your neighbors are psychologically torturing it. They'll come in and seize the animal with the police, and those pooch pumpers will find any little thing they can to justify it.
DOG gets a new home, you don't have to listen to it, neighbors get a court order against getting a new dog. Everyone wins. Except for your neighbor.
>she likes playing video games and watching anime
>>24638852
>She'z alive
>she curses like a sailor
>she's just "one of the guys"
Last night at a bar I was talking to a girl about hentai.
She was nice.
The shit?!
Kent has no videos.
What did I miss?
>>24638836
>he doesn't know
Take a seat, anon...
>>24638851
Fill me in, damn.
>>24638851
What happened?
He did it Rodger style?
I'll start
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSCzDykng4g
There is no such thing as a fembot.
Prove me wrong, roasties.
>>24638807
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOyEw9bT8yQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjlSZwCoXDU
the time has come
>"i want you out anon"
it`s time to become a wagekek
>i`m 18
>only place i can get a job is at a supermarket
can`t stand the idea of meeting my old school m8s (at school i had high hopes for my future everyone thought i was going to uni) instead i became a NEET for 1year ...
>"oh... you work here anon... that is ... good ..."
>"weren`t you going to uni?"
i can`t do it anons ... but i have to be out by feb./mar.
feelsbadman.jpg
You should kill yourself, life is meaningless.
A) try warehousing
B) "Oh I took a year off to save money"
>>24638725
Just tell them that you stopped because of family issues ffs, learn to lie
Are there any robot Bulgarians here?
>Kude jiveete?
>Kakvo rabotite?
>Kakvi psihichni zabolqvania imate?
>Kolko puti ste pravili sex?
>Kakvo buhte napravili aro spechelite edin milion evro
>pushite/piete li?
I never thought someone from Bulgaria sits on r9k
>>24638946
I didn't know they have internet over there.
>tfw when russian and understand every single one of these questions.
Bulgarian is a joke language desu.
You have to fuck the boy on the right before you can have sex with the girl on the left.
Do you accept?
That's the nicest looking boy i've ever seen
What's his dad like?
>>24638474
Can I just have only the boy senpai
if hes over 18 and willing, sure.
But its sounds like bait.
NORMIE HELPING ROBOTS
I'm a normie. AMA robots. I'm here to help.
>>24638449
Upside down even when I flip in on my fucking phone.
We don't want help. If we wanted help from normies we would go to /adv/ or /soc/
Fuck off, get off my board.
>>24638449
>>24638467
Kill yourself, kin
What's the name of this girl? Is she a "fembot"? I need more pics for certain reasons.
Get cancer.
im gonna murder you in real life you fucking miscarriage
What the fuck are you doing you tosser, I hope a bus hits you twice on the same day you pathetic piece of wank
Okay you inept beta fucks, listen up, if you haven't figured out how to use feminism as a weapon yet then you are retarded. Look at pic related, tl;dr guy comments "slut" on ugly feminist monkeys page, she uses his normiebook profile to get him fired.
Now stop for a second and think about the mechanics of this; guy on facebook leaves simple yet offensive comment on a facebook page and his life is ruined, but what connects him to his profile? Nothing. It could in reality be anyone, even someone posing as him.
Put 2 and 2 together.
Yeah, we know.
Facebook shouldn't be able to hold up in a court of law, but normies and geezers ruin everything.
>>24638400
>even someone posing as him.
We can use this against Chads
>>24638400
>serious abuse
>genuinely terrifying
>truly shocking
The only thing that's close to shocking here is how feminists LITERALLY are telling other women that they should feel 'serious', 'terrified', and 'shocked' by things. Rather than letting things speak on their own.
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