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>all women are whores who have shitloads of casual sex
>live in a city with two universities, both more than 50 % female
>only had prostitutes
This feel is so fucking bad. Post if you know these feels.
I remember one bus in to the city centre turned in to a clown car with over 50 % of passengers being 18-21 year old girls. It was god taunting me.
>>24625617
they are what they are, we are what we are.
id stick to the prostitutes honestly
>>24625617
have you considered that the problem may not lie with every single woman, but with you, anon?
That's pretty much what is creating school shooters.
A massive group of permanent involuntary celibates is being created, AND women are hyperdisplaying their mating characteristics to attract the vanishingly few men they are really willing to fuck.
It can't just be one or the other. It has to be both at the same time. Every single human female is now wearing skintight clothing and accentuating and revealing every aspect of her secondary sex characteristics that drives men insane.. to go to her day job. Not even to whore it up at some club. Just daily attire.
I just want one person that I like talking to that also likes talking to me
Why is this so hard to find
Pls teach me how to be likable robots
>thread was ignored
pls no
>>24625583
Ohshit I know you, I remember you, you're so fucking annoying dude oh my god just fucking stop noone is going to like you with your personality.
Ik its so odd, I can't find anybody either, most likely because I hang out in the wrong places
>tfw you remember every conversation with your oneitis
>tfw you make references to things she said
>tfw "lol what are you talking about anon?"
>tfw she doesn't remember
>tfw she doesn't think about you at all
>tfw you are just another person that she interacts with
>>24625491
>mfw my ex admitted that she doesn't even remember most of our relationship
>mfw I remember it clear as day
>>24625491
>tfw she says - i'd really like to drink some alcohol this weekend. I replied - i hope you'll have great weekend.
>>24625531
I really like this picture, it captures the essence of wojak perfectly. Mind if I save?
This board is too negative.
Let's try having a healthy, self-worth boosting thread as we head into the week.
You had one chance at life. List what's gone well for you in that one chance, things you appreciate.
>one chance at life
>my family loves me, even my dad though I don't know where he is and haven't spoken to him in a decade
>not poor
>I once enjoyed several things, so it's conceivable that I rekindle those interests
>going to school, have a chance to make living doing what I enjoy
>still am young
Your turn!
>>24625456
>I have a decent high school diploma
>Relatively fit despite being a NEET
>I would probably look ok if I went to a dermatologist and got my acne-infested face taken care of
That's about it
I wasn't born a male.
>>24625456
no, everything is fucking awful and it never gets better EVER
thats the way things are for the people who are stuck here
maybe not for you, but you can just fuck right off
>>24625928
and you too, "femanons" are the cancer that has been killing r9k forever
Don't ask why but I need as many voice clips of people going like this:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15KkstkO7bS
As possible. Thanks in advance.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FetyGRkSpA
>>24625536
fuking kek
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09JYIGmqO4v
here you go
He died for our sins.
Post Elliot pictures and lets remember his struggle in life.
Posting the supreme gentleman
>>24625334
Guy was a piece of shit. Even if he had gotten laid, he would have found something else to bitch about. I would have loved to torture him
Seriously, RIP Elliot. You will be missed. We'll still be here fighting the good fight.
How do you think women reacted to this man killing himself because he was a manlet?
>>24625294
Probably secretly overjoyed that he did because one less manlet to hit on them.
>>24625294
>even though
>5'7"
lol manlet journalist detected
>>24625294
>even though
top kek
Has anyone here actually met a trap/trans person in real life?
I moved in with my oneitis a year ago as friends because I'm a beta fuck and it turned out her roommate is trans. I want to know other people's experiences
>go to /lgbt/
I want unbiasd opinions from robots
I've seen quite a few, but only closely interacted with two, both ftm and both of them were when I was in high school.
The first one was an autistic Tumblrette who was obsessed with art and Fandom shit, basically what you would expect. Everyone hated him not because he was trans but because he was a self-centered prick who was annoying to be around.
The second one was pretty chill, snarky and sarcastic without being a special snowflake or an edgelord about it. I still talk to him every so often.
all of my trans friends are super level headed, if slightly naive but mostly pretty harmless.
>>24625162
>be me
>be cashier wagekek
>customer is faggy-looking dude dressed in funny clothes
>what else is new
>dude buys his shit, leaves his debit card on the counter
>starts to walk away
>"sir! Your debit card"
>spins around and stomps towards me, snatches the card out of my hands
>"wh-"
>"I AM A WOMAN AND YOU WILL TREAT ME AND RESPECT ME AS SUCH.... I... YOU.... I AM NEVER SHOPPING HERE EVER AGAIN YOU HEAR MEEEEEEEE?" he shrilled in the gayest voice I've ever heard
>stomps his heels like a 5 year old having a temper tantrum
>finally storms off
>I'm standing there with my arm & hand still out from when he grabbed his debit card
>manager just shrugs at me
>rest of my day goes on normally
Finish this sentence:
When you're feeling down, just remember _________.
>>24625134
tomorrow will be worse
When you're feeling down, just remember robots feeling downer
you're not Indian
Or something like that. I mean I am and it's fine, but I'm guessing /r9k/ needs it's little self esteem boosts.
Although actually that might not be true. It's like when you're depressed and some one says "there are starving kids in africa" etc. Sort of makes you feel worse.
>tfw one chance at life
>born black
>and a girl
How did you lose at life robots?
>>24624973
my gf is black and she's doing fine...
something something betamax?
>>24624973
>born black
Same as you pham.
I hope I've not fucked this up
just kill me lads
I'm determined to get a gf. I'm just a fucking gamer. People think I'm autistic because I don't think what everyone else does. They think I'm creepy because I workout 6 times a week. They think I'm full of hatred because I can growl and listen to death metal.
I don't even want a qt 3,14. I just want contact with a human. I want to feel the warmth of someone loving me. I want to be able to hug someone and they hug me back. Am I so ugly? So rejectable that my fate is to live alone?
>>24624972
>I just want contact with a human
This
If a woman tries a big dick, will she never be satisfied with anything smaller?
>>24624668
If you try a delicious beer, will you ever go back to drinking shitty beer again? Why would you?
No its called being alpha widowed. They'll always be thinking about that huge penis, even long into marriage with a beta provider
>>24624668
My woman was fucked by a really big dick. The pain was such that she throwed herself by the window and escaped the dude. I'm with this woman for 13 years now. She experienced 33 dicks before me. Ever a 1 inch one time.
>mfw $1800 in NEETbux i get every 2 weeks came in on black friday
a toast to you wagekeks. you peasents wouldn't know a fine wine or elegant piece of art if i slapped you in the face you uncultured swine. get back to work and make sure the boss is happy though wagie these NEETbux aren't going to make themselves.
I love your threads
Are you saying you get 93.6k in NEETbux a year?
post proof or fuck off
Seems y'all forgotten that today.
>>24624316
/pol/ has that feel when no blackfriend?
>>24624316
/pol/ thinks they are superior in every way
/r9k/ knows they are trash
This comparison would be valid if /pol/ was full of black people wishing they were white.
>>24624316
Seriously, you'd have to a woman's mind which is naturally simple to actually believe that pic. Just like the retarded women who were saying that /pol/ and tumblr are no different and that just substitute the Jews for patriarchy. Gosh, I know women don't like to think but please you're embarrassing yourself.
>you're a nice guy but not wife material
>I want to be your bf but I really have no plan for the future
>you're the right girl for someone, just not for me
No guy would love me so I said fuck it and started only having sex for money.
>you're a nice guy
>>>/lgbt/
stop raiding us you fags
>>24624288
I'm a girl it was a typo
>>24624238
third for tits or gtfo
