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is it wort it to date downward if you're a KHHV? the girl in question is also a virgin
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>>24618149
Yes. You have to grind to get XP.
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They call that a practice girl. It's not really fair or nice, but that's life.
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>>24618191
Also, to be fair, women would rather date somebody more attractive and successful like you and get dumped or keked or cheated on than date an uglier dumber guy who loves her.

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What did you to improve yourself this week ?
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>>24618042
Took a shower :^)

Thought about rewriting my CV which I'll do later tonight

I'll go around the city and hand them out to McDonalds later this week.
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>>24618042
went to the gym 4 times and didnt do drugs when all my friends did yesterday. i made some bleep bloop music on my computer too.
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>>24618042
You think Jackie Chan knows that status and picture have become a meme? There's no way he intended that. What does he even do now? I imagine him as a bitter Chinese nationalist, but that facebook post is too happy.

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Would you rather be a 5'4 manlet with a 6 inch dick, or a 6'3 dude with a micro penis (1.5inches)?
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manlet

choice
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>Would you rather...
>Would you date a...
>Would you ever....

knock it off with these fucking threads already.
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>>24617972
Rather be the tall dude. Can't get a relationship as either of the two, but at least the tall dude has better job prospects.

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What would your mother say if she know you, actively or passively, consume hours of woman-hating media each week?
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She does, and she says
"Oh my gaaawd anon! Where did I go wrong? You're just doing this to get a rise out of me. You aren't a bad person sweetheart. You're my heart walking outside my body"
Then she takes a wine break
"darling you are my sweeeeet girl, my little angeeel. Our faces look the same!"
Then she takes another wine break
"do you, do you need therapy sweetheart? We have insurance, that's what the insurance is for!"
Then she drinks more.
"Do me one o' your dances my looly bird"
The I do a dumb dance for her and leave because she passes out on the couch.

She's the reason I have these opinions.
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>>24618009
are you a grill?

adfadf
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>>24618009
This is a more detailed answer than I expected.

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prove me erroneus
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I've never felt either so I can't.
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>>24617870
same desu original commentt
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>>24617847
I would be content in a relationship where she didn't give me sex, but just hugs and cuddles. I can probably live with fapping and having sex once in a blue moon.

I once paid one of my normies friends friend 5 dollars to come to my house and cuddle with me (in a non-sexual way) for 20 minutes while she reads a book or something, best fucking feeling ever would recommend/10.

Why aren't you robots paying girls to cuddle with you? It makes you feel really good afterwards.

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Would you date a dark girl like pic related?
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Yes. She is cute. I see no problem in that.
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>>24617390

yes

id date women of all races colors haircolors eye colors and height ... not weight tho ...

because lets be real if id restrict myself to 1 race and narrow down my potential pool of partners (implying i have one) even further it would mean the absolute end

people who do this and come here and cry that they cant get a GF just have too high standards desu
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This is when you realise that the color of skin doesn't really matter, her facial features basically look white and she is cute. CUTE!

Anyone else notice that white cvcks have been getting btfo on social media lately?
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>>24617272
White ppl
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>>24617272
Top kek whiteys
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>>24617272
School shooter ones are good to

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>just came back from a party
>ex-girlfriend was there
>ignored her completely
>ended up getting completely wasted and throwing up all over

Did I do good family?
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>>24617124
Muh validation
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I actually did something similar. Mutual friend of mine had a little get together yesterday with all of my friends, ex gf was there because she's close friends with host. Cold shouldered her and had a great time, then I got drunk and accidentally said some stupid things.
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you did good anon.

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>h-hi, anon... I saw you liked Katawa Shoujo and I was just wondering... W-who did you choose?
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>>24617116
Oh man I'm so undecided
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uuhhhhh fuck. If we start dating would it be cool with you to wear a thin mask like the phantom of the opera. I think it would look really "kawaii" on you
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Was her face in an IED blast

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What did she mean by this Robots?
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>>24617106
"Please text me more. I need more."
This one was hard to decipher.
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>>24617106
"What did you want to say?"
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>saying memes to girls out of nowhere
literally what is wrong with you people

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Guys I think I'm going to do it. I just can't take it anymore. I'm going to finally kill myself tonight.

Give me one good reason why I shouldn't.
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I don't have a reason for you. Sometimes things get better, sometimes they get worse. I myself went through a period where I was constantly thinking of suicide. I made it through I guess. I'm still depressed but I feel a lot better now.

If you want to, give it some more time. I myself established that I would kill myself at age 27 if things didn't get better. Make plans if you want. Give it a go or kill yourself. It's your choice to make.
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Because I don't think you should anon.
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>>24616888
b-because them trips?

I got nothin... I want my mommy anon

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>That feel when no big, stocky, manly black man to fuck you hard and treat you like a faggot bitch

I am sorry, /pol/, I have disappointed you. But the allure of the BBC is simply too much.
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I want to lick his asshole and worship his cock so bad
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tfw no bbc bf to treat me like a little sissy boy
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Fucking disgusting. You deserve the aids you will inevitably die of. Race trader.

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robots i know some of you guys know a couple things about programing , so give me your opinion , i`ll eventually try to learn them all one after another but if you guys would have to give me an order to learn these what would it be?

>JavaScript
>PHP
>phyton
>Ruby
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Python php JavaScript ruby
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>>24616870
what makes you say that?

if i learn phyton the other languages will seem easier due to similar semantics?

or just personal preference?
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>>24616870
i'd say the same

be careful, memes pros will tell you all are shit, especially python

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>people kissing in public
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>Implying you woulnd't kiss your waifu in public to show off
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>>24616776
Okay there, Elliott Rodger. What's the big deal?
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>extremely ugly couple kissing in public
>gays kissing in public

How do get girls to give out nudes on tinder?
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>>24616768
show the 'joke' and I'll give you my method with 99% success rate
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>>24616768
Why would you want nudes of some she-boon?

Anyways, be attractive and send them a dick pic first
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The more important question is how do you start a conversation?

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