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What do you think when you see this pic, robots?
>>24629090
I think she's photoshopped to look like a literal sex doll.
Looks like an advertisement for something but I can't tell what the product is or who the audience is supposed to be.
When is evil genius going to finish chapter 342
holy fuck, they're almost three days late with no word on the matter
how come the koreans can get that shit translated in half a day, but it takes the gaijin NEETS a week?
How can I tell if a girl is into /gfd/? Am I just reading too much into it?
Another instance
text her "pls no I'll be good I swear"
baiting her is the only way to find out, so just fucking do it.
text her "would it b weird if you spanked me?/ lol jk/ but answer srsly"
Hey, got a question for the night crowd:
So I hear typical SSRIs like Zoloft tend to turn you into an emotionless zombie.
But what if I want the opposite? I'm already a zombie, and I want to feel emotions. I just want to be able to cry.
Are there any meds that let you feel?
Acid or some shit I guess
>>24628989
I usually get really angry, when I
Am drunk...
>>24628989
Go meet Molly.
Words that make you want to kill normies for saying them
>banter
>lad
>cheeky
>bro
That's about it.
>>24628947
Whenever they insert the word "nerd" into anything.
Like "watching TV hahaha, such a NERD", or "OMG READING A BOOK, SCUH A NRED"
Also selfie, I fucking hate that word with every fiber of my being, because you know who so much as utters it to take a photo is an obnoxious cunt.
>>24629284
Fuck "selfie." I swear it's started to be used just to describe a photo, even when taken by someone else. Fills me with irrational rage.
>i don't care if you're lonely anon, you are no entitled to a woman
Your response?
>>24628858
This place looks expensive, you're paying for all this shit.
and you aren't entitled to life, swine!
*teleports behind her
>>24628858
B-but I, but I... Okay.
Have you ever seriously thought of raping someone?
Just curious.
>>24628597
No, but I like to think about my oneitis raping me.I don't care if I don't enjoy it, I just want him to be happy ;_;
When I watched the movie Groundhog Day, I pondered whether or not I would eventually get bored enough to commit rape and whether Bill Murray did off camera.
>>24628597
Yeah, mainly the type of women i dislike, preferably if they were dead, so i'd have to murder then rape.
I don't really fantasize about it or masturbate to the thought, it's not a fetish of mine but the thought has crossed my mind and i have entertained it, i concluded that it would have to be a freshly deceased body otherwise rape just doesn't seem very appealing.
How feasible do you reckon it would be to remove all pornography from my computer and set a rule where I am to only masturbate to images of my waifu, given that my favorite boards are red?
Also I don't care in the slightest for this chick but I am very reluctant to delete this picture.
>>24628520
Who's your waifu?
>>24628520
I dislike it when they give Asuka big boobs, flat chests are love
>>24628535
A mysterious japanese teenage bisexual internet demon pornography of whom is scarce but existent. Who's your waifu?
ITT: We post green flags for girls.
>She likes to play video games
>>24628502
>vidya games obviously
>into cuddling
>doesn't obsess over what she eats
>Isn't a brainwashed social media using SJW
> Makes tendies like mommy
Hold on you faggot, it depends on the video games.
>She isn't a "gamer girl", just a girl who plays games
>Shes played all types of games
Is anyone here on the Aspergers spectrum?
I've been wondering about this for a while. I've been tested a few times and they always say I don't have it, but multiple people have told me I probably do, including people in my own family. Usually after I tell them I don't have it, they tell me to get retested because the doctor probably fucked up and I definitely do.
Are there any surefire ways to tell this kind of thing? Are those tests just not accurate? I don't want it, but if I do have it I should probably be on some medication or something.
pic related it's my RDOS quiz
Bumparooooooni
>>24628432
You're probably just an idiot. No snowflake for you.
It's pretty rare to find someone who would diagnose an adult with autism/asperger's unless they exhibited very severe symptoms.
Beyond a certain point, behaviors/"quirks" that someone with more mild symptoms might exhibit are often attributed to simply being quirky or eccentric.
>Be straight
>decide to try out some anal play since guys on 4chan always says its just an extra sensation and its not gay, just weird.
>Buy the tastiest looking dildo I could online, tenjo tenge Dan from nls
>buy anal lube
>had a virgin anus
>took like twenty minutes of relaxing in the coziest way in bed with soft music playing
>slowly worked it in
>eventually get to the base but it hurts to stroke it inside
>just jack off with it in my ass.
>do it again another time but its too much effort so just stick to sucking it sometimes when I'm using my onahole
>that was over a year ago
>mfw my anus is STILL loose and leaks farts
>having problems at work because I cant hold in my farts anymore, from only that experience
Guys.
How do I cure my anus.
you got me into this, I just want to restore my anus strength.
>>24628349
exercise your anus sphincter
>>24628349
That's the irremovable mark of the queer. Genuine gays will smell your anus with their refined sense of smell and get a hard on when ever you get near them.
>>24628349
That what you get.
Black guy wants to deport niggas in order to make america a better place
https://youtu.be/Y3RtUvD1p5U?t=4m30s
Uncle Rukus is real
Why can't all niggas act like this?
I love Tommy Sotomayor but I don't think he's the real life Uncle Ruckus solely because he doesn't hate black people, he hates thugs and ignorant pro-blacks like those from the BLM movement.
He's stated in his videos he wants black people to do better which is why he's critical of them rather than coddling them and praising them like white liberals to do, he's particularly critical of white liberals.
>>24628397
White liberals are the most racist people on the planet.
>>24628431
I agree, Tommy says those exact words in pretty much every video. White liberals are the main ones contradicting the claims he makes in his videos whereas most of the black commenters agree with him. In fact the AmazingAtheist ridiculed him for being black specifically.
>We'll all be in our 30's at some point in the future
Not me. I'm not gonna make it to 25.
>>24628233
Jokes on you I will kill myself in 4 years and 1 week. 1 day before my 30th birthday.
>death is inevitable and unstoppable
None of you go to UChicago right? If you do, plz no school shoot.
bump for no school shooting
I go there. It sucks that classes got cancelled on the last week.
>>24628151
Shit, I didn't know the partyvan was real.
are tall girls more open to dating guys shorter than they are?
>tfw aroused when tall grillss wear heels
They kind of have to be since notably tall dudes are only a segment of the population and usually have a lot of options. She'll take a shorter guy but they'll always be a consolation prize outside of some incredibly rare exceptions.
tallettes are in fact less bigoted against manlets.
how badly do you want to touch fembot's feet?
>>24628098
Who doesn't wanna touch one am i rite senpaitachi?
>>24628098
>implying fembots look like that
>implying fembots exist
Like not at all. I only like feet if they're small and dainty and attached to a small and dainty female who is probably underage.
