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who's browsing /r9k/ with gf here?
i love being a REAL robot, just like you guys!
Bf and I are currently browsing so
us 3
>>24628460
4 of us nigga.
What kind of music do girls like?
Drake and most shit on the radio
i like edgy grimdark music
>>24626848
This.
That or some shitty af emerging genre that someone just made up.
Normal mode: last two digits
Hard mode: last three digits
>>24626775
fuck off /fit/
>>24626775
>Implying that robots can even do one pushup.
kek
Anyone have any tips for good push-up form? I can only do one or two but i want to improve.
ITT we take a screenshot of our current screens.
No cleaning up.
not much to see
>>24626961
>that elliot rodgers pdf
kek top
>>24626985
I've been putting off finishing it for fucking ever
How's it coming along, fellas? :)
Thats fuckin dumb
>>24626737
>/r/4chan starts
FTFY
>>24627341
ISIS or the ducks?
You will live to see WWIII
>>24626701
WWIII won't happen in our life times
>"Hey man, looks like WWIII is happening and we're all gonna be drafted"
>"No biggie, I'll just pretend to be gay and I'm off scott-free"
>"It says here that you're a homosexual, no problem, we'll just put you in with the homosexual division in the army"
>"Excuse me, what?"
>"Yessir, gays can serve in the military now!"
>Gay sergeant walks in
>"Welcome aboard tuffin' muffin'!"
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec0XKhAHR5I
Don't worry. Wars have moved from the battlefields to the cities held hostage with weapons of mass destruction.
So unless you live in a big city or around a nuclear silo you'll probably live long enough to starve or freeze to death after the complete breakdown of society and the global economy.
Hello, Robots.
I'll say whatever you'd like.
Perhaps other robots will join in and take requests, as well.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UqpklCGulx
Say "Can I please have several robots fuck my boi-pucci"
>>24626756
Here ya go, pham. I did my best.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RPdVpBuTez
>>24626756
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05DR1vXIb1e
:^)
>tfw addicted to McDonalds
It's too tempting. They have food hot, ready and cheap. Not to mention how amazing mcgriddles are. Anybody else have an addiction to fast food?
>>24626578
I use to be when I could actually drive my car to town. I would spend at least $20 a day there. Yesterday got 1 big mac,1 quarter pounder meal, 20 mcnuggets, and 2 breakfast burritos. Stuff is to good.
>>24626578
Mcdonalds is fucking NICE!
Had a burger like 2 weeks ago and it was heaven.
>>24626578
Hey anon Mcdonalds isn't so competitive price vs quality when compared to other mid level chains like five guys.
Mcdonalds has been raising their prices yet their quality has stayed shit. The coke tastes good though
http://strawpoll.me/6138250
Let's see just how what type of mans we have here
> Omega and proud here
Omega, the only way a robot can be.
>>24626454
Why do people on this board always get cheeky when answering these, its stupid, as if its funny
>>24626454
>Gamma
Anyone who claims to be this is in fact a liar, or just has delusions of grandeur. Don't kid yourselves, you're an Omega.
>neetbux pays only 733$ USD a month federally
how in the fuck do you live on that ?
>>24626108
Live with your parents.
I have a friend who has this down pat.
He lives in a shitty apartment with another NEET. The rent there is $400/month, and they get food stamps.
$200 goes his half of the rent
$80 to utility bills
$50 to phone/Internet (he uses his phone's mobile hotspot to go online)
That leaves around $400/month for him to spend on whatever he pleases.
>>24626108
you live with parents or you find all bills paid in the ghetto for like 450 - 500 a month the rest goes toward food and you never get to buy anything for yourself
and they said I cant handle my money so my mom is my beneficiary
tfw
>tfw dad's raping my sister in the other room again
Aren't you going to join in?
>>24626104
Don't joke about that anon
She's already ruined for life. Just go join in.
ITT: We act like black people
>damn son open your present and stop crying bitch
>this food ain't spicy enough! who the hell made this shit?
>Ooga booga, wheyre da wite wimmenz at?
>is dad coming home for christmas?
>lmao naw he's still got 14 years
>fried turkey
Why are white guys who date asian girls considered 'losers', but white guys dating black girls not?
>>24625985
>Why are white guys who date asian girls considered 'losers'
This is news to me f.am
>>24625985
Cause for a white guy to get an attractive black girl he must be attractive himself.
Mix with black women, good goy, the child is an oppressed racial minority who will join our agenda.
Mix with Asian woman, BAD GOY, the child will be a mixture of two great and civilized societies and could be successful without our 'help'!
How the fuck do adult robots even get and stay fat? Especially if you live by yourself. How can you not resist buying fat people food? If it's right in front of you maybe you can't resist gorging, but if you're at the supermarket?
That's why I think fat cops are the worst. People forgive them for having such stressful jobs when it's not difficult not relying on donuts for stress relief.
I live with my mom and eat all the food she puts on my plate every day
And I'm 400 lbs
I live at home with my mum and never leave my house, I order burgers, pizza and kebab to my house almost every day. I don't exercise or move much either.
>>24626509
>>24626545
What would happen if you lardasses just stopped eating so much? Like just get a basic idea of how many calories you actually eat, and then cut it by like 500 (that's like a serving of fries or a medium portion of soda).
You can just replace soda and drop the pounds and literally do nothing. Hell, drink diet soda or just carbonated water with some lemon juice.
Has anyone tried 5 HTP? It helps with insomnia, weight loss, and most importantly depression and anxiety. It's about $20 and you can buy it on Amazon. I'm a skeleton and worry about losing too much weight and any other adverse effects like fucking up brain chemistry and all that.
>>24625713
I tried it. Was on it for a few months til the bottle ran out.
Didn't notice any effects, really
A comparison of 5HTP vs Phenibut would also be great.
>>24625794
also tried that.
Phenibut works, but it's more addictive than you'd think and the withdrawal is absolutely hell.
only buy if you can honestly, and i mean honestly, dose yourself according to a schedule/regimen and not just when you want a pick me up
