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who here has NO idea what they fuck to do career wise?
my friends all have found steady, good paying jobs that they enjoy. meanwhile everything seems bleak and I dont want to waste time and money learning something I hate to do
It won't get better.
>>24634032
It's not about what you want to do, it's about what you have to do in order to not starve. Welcome to life, the exit is through that noose over there.
>>24634765
This. The notion of finding something you "want to do" will fade with time. Get a job to pay the bills. Get hobbies to avoid the depression. Get a gun when that inevitably fails.
Carpe diem
>Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our great war is a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives.
How does reading this make you feel?
>>24633830
>We're consumers. We are the byproducts of a lifestyle obsession. Murder, crime, poverty, these things don't concern me. What concerns me are celebrity magazines, television with 500 channels, some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra.
it makes me feel like ur a 16 year old from reddit.
>>24633830
>>24633841
>>24633843
>implying this all isn't true
This will help to
>cleanse my body of toxins
>lose the fucking weight I gained over the week
>clear my mind and enhance my focus
>repair my immune system
>make me an overall happier person
So why aren't YOU water fasting?
>>24633714
Because I eat like a normal human being in a diet that includes fruit and vegetables. I also drink 8 glasses of water a day. Get on my level faggot.
hmmmm? all I drink is water. I think you're a moron
>clear my mind and enhance my focus
>make me an overall happier person
>repair my immune stystem
what the fuck
>>24633737
A water fast is still beneficial. I promise you!
I just put up a tree. You should too, you'll feel better. So comfy.
your tree looks like horse shit
>>24633695
What the FUCK is that? LOL
>>24633695
where's your menorah?
Jared. What went wrong?
>>24632932
ironically his main downfall was wanting to bang some chick that was over 13
>>24632932
I guess the bigger don't always fall harder eh?
>>24632932
He started weighing less and touching kids more
You CAN get a girl that doesn't believe in that marriage crap but isn't a total whore, right?
No, lol. This is real life.
Don't give up hope, Anon. I haven't. Yet.
Because once I give up hope I'll probably end up an heroing.
Also the "what her friends think I do" pic looks super duper uncomfy.
>>24632516
The statistics say no. You pretty much have to look in traditionalist communities to find a woman that could potentially be a virgin, but in those communities marriage is required.
You're either going traditional or you're getting a roastie. It's just how things are.
>Divorce Rate among western women: 50%
http://www.apa.org/topics/divorce/
>Divorce Rate among mail order brides: 20%
http://healthresearchfunding.org/17-incredible-mail-order-brides-statistics/
Daily reminder that there is L I T E R A L L Y zero reason to "lower your standards" so you can marry an overweight, entitled, gold-digging, OLD AS FUCK western cumslut.
You can be grovelling at the feet of Chad's leftovers, begging her not to divorce you and take the kids and your car and your house and your dog and half your wages for the rest of your life because she "isn't feeling it anymore," or you can be browsing facebooks at mail order bride websites right now picking out your cutie pie gf, and whoever you pick there is statistical proof that your relationship will last longer than with some western slut who will accuse you of raping her on twitter because she changed her mind mid-thrust.
Do you have any experience with this, or would they just divorce you after they got westernized?
>>24632838
the statistics are right there
western women are twice as likely to divorce you as a mail order bride
I'm 21 and I am a virgin. I don't want a Chad. I want to find a good man to marry who is gentle, honest, hard working, doesn't drink, and is self-sacrificing, as I will be the same for him. Where is my husband?
Ask a black dude with a white gf anything
>>24632284
What's it like paying alimony?
How big is your Jones, pham?
timestamp it up f@m
>Why don't you just die, anon? Why do you try so hard to live?
Killing yourself is harder
>>24632096
This. It's easier to just vegetate.
I do it just to spite myself.
who /Devilish/ here?
Are there any robots who go to Penn State, University Park that can tell me the low down?
>be first semester freshman starting this spring
>check "My Room"
>get assigned to West Halls
>get assigned to Hamilton with co-ed floors
>fuck yes
>don't get a single
>fuck
>roommate is an asian
already don't want to go
>>24632031
What's wrong with Asians, fuccboi
well your choices are mostly limited to:
asian -> quiet, won't steal your shit
nigger -> will steal your shit
poolander -> will shit on your shit
white -> shoot your shit
>>24632031
if your roommate is a stoner call campus security on him within the first week.
trust me, it's better than campus security catching both him and you together because the fuckwad stinks up the whole floor.
>poor all my life
>i judge rich people and exclude them from my life even when they try to get to know me
>i have no real sympathy for rich people because they have money to support them in anything they want to do
am i a bad person?
>>24631651
you're just a fox without grapes senpai
i mean, a lack of empathy/sympathy for another human being is bad. don't get me wrong, i lack empathy/sympathy for many people but i don't fool myself into thinking it's not morally wrong.
your lack of empathy is understandable, but it's purely an indulgence of envy
>>24631651
No, I think you'd be a bad person if you disliked them, but used them anyway to try and get shit.
>tfw you have a deep romantic attraction to girls
>tfw you can imagine life with every girl that is nice to you
>tfw you can pretty much fuck any girl expect if they're hideous
>tfw once masturbation is over, girls don't even matter anymore
>tfw if you feel any connection with a girl, you will get bored of them
>tfw afraid to commit and get shit on by them
>tfw you can never love someone
>tfw afraid to approach women because they might get offended and wouldn't like creeps approaching them 24/7 but you're so conscious about hurting people, you don't hurt them even though Chad does
>tfw even if you imagine yourself getting a gf, you're afraid she'll leave you because you're boring
>tfw even if you imagine yourself getting a gf, you're afraid you wouldn't know how to please a girl
>tfw even if you imagine yourself getting a gf, you don't want to sacrifice yourself so much for her
>tfw you feel attracted to a girl
>tfw you do your best to overcome your nature to spend more time with her, actually learn how to text so you can talk to her often
>tfw all your normal friends are happy that you're doing this, are proud of you, encourage you onward, say that the two of you would be the cutest couple
>tfw just as you feel like you're reaching the turning point, you abruptly lose almost all romantic and sexual attraction to her
What the fuck is wrong with my brain?
>>24631841
I wish I was asexual, robot. I'm surrounded by beautiful girls 24/7 and I want to touch their skins, man. Their soft skin. Their smell.
>>24631647
>thread for actual autism gets only 2 responses
/r9k/ is dead
haha..that's it
See you guys later
Pull both triggers at the same time for maximum effect
Good-bye, Robot.We cared
>>24631662
ofcourse brother
>tfw you will never ever have any friends
You're my friend
>>24631548
well, suck his dick then if you're his friend
>>24631548
Thank you anon. I just wish I had some real life friends, I want to do fun things with them.
ITT: prove you're not a normie
Link to test pls
>>24631385
this, dont be a bitch OP
>>24631385
maybe that was the test
dam
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