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>carafags have a thread up
>no rose thread
lets not be worse than those unimaginative shits
what is my good friend pedro doing this sunday?
>>24614496
Who is Pedro?
Also, Alvaro?
probably stuffing his face with hot pockets
>>24614496
>what is my good friend pedro doing this sunday?
getting ready for some stealth action
Dan is back with sum epicness.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceXGXps9GnQ
First, look at the 47:28 approach:
"They owned me; notice how they dominate me and I let them. Don't let women treat you like this. They are comfortable dismissing me after I let their frame prevail; their agenda is to try to weaken my confidence in myself. I failed their shit test. I Ioved myself before this accost, but after, I felt like I was raped. This was not a "mode one" accost. I felt like I was bullied, disrespected, abused, manipulated. Should I call the police? Women do this if they like you; they just need to find out how powerful you are. Notice how I felt uncomfortable when I said, "Dating, sex, relationships" instead of feeling strong and solid in what I wanted. I should have confidently said, "Oh...you KNOW what I want..." They may have eventually given way to my frame had I stayed strong. If I had stayed strong and confident the entire time, we may have had a threesome together. Their dominant attitudes would have changed into submissiveness after having judged me as a confident, dominant MAN. A desire for me to dominate them sexually would rapidly grow inside them so they would almost be begging me to fuck them. But, I choked under the pressure, and LOST this one. It was a loss. It just takes practice to get better at this. It's a game."
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN !
Then he opens a girl between her parents, because Dan gives no fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhrUlZT9IS4
In this video, at 12:53, a redditor starts talking to him.
Here is the reddit thread where she comes from:
https://www.reddit.com/r/LosAngeles/comments/3u5kth/psa_guy_accosting_women_in_downtown/
>>24614128
Damn this guy is LITERALLY aspergers: the person.
The tone, the habit of asking questions out loud and stating the obvious, the way he holds his facial muscles... goddamn I get worried that if I watch him too much I'm going to start acting like him.
>>24614128
>Here is the reddit thread where she comes from
wait how do you know that girl was a redditor
>>24614226
Yeah he talked about autism in previous videos. Pretty sure he was diagnosed in the autistic spectrum. He gets autismbux.
Do you think women enjoy rejecting men more than fucking them? I am certain girls prefer calling a robot for a stalker creep, even more than getting fucked by Chad.
That's why I never give them the satisfaction anymore, it's a huge ego boost to reject others.
>>24613648
It must suck to be involuntarily celibate, the bar is set so low too. You should get snipped, that way theres pretty much no way you will reproduce.
>>24613648
One day i will be Chad and then i will seduce girls just to reject them in the most embarrassing way possible.
Would you date a 16 year old girl?
Be honest.
I'm dating a 16 year old girl now
>>24613213
But I already did anon, lasted a year. Pretty fun but ultimately boring
>tfw no qt perfect innie coinslot gf
/r9k/ how pathetic are you?
>27 yo
>kissless hugless virgin
>not a manlet, but ugly
>no social life at all
>steady job, decent income, decent apartment
>decent car
>no addictions
someone top me
>>24612850
I'll try
>21 yo
>virgin (kissed in truth or dare during kindergarten fuckers)
>one friend, a few acquaintances
>5'10" king of manlets
>maybe 5-6/10 at best
>engi student, no decent income, 300sqft apartment
>no car or drivers license
>nicotin, alcohol addiction
>also do weed weekly
>28 year old virgin
>live with mom
>can't hold mcjob for more than couple months
>only one friend who is neet and i haven't seen in over 5 years (we play vidya and talk daily)
>overweight
>poor
>no self esteem
>social anxiety like whoa
>majorly depressed for at least the past 10 years
>>24612850
>18
>virgin, pity hugged/kissed by old friend
>6'4'' but horrible looks
>author, unsuccessful
>NEET
>addicted to theanine
>you will never be this handsome
>>24612809
truthe fucking robot, mayne
I wish I had facial hair
>>24612809
His eyes are different heights on his face.
His mouth or nose is not centered.
His cheekbones are weak as fuck.
His ears stick out sideways instead of being flush with his head.
The quality of the photo misleading.
6.5/10.
In order to be happy you have to have exchange or rutine and energy in your life.
If you constantly do repetative things during day like playing games, eating same food, fapping, you get bored out of it plus you develop big anxiety to interact with people which makes it even worse because you want to do something else but you are scared of change because you got used to degenerate behaviour.
Wagekeks actually feel happy, after hard work your desires for other things increase like: playing games, Tv, sex, food. So wagekeks enjoy life much more and fully when you try to feel happy by fapping 50thy time in row.
Neets you can make how much you want these threads but you are only trying to justify your misery but you cant lie to yourself when you feel unhappy no ammount of self brainwashing will help.
Get job even if its shitty MCdonald job, at least youll meet people and earn sum Bux.
Wagekeks : 1
Neets : 0
I will even give you advice how to get job who really want and not these baiters that are too deep in hole to get out.
>I will even give you advice how to get job who really want
proceed
>>24612768
It depends if you are in local or small village, if local try to do some help around house with old people, you will usually get good bux for not a lot of work.
If you live in small places try apply for abroad works on farms, I know its shitty you have to indure few months of work but then you come home full and you can live Neet life upgraded.
For more tell me specifially if you want something specific or you just want to earn little cash on side to upgrade your Neet life.
Death is the only way to happiness. Nothing else works.
Holy fucking shit /r9k/. At the bottom of my heart i had a slithering hope of you being wrong, just bitter and therefore biased against women.
This is a younger sister of a friend of mine. I remember when she was a pure innocent child. If she could have become this, then any woman can become this.
>OC, pic related
>>24612366
ALL WOMEN ARE LIKE THIS
/thread
>>24612366
I like how she doesn't give a shit about what you're saying and just continues to talk about her problems
kek'ed desu lmao
>>24612366
Kill yourself OP. Today would be timely
Anyone get tonsil stones often?
I pulled my first one out a couple of years ago. Now I had 2 in the space of not even a week. Time to worry?
>that stench
It's an american phenomena
Nobody has them in Europe
>>24612385
I'm an Australian with them very badly, I can always feel them. I'm getting my tonsils removed in a couple weeks.
It's not worth worrying about. When they get to the point where it's bothering you enough that two to four weeks of intense suffering and bleeding risk sounds worth it, get them removed.
>>24612409
You're fucking retarded. Removing a part of your body is disgraceful behaviour. Drink more water and eat more fruit and vegetables. Jesus christ.
What is it like to go through life as a woman in the west? Do you get stuff for free?
>>24611556
The hot ones do
>>24611608
All do
>>24611620
Not all. The vast majority, yes, but not all.
>turning 20 today
Always thought it was a meme. 20 year old virgin
Fuck this gay earth
tfw 21 virgin now
>>24611553
>Always thought it was a meme.
it is
that doesn't mean it's not real though
get used to being a walking joke; it won't end soon
if you didnt get laid by the age of 20 its 100% over
just lay down and rot not even kidding, its over for us ugly people
What is/were your tics?
>Putting pressure on every muscle in my head/neck, causing my face to shake
>My left eye has to blink exactly as much as my right eye
>When walking down the sidewalk, i always have to step on the lines in a certain way
>When i panic i put my pointer fingers in my ears and swallow, it causes some sort of relief.
Your turn, fellow autists.
>
>>24611228
index fingers*
>>24611228
I twitch and convulse when finishing peeing.
>>24611333
this
also happens to me when someone walks directly behind me not like in a line but uncomfortably close behind me. I can suppress it in public but it's harder to when I'm alone.
Just went on facebook and saw the love of my life now has a bf. I am so crushed I literally don't know what to do so I come to you my only real family.
I have always been a loser and tried to kill myself when I was 17 but the rope broke. I saw it as a sign and started working out and became a little more out going. I have known this girl since I was in the 5th grade but she never paid me any attention until this year. We started talking and would talk every night. She wasnt anything like all the girls I hear about on here, she was so sweet and understanding. We became so close I told her how I was a virgin and she was so understanding about it, I thought for sure I would lose it to her. She told me about how her ex used her and took her virginity, she was so upset about it and I understood so I waited to have sex with her. The best night of my life happened when over a month ago when we went to homecoming, well we didnt actually go together since we just all went in a group of friends but we still danced together. This was the first picture I ever took with a girl that night and it was literally the happiest I have ever been. Then boom, out of nowhere she stopped talking to me. No more texts, calls nothing. I was thought okay something must have happened so I gave her space. Then just a few hours ago i got onto facebook and see she posted a pic with her bf and changed the status on her fb to taken.
I am literally shaking as right this, what do I do? Will I ever get a gf? Do I even want a gf? She is so perfect. I dont even what another girl, I want her.
>>24610928
Shut up, you're already a normie and behaving exactly like one. Not even cyborg fucking safe sorry m8.
pussy. there is nothing else out here. only temporary experiences.
>>24610928
>She wasnt anything like all the girls I hear about
Oh boy do you have a lot to learn.
Anyway, you can't do anything, you had your opportunity and didn't take it, now someone else has. Sux, I guess you'll have to wait it out until she's bored of the current dick she's sitting on.
>Penis size
>Can you handle this ass?
Be honest.
>>24608940
>small penor
>love big ass like nothing else
just fucking kill me
>>24608940
>tiny dick
>hate 3D sluts with a passion
I'm pretty good thx senpai
>>24608940
>5in
>yes
ITT: Google "[your name] is a" and post the suggestions
>>24608823
Ok, did it wrong the first time.
>Thomas is Alone
Too fucking obvious ;_;
Why did no one like my Thread?
>>24609902
I wasn't on /r9k/ an hour ago. Plus it's late at night here in the USA, so all the normies are asleep. Here ya go, senpai.
