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ITT Post your personality type and your sexual preferences, interests, etc. I want to see if their is any correlation between the two
http://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test
>ENFP-T
>bisexual, submissive, into bondage, chastity, pet play, traps, etc.
>INTJ
>no fetishes pretty vanilla
>INFP
>submissive male/trap
>bondage, latex, anal (receiving), object insertions and fisting, pet play, chastity, slave/rape roleplay
INFJ-T "The Advocate"
Straight, nearly asexual in terms of actual desire towards real people. Not turned on by visuals. I get off primarily by reading and writing smut/ERP and don't orgasm from sex. I only really enjoyed IRL sex when my partner and I were in character, roleplaying some strange story.
>get drunk and buy a hooker
>randomly ask her why she became a hooker before we fuck
>she basically says she wants to make as many people happy with her body as possible
>moralfag takes over my body out of nowhere
>ask her to wait outside and drive to atm
>pull out five hunned dollas
>give it to her and tell her to go away
>she insists on fucking instead of just taking it for free after a short arguement
>settle for a handjob with lube since I didn't want to fuck her anymore since I'd feel guilty
>realize how retarded I am after I pass out and wake up hours later
give me one reason why I shouldn't kill myself
>>24635964
jesus fucking christ i'd fuck the shit out of that girl how could you be any more physically perfect
you're pretty nice
>>24635964
Lesson learned. Don't feel obligated to kill yourself; not yet. If you do it again...
You should have had you suck your dick for hours. You paid for that whore and you should be getting your money's worth.
Why do NEET's think the only two "wageslave" jobs are either working at McDonalds or being an accountant? And that everyone must hate their jobs? I can only accurately comment on my own circumstances but I get paid $19 US an hour and only work 3 days a week at a pet store without having had any prior experience or special skills. I'm required to do borderline nothing, and there's a computer there with internet so I just shitpost most of the time, serve maybe 10 customers over my 8 hour day. Just with spare change this year after bills and such I'm travelling for 2 months in a couple of weeks. Never have a problem affording anything I want given there's nothing that unreasonable. How is this so unachievable or undesirable for NEETS? And I'm confident most working people on here have it even better/earn more. Where is the problem in this?
Sounds like you got it good OP, congrats.
>>24635928
Thanks anon, you comfy? I'm comfy
>>24635946
I am very comfy, friend. Hot coffee and wrapped up in my blanky. Cold and grey outside. Have a bit if a cold, but it just adds to the comfiness.
So where you gonna be travelling?
>Casual and anonymous sex arranged via social media sites, such a Tinder and Grindr, has led to an increase in STDs across the US state of Rhode Island, health officials have announced.
>The Rhode Island Department of Health announced that between 2013 and 2014, there was a 79% increase in syphilis, a 30% increase in gonorrhoea and a 33% increase in HIV.
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/tinder-grindr-driving-surge-syphilis-gonorrhea-hiv-reveals-us-study-1502982
>LOS ANGELES (September 18, 2015) AIDS Healthcare Foundation (AHF) released its latest billboard campaign in Los Angeles this week to draw attention to rising STD rates over a time period that corresponds with the growing popularity of dating or "hookup" mobile phone apps.
http://www.aidshealth.org/#/archives/23468
>tfw you won't die because of AIDS
Heeeehehehehe.
Take that, normies!
>soon feminists are going to be crying about STD free privilege and how you're obligated to have sex with a girl even if she has an STD
>>24635976
This.
Honestly, I don't give a fuck because I don't partake in that culture and I don't intend on getting married or entering any sort of LTR. This modern culture is shit. Hedonistic crybabies.
Why do most women find it dirty if we like the way their panties smell? I mean, it's not as if they say "Eww" when we take their whole vagina in our mouths.
It's okay if you say it after like, being with a girl for a long enough time that she's ok with you rooting around in her panties drawer, to be honest.
Fresh relationships (or strangers) definitely wouldn't appreciate hearing it though
It's only weird if you're saying it to a strange girl because you can't know what her panties are going to smell like until you've fucked her.
And then when you say you like smelling girls panties there's the question of whether it's the vaginal discharge, the sweat, or rarely blood or worse.
Bodily fluids are naturally disgusting for normal people. Certain circumstances such as close relationship makes the body ignore the signals that would otherwise make the body avoid the situation.
For example, you might not care (as much) going down on a woman you love when she is on her period or you might not care (as much) having to get you hand in a pool of your daughter's piss to retrieve something she lost (this happened to me as a kid, my watch fell into the toilet).
The key here is a bond has been formed with people you trust in the past. If you aren't repulsed by stranger's body fluids you aren't to be trusted.
Anyone else have autistic dreams
>you will never fight in ww2 panzer division
>tiger specifically late version
>no snorkel but more reliable
>why live
there's a whole board for people like you
>>>/k/
>>24635863
I dream of traveling the world on the path to becoming a legendary martial artist.
But in really life I am too poor to even leave the city I am in, and the only modern day martial arts legends are MMA fighters and actors.
>>24636021
At least your dreamthough unlikely at bestis even possible
>Tfw 2500 word term paper due in 8 hours
>haven't started
What do I do robots?
Copy idiot
Keep posting on r9k
>>24635821
Go to one of those sites where you can pay some Chinese kid to write your whole paper in 2 hours.
Maybe we should all just become normies and SJWs, and all-around degenerates.
They're only getting more powerful and influential by the day.
>If you can't beat em, join em.
Life as we know it right now is unsustainable, eventually there will be a global conflict not unlike a world war and then all the SJWs will die first as their collective bubble pops because they forfeited their ability to deal with reality.
You can just pretend to be a normie while improving yourself and pretending for the inevitable (actual) happenings.
Is starvation REALLY this landwhales biggest concern??
Also, that's a lot of trigger content in one sentence. Tumblr never ceases to amaze me.
>>24635780
What's an honest estimation of how many guys she's fucked off tinder?
18? 20?
what if "depression" is just the lucid realization that life isn't worth the effort?
what if the jews label any person who isn't a wagekek mentally ill, so they can drug/brainwash you back into the machine? what if they make a lot of money from this process as well?
what then robots?
I'd hardly consider depression a good thing to have in any sense going by what the robots write here on a daily basis.
As the animal kingdom shows, depression is not a natural way to be.
>>24635672
Depression is an extreme form of sadness.
It's not specific to any particular problem. There are thousands of potential problems in life, and people react to those problems in different ways. Depression is just an unhealthy way in which the mind reacts to a problem. Of course some people have good lives and then suddenly get depressed, can be set off by pregnancy or an illness.
>>24635672
Dunno. We'll see when we're dead. Meet you there. What's your first name?
How the fuck do I gain weight to my arms specifically, my body is too thin overall but I can see all my hand bones and veins through my fucking skin, in school cunts would come up to me and grab my twig arms and ask if I needed food not even in an asshole kind of way they seemed legitimately concerned about my weight, recently my sister has told me my father has concerns of me starving myself to death, is the only way to get bigger arms by doing exercise? Because my limited understanding of how muscle works is that it needs fat there to burn if you want muscle.
You're a stupid neurotic retard with very real problems and you CAN NOT evaluate yourself in any accurate way.
What you need to do is read the /fit/ sticky and start bulking + lifting
if you can't do the lifting, just start bulking and do some bodyweight calisthenics shit you can look up.
if you're a piece of shit just eat more, you're fucking yourself up and skeletons ends up with heart problems bro
Just lift. If your arms are still too skinny then wear long sleeves or roll them to where your forearm begins
LOL
LOL
CHICKENS DON'T HAVE ARMS!!!!!!!
DO YOU HAVE WINGS AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
LOL
I started a punk band with 2 robots and a wizard whom i met on an omegle thread and we just released a demo AMA
http://witewash.bandcamp.com/releases
Lmk when you get shirts niqqa
>>24634880
this is some pre-avante garde experimental metal shit.
this shit is what Mike Patton grew up on
Instrumentalists pretty darn technically proficient, but everything else needs work senpai. I found the vocals pretty unlistenable but I think the production had a hand in that... Vocals were consistently mixed pretty poorly with the rest of the tracks. Lyrics were also pretty uninspired.
Solid effort altogether but I'd try to be a little less nasal on the vocals and then you might feel more comfortable bringing them forward a bit in production. There's something here if you guys work at it.
>15 - 18, be awkward teen who never gets any girls
>19-21, make changes, start gaining confidence, bagging teenage chicks left and right
>22-26, full-on chad mode, banging hotties at school left and right, other chads fear and despise me
>27, get engaged and then break it off
>28-29, slowly become the ultimate robot, no hope in sight
I...I guess this is my life now.
what am I supposed to do now? I mean aside from completely change everything about my life again so that I can stop wallowing in self-pity and sadness?
life seems so empty and difficult recently. this seems like such a tragic result after all I've been though and accomplished.
>needs some other person in life to be happy
Lol normalfags, when will they learn
Sorry, but you can't be a robot if you've had sex of any kind. I'm sure you understand.
>>24634869
rolling for 22~26
This is how normies see you guys.
>>24634854
>tfw walk the dog every morning and afternoon
>never donated blood but i do support charity
>gave money to homeless countless of times
>still no gf
I do all of theese things also and i have no gf yet?
>>24634854
I tried being a good person and I didnt get a gf
So, I keep reading about how Sasha Grey is one of the most fucked up mainstream pornstars there was in terms of what she was willing to do on camera. I'm interested in exactly what it was she did to get that reputation, but I don't want to actually see anything. I don't like porn, especially the really fucked up kind. So could someone just give me a summary of her "greatest hits". Again, no actual pictures of this stuff please.
>>24634283
she unironically did real bareback anal on camera a few times
not trolling
>>24634283
i don't know in general but i remember seeing her licking a toilet
james deen raped her so badly that she began questioning her own existence
who else /prostate orgasm/ here
feels unbelievable tbhfam, sorry for all the robots missing out
Can the robots start posting more traps n stuff?
I can't achieve them.
No matter how hard I try.
>>24634022
do you use a finger or dildo?
try buying an aneros, its easy to use and works every time
also try smoking a ton weed and getting drunk, it gave me orgasm for like 30 minutes straight
