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Have you ever hit bottom?
It seems like the vast majority of people on r9k are pretty much college kids from decent families who have comfy lives. I want to hear stories about people whose lives are absolute shit on every facet and hopefully what you did to escape that.
I know a guy from tinchat. He's black from Dominican or something, his mother died by OD when he was 12, his father of a heart attack when he was 16 or so. Prostituted himself, says he has murdered and I have reason to believe him. He's stuck scissors up his ass on webcams for profit, and later, just the attention value. Somehow he got technically certified for web development stuff and got a fat Asian wife. Fucking niggers can not be robots.
>>24633617
Alright. I'm 33 and never found anything resembling love or happiness.
My father was an alcoholic who my mother divorced when I was three. Then my mother abused me for basically my entire childhood until I was 15 I think and she tried to kill me so I had to go live with my grandmother who would steal money from me and claim it was her right because I lived under her house. I'm gay and have morals, so I'll never find a boyfriend, even though I was very attractive when I was younger and I'm not terribly unattractive now. I have no family outside of the same grandmother, no friends and every time I've loved anyone it's been a complete disaster.
>>24633617
if you want stories like that, go to 420chan on one of the harder drug boards. robot stories are boring as all fuck honestly
Hey robots, tomorrow is my birthday and I've never been lonelier. I don't plan on suicide because I'm from a privileged family and people I could be on shittier situations if I were poor.
How do you guys deal with loneliness on special dates like birthday, new years or Christmas?
General feels, social anxiety and lonely thread.
>>24633226
>I don't plan on suicide because I'm from a privileged family and people I could be on shittier situations if I were poor.
That's a stupid excuse.
Poorer people are actually less likely to commit suicide because of larger families, being more religious, etc.
It's priveleged people whose lives can't get much better and who have nothing else to kill them that do themselves in more often.
>>24633226
Have you tried alcohol?
>>24633448
Once. I'm not a big fan of it in paper, but when I drank it was pretty cool. Thanks for the tip buddy
Is The Wall by Pink Floyd a robot approved album?
why or why not?
Post other robot approved albums as well.
>>24633053
Daft Punk is pretty normie now, so I'd say yes. Yes it is. For my electronic/synth needs I listen to Purturbator now.
>tfw you find a new band but they only have a few albums ever released
Pink Floyd is normiecore / dadrock
I can't tell you whether or not The Wall is "robot approved" but I can tell you it's approved by THIS robot.
It's been stuck in my head something fierce for the past few days, I listened to it yesterday.
What it it like to have an older sister?
I was supposed to have an oneesan but she died at birth and recently I can't stop thinking about how my life would have been different with her.
Your life would have been more annoying but having sisters is good because then you don't see girls as alien creatures like the autists on here make them seem to be
My sister might be a sperg. She took care of me when I was a kid, and at one point strangled me because I am a borderline sociopath. She's helped me out a lot financially, but she the way she thinks the world works is just... not right. She's misandrist in the sense she doesn't like what men do and judge them for it (especially sexually), but she has no perspective on what being a man is like.
>>24632957
Reinhardo
Are there any good cars made after 2012 that dont look like it was made for a soccormom?
SUV preferred but doesn't have to be
Under 20k
>>24632874
>good
>post 2012
>SUV but not a soccermom SUV
>sub 20k
A Jeep Patriot is probably your only real choice.
man I don't even know any of the new models. just buy a crown vic, best car I ever owned.
>>24633014
>crown vic
Only white trash drug dealers drive those cars
>be me
>I used to have close friends
>mostly internet friends, no cool people who live near me
>over time I get worse at maintaining friendships/relationships, become more and more antisocial
>drift apart from friends
>still on good terms with each other, just talk less and less over time
>eventually stop talking entirely
>years go by
>I miss them
>want to be friends with them again
>they'd probably be happy to hear from me, they liked me a lot
>I am concerned that if I try to get in touch with them again we'll just talk once or a few times then drift apart again after only talking a few times or less, because I can't carry on conversations and don't know how to maintain friendships
>especially considering they don't live near me so we can't even hang out irl
>miss talking to them online but not good at talking to people or having conversations
>add them to my friends lists on fake facebook accounts
>they don't know it's me
>talk to them
>using a fake identity
>nice to talk to them again even if it's not as myself
>nice to sorta in a way be friends again
Should I contact them for real as myself? idk what to do
No, they've forgotten you. They've got jobs, wife's, kids, mortgages now and you're nothing but a foggy memory
>>24632889
Nope, they haven't forgotten me. One of them, when I was talking to her using a fake identity, even mentioned me (the real me). They don't have kids or mortages and they are girls so they cetainly don't have wives.
>>24632862
you're such a creepy weirdo for doing that
they would be fucking horrified if they found out
>She says you're funny
>Chad cums on her tummy
>>24632732
>you stutter while thinking about her
>she mutters while chad spluters
>she laughs at your jokes
>chad throatfucks her as she chokes
>>24632732
>>24632763
no one thinks you're funny you fat sacks of shit
Help /r9k/ I have a final project I haven't started yet due tomorrow and a presentation.
I've been procrastinated all day and can't start. I don't want to fail the class and ruin the entire semester of doing well in it.
>>24632691
i'm with you m8. i realized the thing i have to do is due at 1pm today instead of 11:59pm, and now i can't get myself to work on it. i'll probably be up all night. then i'll be up all night again to make the presentation....
>>24632691
oh yeah plus the guy i'm supposed to be working with has done literally nothing. so it's all fucking on me
>>24633004
Well I guess we have the same problem. How do you force yourself to do it? Do you take ADD medication? I want to try it because this is just ridiculous.
>tfw have a 10 minute power point presentation and a 6 page paper due in a couple days
fug bros
>tfw every big project is behind me and I only have to "worry" about finals
Feels good, man.
>10 minute power point presentation
Literally half hour job.
>>24632563
how to i stretch the powerpoint? I have 4 slides with 3-4 bullet points each. How long do you think i can stretch each slide to last? I have a minute and a half video as well
>finally make a tinder
>no idea what to have as my picture
I don't have friends (and I'm virgin), but I did take a few selfies while on a walk today to try and seem like someone a grill would "swipe right" on. I don't know how autistic they look though.
What do you guys who have tried it use?
>>24632279
Full body shot, don't look into the camera or you'll seem desperate.
That's all it takes provided you look half-decent.
Random Chad instagram so I don't get ignored and want to kill myself.
I asked a girl friend of mine what I should do for Tinder and she surprisingly said selfies are the way to go
She said she doesn't like dudes in group pictures because it takes a long time to figure out who is who or something like that
Of course, that's just one girl's opinion, but I can see it being true. Justb urself
Selfies, maybe a picture or two with a sibling/friend/somewhere social (so you don't seem like a serial killer taking pictures in your basement), and a full body picture
>That smell of your childhood friend's house
God I miss it
>tfw I never had any childhood friends
>tfw never got to experience going to friends houses
I bet you sucked your bestfriend's dick and now have a shota fetish.
whenever i remember something like that i remember the horrible person they turned out to be.
Who growing mustache?
Started growing about 3 weeks ago and will let it grow for a couple months to see just how thick and long i can get it.
You're kidding, right? I grow that much in less than a week.
Weak stache
Thats a week mustache for me.
Mines also fuller and doesnt drop on the sides.
You were right /r9k/
I finally got a gf after all this time, and she chose Heroin over our relationship and broke up with me. It hurts so bad, I don't think I am going to be able to handle it. You guys were right I never should have trusted a woman. I'm sorry I forsook Virgin brotherhood.
Never let a girl steal your mana
>>24631962
>trusting a woman
>trusting a junkie
>trusting both at once
here's where you fucked up
>>24632076
I know, I was stupid to think that it could work.
Did she look like this?
whats it like to have a best friend(s)?
bonus points if you're best friends since childhood
>>24631872
>implying any of us have friends
>only have one friend throughout middle and high school
>he dies of a heroin overdose a few years after graduation
>>24631872
you know that no matter what, there is someone out there who understands you for exactly who you are. Who will like you unconditionally for the rest of your life. You've shared so many experiences that you're inseparable. As you get older, you see eachother less and your lives both start changing. Even so, you still have the comfort of knowing that you'll meet up in the future. Whether it be next month or next year.
A true best friend is a best friend for life. To me, a best friend is someone who you can share very intimate thoughts with, because there is a deep mutual understanding between you. it takes a special person to be a best friend. It's really radical, bro.
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto
Mata ahoo Hima de
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto
Himitsu wo Shiri tai
You're wondering who I am
(Secret, secret, I've got a secret)
Machine or mannequin
(Secret, secret, I've got a secret)
With parts made in Japan
(Secret, secret, I've got a secret)
I am the modren man
I've got a secret, I've been hiding under my skin
My heart is human, my blood is boiling
My brain I.B.M., so if you see me
Acting strangely, don't be surprised
I'm just a man who needed someone
And somewhere to hide
To keep me alive, just keep me alive
Somewhere to hide to keep me alive
